8th Guitar Drive-By - Action/Phone

[ukelelenogood]

[Action - Around town, Morning]

[See Haruko.

See Haruko staring at a street lamp.

See Haruko staring at a street lamp for a minute on end.

See Haruko leap towards the street lamp with incredible speed and begin to climb it in a swinging motion in a few seconds flat. She reaches the top of the lamp incredibly fast and, with one open palm, holds herself up on it, body straight and composed, before swinging off of it and landing on the ground gracefully, still standing.

See Haruko looking smug and pleased.

See Haruko after she's gone to the Post Office and regained her true body in exchange for a few memories. Not that she knows she's lost them.

See Haruko proceeding to do a bunch of flips, kicks, and acrobatics as she breaks her body back in. It's been a long few months without it.]

[Phone]

Alright, alright everyone listen up! Especially you folks who call yourself teenagers cause I've got some important news for you! It could even save your lives. Seems I got a call back on Friday that I'm gonna be getting a new job. That's right. You've all got a new school nurse. Aren't you lucky?

You are. That isn't even a question. MOVING ON!

I dunno how things are done there now, but it's gonna change when I get there on Monday. Oh yeah. First thing we're gonna do? PHYSICAL EXAMINATION TIME! Gonna make sure you're all developing healthy and being healthy and all the other shit I'm apparently supposed to care about. And so we're not leaving anyone out? This goes for teachers too! In fact, your teachers are even more at risk to be out of shame, shameful slugs because of their soul crushing jobs of teaching a youth who neither cares about their own futures nor has any aspirations of their own.

This is not debatable. It is mandatory and by God I will see to it with all the authority a high school nurse might possess.

See ya Monday.

[Phone, Filtered to Mart]

Hey kid. Got my shit back, and I could use some sparring practice.

Wanna brawl?

[Action: High School, forward Dated to Monday]

[She wasn't joking.

During class, students and teachers might be alarmed as they here a loud slamming noise as a pink-haired woman dressed in a nurse's outfit barges through the classroom door, pushing a tray full of medical items with as many stethoscopes and tongue depressors as she has scalpels and needles. She even has a saw on it. Not a medical or bone saw. Just a saw like you might buy from a hardware store.

And she's currently blocking the door.]

Examination time!

EXAMINATION TIME!

LIIIIIIINE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Comments

School

[drank_the_milk]

Do you need us to take our clothes off?

School

[ukelelenogood]

Huh?

Eh, sure, if you wanna I guess. Feel free.

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna glances left and right for a second.]

Um... shouldn't the boys go to a different room or something?

[ukelelenogood]

....Why?

I have to examine all of you. That kinda makes things inconvenient for me.

[drank_the_milk]

But then they'll see me in my underwear!

[ukelelenogood]

Well fine, don't get undressed then.

Here, open your mouth.

[Just picking up a tongue depressor.]

[drank_the_milk]

All right. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~

[Opening wide!]

[ukelelenogood]

[And Haruko'll just place a tongue depressor on Yuna's tongue.

And one on top of that.

And one on top of that.]

[drank_the_milk]

If zere shpofed to de so many?

[ukelelenogood]

Yeah there is. It's a measurement.

Now shhhhh SSSSSSHHHHHH. Or we'll have to start over.

[drank_the_milk]

[There is another momentary incoherent mumble as Yuna tries to sit still for this.]

[ukelelenogood]

[Now that she's finished stacking them on top of one another, she's....leaning some against the side.

It's like she's trying to make a Popsicle stick house in your mouth, Yuna. But she couldn't be doing that.

Right?]

[drank_the_milk]

[Well, eventually it gets hard to breathe, and Yuna starts coughing and shaking, sending tongue depressors flying all over the desk in front of her. Thankfully, she's not actually choking or anything, but that cough still doesn't sound very good.]

Wh-what was that for!

[ukelelenogood]

Well now you ruined it. I was trying to see how healthy you are but welp.

Looks like we gotta START OVER!

[drank_the_milk]

But I couldn't breathe!

[action; morning]

[echoing_sutras]

-Have some applause, Haruko. The yamabiko is impressed.-

High school

[noluckduck]

Sweet mother of fuck.

High school

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

[Emmett has his hair in some far out way thanks to something blowing up and rather messy clothes. He stares over at the school nurse and the tray.] Are you sure you're licensed? [Eyeing the saw]

around town

[freakinblur]

[Oh, nice, very nice.

Scout gives her some applause from his perch on top of a mail box.]

Not bad sister, not bad.

[Phone]

[pkrincess]

Y'know, if they didn't wanna do a physical examination on Monday, some kid could just skip class that day. Since you gave 'em warning and all.

That's what I'd do, anyways.

phone

[hasnosoul]

... Even the teachers? Y-You can't be serious.

High School

[ex_haveaplan64]

(This is the Sniper coming into the staff lounge.

This is the Sniper backing out of it when he sees the saw in Haruko's hand.)

school

[strike_you_out]

[Slugger already has the saw in his hands and is examining its serrated edge...]

[ukelelenogood]

I know! That was the test!

[action; morning]

[ukelelenogood]

[Haruko just smiles over at the girl.]

Ya liked that, huh? Wasn't even trying that time.