werewolfoflondon: (I like orange juice)
Remus Lupin ([personal profile] werewolfoflondon) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-07-12 08:00 pm

first full moon ☾

[phone - open]



That's not precisely how I expected to wake up yesterday, but all things considered, it could be worse.

Well then, introductions, I suppose. Best as I can manage, at least. My name is Remus, and I assure you that I am a completely uninteresting human being. So uninteresting, I can't rightly think how to introduce myself, apparently.

[sigh] I always was crap at this.

I'm still-- still trying to work everything out here, so if someone would be so kind as to entertain a few questions? I realize we're all relatively in the dark here, but...

Ah, never mind.
werejew: (dare frame thy fearful symmetry)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, werewolf, born and fucking raised! [she sounds very proud of this.]
werejew: (what the hammer what the chain)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah, that's why I just fucking said it?

[Nobody's ever accused Annie of being a rocket surgeon.]
werejew: (in the forests of the night)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Why the fuck not?
werejew: (dare its deadly terrors clasp)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
... What "conditions?"
werejew: (what the anvil what dread grasp)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the condition of being fucking awesome, right?

Because I was born that way.
werejew: (what immortal hand or eye)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, dude, that's totally a myth! If a werewolf bites you, you're just, like, bitten. And probably bleeding like a motherfucker. Maybe dead. But you're no fucking wolf.

My family's fucking been popping out werewolves for as long as history's been around, probably even longer! That's just how shit works.
werejew: (dare frame thy fearful symmetry)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
It is! You only see shit like that in super old movies, back when everybody was still scared of us and shit.
werejew: (what the hand dare seize the fire)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here to help, dude!

[a beat]

So, you gonna grow some balls and tell me what the fuck you are yet?
werejew: (in what furnace was thy brain?)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Grow. I know you're, like, I don't fucking know, French or some shit, but you're in America now. Learn some fucking English.
werejew: (could twist the sinews of thy heart)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
What, you never play "show me yours, I'll show you mine" as a kid? That's how it fucking works, dude.

Ugh, fine, names. Annie Goldstein.
werejew: (did He who made the lamb make thee)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, fine, come over my place. 1667 Nelson: New, improved, and now Nazi-free!

[don't. ask.]

I'll be the tall bitch on the front steps.
werejew: (in what distant deeps or skies)

[personal profile] werejew 2012-07-13 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[And lo behold, there is the tall bitch on the steps: six and a half feet of way too much hair and way too few clothes. She puts out whatever she was smoking on the step next to her and stands up to greet him. It definitely wasn't tobacco.]

S'up, kid! Took you fucking long enough! [yeah it's her]

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