First Cookie || Nothing Says Home Like Chocolate Chip

[swineprince]

A. [Action: 1487 Kramden Road, morning]

[The bed feels empty. That is his first thought upon waking, before his eyes open. His second thought is, I should make pancakes this morning. He rolls over and reaches out expecting to find his husband Chris or at least some warmth in the bed where he'd been only to find... The edge of the bed? He reaches out for Chris with his tail only to find... Nothing? He can't feel his tail! He sits up and looks behind himself. Nothing there!

Except pajamas.

He squeaks and scrambles out of the bed in this small, strange room. He opens the door and pads out into the living room and the kitchen...]

Where am I?!


B. [Action: High School, throughout the school day]

[There's another new student. At the moment, he's a little reserved, but he has a tupperware full of homemade chocolate chip cookies and he will offer one to anyone who approaches.]


C. [Action: About Town, afternoon]

[Ebony is a little lost trying to find his way home. He still has some cookies left in his tupperware if you would like to go talk to him.]

I think I'm lost.

Comments

[swineprince]

Uh....

[He's going to follow, though he probably isn't as fast as you BB.]

[thebeastwithout]

[Beast Boy will slow down after a few moments.]

So you got everything explained to you already and all, right?

[swineprince]

Uhm... I think so? I've at least heard part of it...

[thebeastwithout]

So you know all about not drinking milk and not getting droned and not blowing up weird machines in the dairy, right? Phew. No one ever gets it when I try and explain things. Dunno why.

[swineprince]

Wha.... What about the milk?!

[thebeastwithout]

They poison it sometimes.

[shrug.]

[swineprince]

What?! But you need milk to bake!

[thebeastwithout]

Uhhh.

Yeah, most people don't think of that.

[swineprince]

[This actually upsets him terribly.]

What... What if I buy a cow, will it be safe then?

[thebeastwithout]

They... don't sell those here. You buy milk from the store; I think it's just the dairy's milk that's weird.

[swineprince]

Oh... The milk at the store isn't from the dairy?

[thebeastwithout]

Guess not. No one's ever died from it.

[swineprince]

Oh. Okay. I can live with that.

[He visibly relaxes. Baking cookies is a big deal.]

[thebeastwithout]

Uhh.... Yep.

[awkward pause]

So you like baking, huh?

[swineprince]

I like making food, but I suppose baking is my specialty.

What's you're favorite kind of food?

[thebeastwithout]

Tofu.

[Bright grin. ...Long sigh.]

They don't have any here. I have to eat, like... grass, instead. And salad, I guess.

[swineprince]

They don't have tofu?! Aw, maaaan!

[thebeastwithout]

Don't worry. I don't think you can bake with tofu, anyway.

[swineprince]

You can, but I do more than just baking.

[thebeastwithout]

...I'll stick with my tofu dogs, thanks.

So, uh.

[???]

Where the heck are we now?

[swineprince]

[He looks around, completely unfamiliar with the area.]

I... I have no idea.

[thebeastwithout]

...

Aw, this is gonna take way too long. Here, just get on my back.

[The meaning of that is quickly explained when Ebony's company is suddenly a large, green pterodactyl.]

[swineprince]

[Eb gapes for a moment.]

Wha-wha-wha-- You can change your shape?!

[But still, he climbs aboard.]

[thebeastwithout]

[Beast Boy would say something except that... he can't. The pterodactyl will just nod a little, though it was kind of obvious.

Take-off is a little bumpy, but Beast Boy manages even with the extra weight.]

[swineprince]

[He holds on tight,squeaking a bit in surprise.]