8th Guitar Drive-By - Action/Phone

[ukelelenogood]

[Action - Around town, Morning]

[See Haruko.

See Haruko staring at a street lamp.

See Haruko staring at a street lamp for a minute on end.

See Haruko leap towards the street lamp with incredible speed and begin to climb it in a swinging motion in a few seconds flat. She reaches the top of the lamp incredibly fast and, with one open palm, holds herself up on it, body straight and composed, before swinging off of it and landing on the ground gracefully, still standing.

See Haruko looking smug and pleased.

See Haruko after she's gone to the Post Office and regained her true body in exchange for a few memories. Not that she knows she's lost them.

See Haruko proceeding to do a bunch of flips, kicks, and acrobatics as she breaks her body back in. It's been a long few months without it.]

[Phone]

Alright, alright everyone listen up! Especially you folks who call yourself teenagers cause I've got some important news for you! It could even save your lives. Seems I got a call back on Friday that I'm gonna be getting a new job. That's right. You've all got a new school nurse. Aren't you lucky?

You are. That isn't even a question. MOVING ON!

I dunno how things are done there now, but it's gonna change when I get there on Monday. Oh yeah. First thing we're gonna do? PHYSICAL EXAMINATION TIME! Gonna make sure you're all developing healthy and being healthy and all the other shit I'm apparently supposed to care about. And so we're not leaving anyone out? This goes for teachers too! In fact, your teachers are even more at risk to be out of shame, shameful slugs because of their soul crushing jobs of teaching a youth who neither cares about their own futures nor has any aspirations of their own.

This is not debatable. It is mandatory and by God I will see to it with all the authority a high school nurse might possess.

See ya Monday.

[Phone, Filtered to Mart]

Hey kid. Got my shit back, and I could use some sparring practice.

Wanna brawl?

[Action: High School, forward Dated to Monday]

[She wasn't joking.

During class, students and teachers might be alarmed as they here a loud slamming noise as a pink-haired woman dressed in a nurse's outfit barges through the classroom door, pushing a tray full of medical items with as many stethoscopes and tongue depressors as she has scalpels and needles. She even has a saw on it. Not a medical or bone saw. Just a saw like you might buy from a hardware store.

And she's currently blocking the door.]

Examination time!

EXAMINATION TIME!

LIIIIIIINE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Comments

Action

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well HELLO Nurse!

[Yup, now he's ready.]

Uh, yeah.

Action

[ukelelenogood]

Alright.

Take your freebie, then.

Re: Action

[jaws5sonofjaws]

So, uh, you wanna let me take the first hit at ya?

I dunno, I wouldn't wanna break your face...

Action

[ukelelenogood]

.....

You know what?

Go for the face.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Okay. You asked for it.

[And Mart'll swing for Haruko's pink hair framed face.]

[ukelelenogood]

[And Haruko takes it to the face. She reels back, but only a few steps, spinning a little. She shakes her head a moment and smacks her lips before swirling her mouth a bit, as if making sure her jaw is still intact.

She smiles. There's some signs that are going to be bruising, but that's about the extent of the apparent damage.]

Know what?

Gonna give you one more.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Shit.

Uh, are you sure?

That looked like that hurt.

[ukelelenogood]

Kid, don't flatter yourself.

You gonna take the shot or not?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Alright, but you asked for it...

[And her comes another swing!]

[ukelelenogood]

About that free hit?

OOPS I LIED!

[Her right arm darts out to catch Mart's arm, while she goes into a crouch and aims with the other to strike at his solar plexus.

This is a woman who can hit baseballs into orbit and knock down space stations, too. With her powers?

Pretty strong.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Oh. Wow. Did not expect this turn of events.]

OOF!

[And flying Mart goes... crashing back to the ground in a small crater. He'll be on his back, groaning.]

[ukelelenogood]

[You hear that Mart?

That's just Haruko. Laughing her ass off.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[As Mart staggers to his feet all he can utter is...]

What the fuck was that!?

[ukelelenogood]

Told you kid.

I got my shit back.

[And for a moment? In her weird, yellow eyes? There's a flicker of red. But just for a passing second.]

Yer not backing down, are ya? That was full strength. I can tone it down, if ya want me to.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart lets his guard down and givs out a scared...]

eep.

Uh. I mean. No way! You maybe pretty tough now but I'm still really tough...

[ukelelenogood]

Good.

[She smiles. Less menacingly this time.]

Your move, then.

[So now you know how strong she is physically. She doesn't know if you've figured out how quick she is just from her grasping your arm. But she wants to see how you're going to fight her.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Okay, you asked for it!

[And Mart will attempt a running punch at Haruko.]

[ukelelenogood]

[Aw, come on. Another attempt at a punch?

Haruko'll let him close the distance before ducking to go into a leg sweep at Mart's legs and try and take him off balance.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[And Mart meets the air yet again, flinging forward and into thr ground, skidding.]

Ugh.

Where'd you learn how to fight like that?

[ukelelenogood]

I'm a cop, kid. With intergalactic jurisdiction. Kinda comes with the job.

.....

And from my aunt.

[But she'll cut off from that topic quickly.]

Where did you learn how to fight. I'm not fucking with you. I'm curious.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Uhm... actually... I. Don't really know how to fight except, y'know, hitting stuff.

[ukelelenogood]

Yeah, I kinda figured.







You wanna learn?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Seeing as how you're kicking my ass so bad...

sure. Couldn't hurt.

[ukelelenogood]

Damn right kid. Better get used to it, cause it's gonna happen a bit more. That's how you learn.

We'll break for now, but I'm gonna set up a day each week for us to meet, got it?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Okay. Sounds good.

There any term for this martial art or whatever?