8th Guitar Drive-By - Action/Phone

[ukelelenogood]

[Action - Around town, Morning]

[See Haruko.

See Haruko staring at a street lamp.

See Haruko staring at a street lamp for a minute on end.

See Haruko leap towards the street lamp with incredible speed and begin to climb it in a swinging motion in a few seconds flat. She reaches the top of the lamp incredibly fast and, with one open palm, holds herself up on it, body straight and composed, before swinging off of it and landing on the ground gracefully, still standing.

See Haruko looking smug and pleased.

See Haruko after she's gone to the Post Office and regained her true body in exchange for a few memories. Not that she knows she's lost them.

See Haruko proceeding to do a bunch of flips, kicks, and acrobatics as she breaks her body back in. It's been a long few months without it.]

[Phone]

Alright, alright everyone listen up! Especially you folks who call yourself teenagers cause I've got some important news for you! It could even save your lives. Seems I got a call back on Friday that I'm gonna be getting a new job. That's right. You've all got a new school nurse. Aren't you lucky?

You are. That isn't even a question. MOVING ON!

I dunno how things are done there now, but it's gonna change when I get there on Monday. Oh yeah. First thing we're gonna do? PHYSICAL EXAMINATION TIME! Gonna make sure you're all developing healthy and being healthy and all the other shit I'm apparently supposed to care about. And so we're not leaving anyone out? This goes for teachers too! In fact, your teachers are even more at risk to be out of shame, shameful slugs because of their soul crushing jobs of teaching a youth who neither cares about their own futures nor has any aspirations of their own.

This is not debatable. It is mandatory and by God I will see to it with all the authority a high school nurse might possess.

See ya Monday.

[Phone, Filtered to Mart]

Hey kid. Got my shit back, and I could use some sparring practice.

Wanna brawl?

[Action: High School, forward Dated to Monday]

[She wasn't joking.

During class, students and teachers might be alarmed as they here a loud slamming noise as a pink-haired woman dressed in a nurse's outfit barges through the classroom door, pushing a tray full of medical items with as many stethoscopes and tongue depressors as she has scalpels and needles. She even has a saw on it. Not a medical or bone saw. Just a saw like you might buy from a hardware store.

And she's currently blocking the door.]

Examination time!

EXAMINATION TIME!

LIIIIIIINE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Comments

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[licentious]

[ Lust turns to her, composed and lukewarm towards this entire idea. ]

Examination time? By the school nurse? I don't recall this being stated anywhere. [ Oh god what is going to happen to her life within the next five seconds. ]

action - morning

[ukelelenogood]

What, you deaf?

Made a call yesterday afternoon.

[licentious]

I wasn't able to be on the phone. [ pause. ] I was too busy preparing for today's lesson plan. Was this examination authorized? [ she'll find a loophole! SHE'S LUST.... ]

[ukelelenogood]

Sure was. Got it straight from the principal.

[No, she didn't. She's full of bullshit.

But that's not gonna stop her as she grabs one of the drone kids and starts to examine it.]

[licentious]

Ms...[ She pauses. Her face shows a painful inner struggle that consists of trying to remember her name. But then she realizes she doesn't know it. ] I implore you to conduct your nursing legally, and within private quarters for both you and the drone. Here is highly unethical.

[ukelelenogood]

Haruhara. Haruko Haruhara.

Alright.

I'll lock the door in here. That'll make it private, right?

[Just tapping on the top of the drone's skull, as if she finds it fascinating.]

[licentious]

Private is something that is just between the doctor and patient in this case. You're free to destroy whatever is left of the school issued curtains for make-shift examination room. Please refrain from testing non-drones until you get permission from them. I'd like my classroom to get through this lesson plan intact, after all. [ Just sid eying Haruko tapping the drone's skull. Everyone in Mayfield except her, the regenerating complete monster who loves to spark civil wars of untold bloodshed, is weird, abnormal and needs help. ]

[ukelelenogood]

....Naw.

Don't wanna.

[Haruko Haruhara: the pinnacle of maturity.]

[licentious]

And just which parts of that do you not wish to comply to, miss?

[ She's becoming slightly irritated with Haruko's belligerence and it shows in her tone. THIS IS HER CLASS! YOU CAN'T USURP CONTROL FROM HER MISSY!! ]

[ukelelenogood]

All of them.

Not one for rules, y'know?

[Taking a thermometer out and placing it in the drone kid's ear. Then taking a second one out and placing it in his other ear.]

[licentious]

Ah, I see we have someone who's above most rules then. Fairly well. However, you are only allowed to operate or [ if you're actually doing what you're supposed to be doing, ] examine the drones. The children with common sense have to pay attention to the lesson. No ifs, ands or buts about it. You are welcome to examine them some other period, like this room during the fourth. [ The period she doesn't teach, heh. ]

[ukelelenogood]

Eh, sorry. Gotta examine all of 'em.

Boss's orders.

[licentious]

And who would that be? [ She is having a word with your manager. ]

[ukelelenogood]

I dunno. Whoever runs the town, I guess.

[licentious]

So you're receiving orders from the prisoners that lock us in and torture us?

[ukelelenogood]

If you're working here?

So are you. Who do you think decided this job for you?

[licentious]

I'm not quite certain who gave me this job. Though, to authorize an entire check-up within days seems like something the education board would have to see through first. [ She wasn't thinking that this job implied authority to violate the personal space of every kid. ]

[ukelelenogood]

...Seriously? You're a dumbass, huh?

Don't care. Just doing my job.

[licentious]

I never said my intelligence was subpar. I'm just not sure which person determined my job or how my job was determined. There are multiple people that could have selected it given the figurehead leaders have some power, yet there's an edge in sadism with these jobs which is something one expects from the milk man. [ She keeps a twisted smile as she notes which students in this class aren't drones. ]

But if the school board insists, then I guess I can't do anything to stop it.

[ That'll teach those little shits to chew gum in class. ]