first full moon ☾

[werewolfoflondon]

[phone - open]



That's not precisely how I expected to wake up yesterday, but all things considered, it could be worse.

Well then, introductions, I suppose. Best as I can manage, at least. My name is Remus, and I assure you that I am a completely uninteresting human being. So uninteresting, I can't rightly think how to introduce myself, apparently.

[sigh] I always was crap at this.

I'm still-- still trying to work everything out here, so if someone would be so kind as to entertain a few questions? I realize we're all relatively in the dark here, but...

Ah, never mind.

Comments

[werewolfoflondon]

Oh, but that would be lovely. Get him knackered enough, we won't even have to force him into it.

[nonmetus]

That's not even a challenge! Give him til that party tonight.

[werewolfoflondon]

Oh, so you want it to be a challenge to get Pads into a dress? Really, you're an odd sort, you know that?

[nonmetus]

I do, and thank you! But of course, drunk Padsy does anything I say, as long as it's ridiculous enough. I need to see a sober Padfoot in a nice pink dress.

[werewolfoflondon]

That shall have to be our next goal, then.

Unfortunately, I've left all my blackmail at Hogwarts. Extortion is out of the question.

[nonmetus]

More's the pity. Well, it won't be long before we've got new dirt. It's never in short supply around him.

[werewolfoflondon]

[Remus chuckles.]

Indeed. See you tonight then, Prongsy?

[nonmetus]

You'll be lucky if you don't!