mayfield_rpg | 2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

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2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone. ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]

[ C - The Post Office ]

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, very old lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinkly as ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ]

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.

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[Have a raised eyebrow]

Well I certainly hope it was worth whatever you traded for.

There are some things I ended up forgetting, but, luckily, the town may return it to me in place of a regain, and I already have my entire life history written down so I'm not missing too much. [ Tsunade seems so casual about this, but this is because she is a strong willed badass. Now to celebrate and lighten the mood! ] Hey, have you heard of a Long Island Iced Tea? They're incredible!

I suppose if you can get the better end of a deal with this town, you'd be a fool not to take the chance.

And yes. While I prefer a good martini, I am more than familiar with that particular libation.

There's no such thing as a gamble that's too large to take. [ If she knew what a fist bump was, she'd totally give her one right now. ]

Hm, would you like one? My treat. I haven't had a martini but I suppose we can compromise. We both have one Iced Tea, and then after that we have a martini.

How very true.

[Mom likes the way this lady thinks.]

Why thank you, I'm never one to turn down a drink.

[ Tsunade likes the way this mom reacts. ]
Excellent. Then we're going to be fantastic friends already. I'm Tsunade. Your name?

'Tender! Two Long Island Iced Teas. Make sure it's not potent this time around! We want to get sauced, not killed.

Roxy Lalonde-

[She pauses, with a vaguely embarrassed smile.]

Sorry, I mean Egbert. I've recently married.

[She accept the milder LIT, even though her alcohol tolerance is more than adequate to the task.]

[ I was going to see if you wanted to interrupted her revealing her name with some weird event but this works too.

Tsunade had a lover once, to see someone else actually be able to marry, which was a rarity in her world, basically made her smile widen to cartoonish proportions. ]

Ah, newlyweds, eh? How long ago were you married~? You know what this means right...? [ ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS. ]

Since November.

[Her smile is genuine now, absent of her usual sardonic amusement.]

I'll have to introduce you to my husband sometime. He truly is a remarkable man, although I suppose I'm a bit biased in my opinion.

November? Here or in the town? That's excellent. Tch. Remind me to buy you a bottle of the oldest wine there is here in celebration. [ She nods. ]

Sounds like a plan. I can probably rope my Mayfield husband into joining me. We were best friends back home and we still are here. [ Shrugs. ] We aren't married though. Does the mister enjoy drinking just as much as you do? [ If so they can all get drunk together! ]

It's a strange story, I suppose. We were in a rather serious relationship before we arrived in Mayfield. And the town saw fit to place us as a married couple.

[She takes a thoughtful sip of her drink.]

It just seemed like a stroke of good fortune at the time. The proverbial 'silver lining' to this particular cloud.

And while he doesn't enjoy drink quite as much, we'd certainly be pleased to socialize.

Heh? So they actually match make then? To think the guy who's my husband here was the man I always turned down, though he's still preferable to a stranger or done...

That's a nice, optimistic way to look at it. Congratulations, Roxy. [ She has a rather happy sneer on her face as the sips her drink. ]

I hope the marriage lasts when you go home, in the case that you want to. [ She hasn't forgotten that some people wish to stay here for some reason. ]

Well, that's a shame. Jiraiya likes to drink though not as much as me.

One has to take whatever good fortune one can get. And I daresay that we will find plenty to discuss besides the beverages.

Hm. Well I'm hardly ever lucky but I agree with that. [ She takes a sip of her drink. ] Of course we will! I bet the town and yourself can provide lots of things to talk about, as can I.

[She grins]

Then expect an invitation soon. Do you mind if I ask for your address?

Not at all, not at all. I'm 849 Goldberg Street. Now, it'd be only fair if I got your address in return so I'd be able to find your lovely home.

311 Miller. We'd be delighted to have you over anytime.

As would we. [ The bartender now gives them their Long Island Iced Teas. Tsunade stares at hers with an absolute delight. ] You know, I thought there'd never be anything better than sweet saké but I was wrong. These things are delightful to taste and they'll get someone hammered pretty fast unless they aren't naturally made for drinking.

[She takes a sip and nods appreciatively.]

Considering the quality of the ingredients available to them, the bartenders here do a wonderful job.

Yes, it is important to pace yourself. Like most things, however, it gets easier with practice.

[And she has had a lot of that.]

Ah, Ah, I agree. You know, if I ever get my official Saké stock from home, you and I are going to be in for a wonderful weekend. [ yes. She just explicitly said she'd share her personal collection of saké. ] Even though I've been in office for three years, I have about three decades worth of winery in there. [ Mostly because some bottles went unfinished by previous kages. ]

I've been practicing this longer than I can remember. More than most people live in my world. But, then again, my world is sort of dangerous.

I assure you that I await that day with breathless anticipation. And I'll be sure to give you a call when my private bar is restored to me. I have quite a collection myself.

Is it this type of stuff? I haven't had it before arriving here. If it is, you can bet I'd be thrilled with your place. You may have difficulty getting me to leave, until the droning kicks in at least. [ Yes. She just made a drone joke. She'll be laughing at it now. Getting buzzed does this to you. ]

[She smirks.]

That and more. I pride myself on having a very diverse collection.

Mayfield's very own connoisseur on alcohol, eh? That's quite a special and wonderful job in the eyes of many.

It's really nothing. Merely a matter of experience.

Anyone who has been mixing drinks as long as I have would almost have to be an expert on the subject.

Very yes

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I've managed to dely answering this question until she actually had a canon name.

Haha! That is a great thing! |D

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