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[crusthatecean]

[Phone]

I'm getting really tired of these 'change your history and personality' events. I put down a vote that next event be one of those 'tear out your organs while you're awake' events, I think I prefer those. Who is with me?

Also it goes without saying that I was an obnoxious fucking asshole, like pretty much all highbloods, I guess. Feel free to take issue with it, not least because out of all my many flaws, I never thought that would be one of them.

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[miraculls]

[Pokes his head in through the door. He is just going to ignore that quip about highbloods like always.]

Yo. You being all back to motherfuckin' normal and shit too yet?

[crusthatecean]

[He didn't mean you anyway. He'll turn and glance up before abruptly averting his eyes, embarrassed. He can't decide how to feel about what just happens, the fact that Gamzee now actually presumably knows what his blood means.

But he also knows some things about Gamzee too now, and despite his hesitation his tone is warm and fond.]

Yes.

Come here, you.

[miraculls]

[He obediently trots towards Karkat, throwing an arm around him and leaning against him instantly.]

So...that was kinda a weird week, huh? [He is aware this is probably something they might want to talk about, but he has no idea how to go about doing it.]

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[busy_fists]

Oh, I don't know. I thought it was pretty relaxing.

[crusthatecean]

I don't care how your time went, actually, but thanks for being a fucking asshole for no reason.

[busy_fists]

I can't imagine what they must have done to you for you to prefer having your organs ripped out while you're awake to watch them do it. Feels like a bit of an exaggeration, to be honest. I'm sure your real friends will forgive you for anything you did or said.

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[est33medpouncellor]

I don't know, I don't like the sounds of evurryone killing evurryone else either...

But you and evurryone else is back to being normal now, so that's all that really matturs right now I guess!

I even got my body back!!~ [Ever the optimist..?]

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, sure, great.

So, uh, holy fuck, I'm really sorry for what a completely inexcusable piece of shit I was.

[est33medpouncellor]

That's okay!!

I wasn't being myself eithurr! It's a good thing I didn't see Gamz33..! [...Though she probably doesn't want to see Gamzee ANYWAY...]

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[rebelcommunion]

You're forgiven! I don't think we ran across one another though. Anyway! I'm sure you learned a little something and it seems there was a consolation for going through it.

[crusthatecean]

Why would you forgive me if I wasn't even an asshole to you.

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[truffulacide]

Pass. I heard a couple of crickets chirping somewhere on your end too, so I can't be the only one.

[crusthatecean]

What, on the organs or the beratement?

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[cullscuttlefish]

...at least you didn't think you were an immortal, retarded asshole highblood who had fancy God Tier pajamas and could take other people's crazy away.

I don't suggest trying that, not with how death works here.

[crusthatecean]

No, I was more of your typical highblood, violent and insane and arrogant and completely nauseates me. Also, I said all kinds of awful shit and hilariously it turns out the only one I was insulting was me.

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[answerer_sword]

I would honestly it be neither...

[crusthatecean]

Okay, but if it has to be one.

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[fatedmagica]

I-I'm sorry to hear that the last week was hard on you, Karkat... I-I hope you're feeling better now...?

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, I'm fine.

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[ceasetoexist]

Agreed.

At least people are acting normal during the "we're going to kill you" crap the town pulls. Most of the time.

[crusthatecean]

I'm sick of having my pan messed with.

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[thegoddamnhedgehog]

Tch. I'd rather keep my organs where they are.

[crusthatecean]

Good for you. So would I, but keeping my pan where it is is even better.

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[worstvikingever]

I dunno, I think they're both pretty bad.

I guess it depends on what happens.

Anyway at least now it's all back to... well as normal as it gets.

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, back to normal, back to apologizing for my unwanted behavior. It's bad enough being an asshole on a day to day basis, at least that's within my control.