first full moon ☾

[werewolfoflondon]

[phone - open]



That's not precisely how I expected to wake up yesterday, but all things considered, it could be worse.

Well then, introductions, I suppose. Best as I can manage, at least. My name is Remus, and I assure you that I am a completely uninteresting human being. So uninteresting, I can't rightly think how to introduce myself, apparently.

[sigh] I always was crap at this.

I'm still-- still trying to work everything out here, so if someone would be so kind as to entertain a few questions? I realize we're all relatively in the dark here, but...

Ah, never mind.

Comments

[bespell]

Are you on the phone? [Lily calls down from the living room, trying her best to ignore her drone mother who's reminding her to be nice to her brother. Boys have their certain needs and time alone.]

[nonmetus]

Give yourself some credit, dearest darlingest Moonsikins. You sound fabulous. All of the fine young women here will flock to your sultry voice!

phone;

[cursedtolive]

[This response comes with a quiet, amused but relatively polite laugh before someone speaks.]

I can't answer that many questions because I only got here a few days ago, too... but it's nice to meet you, Mr. Remus.

[infourbooks]

[That's... weirdish]

I don't think anyone ever expects to wake up here the first time.

[rebelcommunion]

You sound like you're trying to convince yourself of that! You don't need to try to pretend if you aren't. There are quite a few of us who aren't human!

But I can try to answer your questions!

[werejew]

Humans are totally fucking boring.

[hi welcome to your nightmares]

[logic_and_magic]

[Yup, suspicious already. Just with the sheer amount of how uninteresting he said he was, just makes Crown question this. But whatever, he's not going to pry. Not like it matters much anyways.

A boy around the age of fifteen comes on the line.]

It seems I am not the only new captive either. I do not know much about this town either but I am willing to attempt to help at answering if I already know the answer to a question.

[queen_of_swords]

I find that those who try to emphasize how uninteresting they are usually turn out to be quite interesting.

I'd stop repeating how uninteresting you are if you want people to believe it. I can answer question you have to the best of my ability though.

[encored]

[yep he's just laughing it up over here]

What a completely innocuous introduction. The most mundane I've heard from a newcomer yet. --Ah, except the one from that strange child who couldn't stop stammering and crying.

At any rate, I'll likely be able to answer a few questions. I've been here for a while.

Phone ◈

[pseudohistory]

A human, you say? I haven't met a human in a while.

[ So excited. ] I'm Keine Kamishirasawa. Are you still in need of answers to your questions, Mr Remus?

phone

[mydear]

I don't think I've ever heard of a human being that wasn't interesting.