Haruko Haruhara (
ukelelenogood) wrote in
mayfield_rpg2012-01-22 02:54 pm
8th Guitar Drive-By - Action/Phone
[Action - Around town, Morning]
[See Haruko.
See Haruko staring at a street lamp.
See Haruko staring at a street lamp for a minute on end.
See Haruko leap towards the street lamp with incredible speed and begin to climb it in a swinging motion in a few seconds flat. She reaches the top of the lamp incredibly fast and, with one open palm, holds herself up on it, body straight and composed, before swinging off of it and landing on the ground gracefully, still standing.
See Haruko looking smug and pleased.
See Haruko after she's gone to the Post Office and regained her true body in exchange for a few memories. Not that she knows she's lost them.
See Haruko proceeding to do a bunch of flips, kicks, and acrobatics as she breaks her body back in. It's been a long few months without it.]
[Phone]
Alright, alright everyone listen up! Especially you folks who call yourself teenagers cause I've got some important news for you! It could even save your lives. Seems I got a call back on Friday that I'm gonna be getting a new job. That's right. You've all got a new school nurse. Aren't you lucky?
You are. That isn't even a question. MOVING ON!
I dunno how things are done there now, but it's gonna change when I get there on Monday. Oh yeah. First thing we're gonna do? PHYSICAL EXAMINATION TIME! Gonna make sure you're all developing healthy and being healthy and all the other shit I'm apparently supposed to care about. And so we're not leaving anyone out? This goes for teachers too! In fact, your teachers are even more at risk to be out of shame, shameful slugs because of their soul crushing jobs of teaching a youth who neither cares about their own futures nor has any aspirations of their own.
This is not debatable. It is mandatory and by God I will see to it with all the authority a high school nurse might possess.
See ya Monday.
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Hey kid. Got my shit back, and I could use some sparring practice.
Wanna brawl?
[Action: High School, forward Dated to Monday]
[She wasn't joking.
During class, students and teachers might be alarmed as they here a loud slamming noise as a pink-haired woman dressed in a nurse's outfit barges through the classroom door, pushing a tray full of medical items with as many stethoscopes and tongue depressors as she has scalpels and needles. She even has a saw on it. Not a medical or bone saw. Just a saw like you might buy from a hardware store.
And she's currently blocking the door.]
Examination time!
EXAMINATION TIME!
LIIIIIIINE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
[See Haruko.
See Haruko staring at a street lamp.
See Haruko staring at a street lamp for a minute on end.
See Haruko leap towards the street lamp with incredible speed and begin to climb it in a swinging motion in a few seconds flat. She reaches the top of the lamp incredibly fast and, with one open palm, holds herself up on it, body straight and composed, before swinging off of it and landing on the ground gracefully, still standing.
See Haruko looking smug and pleased.
See Haruko after she's gone to the Post Office and regained her true body in exchange for a few memories. Not that she knows she's lost them.
See Haruko proceeding to do a bunch of flips, kicks, and acrobatics as she breaks her body back in. It's been a long few months without it.]
[Phone]
Alright, alright everyone listen up! Especially you folks who call yourself teenagers cause I've got some important news for you! It could even save your lives. Seems I got a call back on Friday that I'm gonna be getting a new job. That's right. You've all got a new school nurse. Aren't you lucky?
You are. That isn't even a question. MOVING ON!
I dunno how things are done there now, but it's gonna change when I get there on Monday. Oh yeah. First thing we're gonna do? PHYSICAL EXAMINATION TIME! Gonna make sure you're all developing healthy and being healthy and all the other shit I'm apparently supposed to care about. And so we're not leaving anyone out? This goes for teachers too! In fact, your teachers are even more at risk to be out of shame, shameful slugs because of their soul crushing jobs of teaching a youth who neither cares about their own futures nor has any aspirations of their own.
This is not debatable. It is mandatory and by God I will see to it with all the authority a high school nurse might possess.
See ya Monday.
[Phone, Filtered to Mart]
Hey kid. Got my shit back, and I could use some sparring practice.
Wanna brawl?
[Action: High School, forward Dated to Monday]
[She wasn't joking.
During class, students and teachers might be alarmed as they here a loud slamming noise as a pink-haired woman dressed in a nurse's outfit barges through the classroom door, pushing a tray full of medical items with as many stethoscopes and tongue depressors as she has scalpels and needles. She even has a saw on it. Not a medical or bone saw. Just a saw like you might buy from a hardware store.
And she's currently blocking the door.]
Examination time!
EXAMINATION TIME!
LIIIIIIINE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

School
School
Eh, sure, if you wanna I guess. Feel free.
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Ya liked that, huh? Wasn't even trying that time.
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High school
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She totally heard that. And she's just walking over.
Eyeing you.]
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[And she's proving just how true that is while she throws a scalpel into the air and catches it. Yeah. She's clearly the best nurse ever.]
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around town
Scout gives her some applause from his perch on top of a mail box.]
Not bad sister, not bad.
around town
[She looks and sounds indignant, but it's pretty clearly play.]
That was a goddamn perfect 10 across the board, and you know it.
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[Phone]
That's what I'd do, anyways.
[Phone]
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phone
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High School
This is the Sniper backing out of it when he sees the saw in Haruko's hand.)
High School
Hey big boy where you going?
COME GET YOUR MEDICINE!
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school
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[Just slapping your hands to try and get you to let go.]
Hands off. That's for medical professionals only, kind. That's me.
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You name the time and the place!
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Examination time? By the school nurse? I don't recall this being stated anywhere. [ Oh god what is going to happen to her life within the next five seconds. ]
action - morning
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It's all about having talent.
[And, yes. Powers on her part.]
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I'm sure this really isn't necessary...
action, high school
It's nearly a blur, but her arm is jutting out to keep you from leaving.]
Oh no, I'm pretty sure it's necessary.
Now take your clothes off.
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High School
Shouldn't this take place in the nurse's office?
[She glances at the window. If things get dicey, she might be able to jump out the window. The snow should break her fall.]
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[Just examining the hacksaw in her hand a minute, flicking a finger against it.]
Now are you gonna make me do this the hard way?
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High School
I will do no such thing in the middle of a classroom. [Frankly, he didn't want to at all, especially now that he'd gotten his own body back somehow. He didn't want everyone knowing everything about him like that.
Plus, he didn't trust this girl further than he could throw her.]
High School
Fine. Then get in the hallway.
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I'm so sorry for his attitude problem... -_-;
No worries, sometimes I feel like I should apologize for Haruko
^_^;; Luckily, I'm familiar enough with FLCL to understand her. lol
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[high school - monday]
This has to be illegal!
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Now get over here! Front and center!
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