mayfield_rpg | 2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone. ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]

[ C - The Post Office ]

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, very old lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinkly as ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ]

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.

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RED Snoipah, ma'am. And I was speaking theoretically. Since th' pig belongs t' you, I wouldn't dream 'f going after it.

Good. I'd hate to demonstrate to someone why I'm known as a legend over Tonton when I could put my resources to much better use. [ She pets Tonton in a reassuring manner, much like a mother would to a small child. ] Though, Tonton usually isn't so naked, please do ask her for identification before you try to eat her. I'll let you know when she gets her clothes back, consider it a favor.

(He memorizes the pig's features.)

I won't do it again.

Good. Now that's out of the way.... [ Tsunade sticks out her hand with a friendly smile and a laugh. ] I'm Tsunade. It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance.

Loike I said, I'm th' RED Sniper. Just "Red" or "Snoipah" is alroight.

Ah, my apologies. Red or Snoipah isn't a familiar name where I'm from. How long have you been here? Your casual attitude seems to suggest it's been way longer than it should be.

It'll be two years this April, but woi stress moiself over it when I don't seem t' 'ave a say in 'ow long I'm 'ere? Moight as well make th' best 'f it.

Well, I have to get back to my home as soon as possible. I have many things relying on me there that I am going to complete without any type of delay. Besides, this place isn't all too pleasant anyways. [ |: she hates this place so much sometimes, just for last month's antics alone. ]

From wot I 'ear, if you do go back you 'ardly miss any toime at all, so you don't 'ave t' worry about that part at least. As for wot this place 'as t' offer, all you can do is prepare for th' worst.

I'm aware I hardly miss anything, but at the same time I just want to get my objectives done soon as possible. Having a multi-month delay between what's only a few seconds is nothing but aggravating to say the least.

The little monthly cycles are the whole reason why I want to get out of here as soon as possible in the first place. [ She shrugs. ] If this place was a little nicer I might have taken some time off to hone my abilities, but, I'd rather bust everyone out of here rather than dillydally for selfish reasons.

I can't be that 'eroic. I'll wotch out for moi mates th' best I can, but at th' end 'f the day, I can barely even keep moiself aloive if this place is serious about killing us.

It's sort of my job to be a hero. Although, I'm not in it because whenever I see these people I think of my people, I just need to get home. But, it'd be selfish and terrible of me to not ensure everyone else goes home. If one of us breaks out, then I'm pretty sure the rest of us would be able to all at once. It wouldn't make sense if we went home individually or a way that only one of us could use, right?

Hm, I don't think I ever had this town try to kill me, but then again they probably wouldn't be successful if they tried anyways.

If you do want t' play 'ero, there's a group 'f blokes 'oo troi t' organize some sort 'f resistance. I don't keep track 'f wot they actually do, though. Troi asking around.

I met one that runs the defense association though I'm keeping my eyes open for the resistance. Thanks for alerting me though.

When things go bad, I usually go t' th' 'ospital and set it up as a base 'f operations. You're welcome t' join me there if you wish.

Well, since I'm a medic, I think that'd be a wise choice for me. Once I get a couple of things back from home, I'll try changing my home into a safety base.

Good oidea. That way you wouldn't be left scrambling.

That and I wouldn't mind avoiding some work when I have others to protect. I've apparently been working as a nurse there my whole life. [ And now here comes some sarcasm! ] That must have been some hangover to forget everything in my life.

(Deadpans back:) Maybe it was so bland it left no impression in your moind.

Considering how I can stop a speeding car with a kick, I doubt that.

I was being facetious.

I know, I know. I was just answering you seriously for the kicks. [ and so she can brag! ]

You're certainly well within your roights t' brag.

I suppose everyone has something they can brag about. Even the average drones talk the talk every now and again.

(Deadpans:) They can definitely stand t' earn a few trophies for th' most dull.

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