POISON JOKE - WARNING: NAKED CADE!

[adventurerextraordinaire]

((WARNING: At some point during a thread here, Cade will touch the poison joke flower. It will make all of the clothes Cade is wearing or puts on turn invisible, though only to the eyes of all adult characters other than Cade! So, while Cade, children, drones, etc. will all see him as normal, any adult character will see him as naked.))

A. The Flower Shop
[Cade has returned to the flower shop with a box of delicious pastries to try and make amends for his behavior the other day. While he is there, he will spot a strange blue flower that somehow managed to get into one of the bouquets...]

B. John Doe Park
[Cade is now under the curse of the poison joke, but completely unaware of it, walking about apparently naked to the eyes of all adult characters. He decides that since he is not getting to do much adventuring here in Mayfield, he better keep in shape! So, Cade heads over to the park to do some stretches and warmups first. He can be seen doing standing hamstring stretches, hip adductor stretches, jumping jacks, etc.

C. Around Mayfield
[Cade, still oblivious to the Poison Joke, can be seen jogging around town, really working up a sweat. He may smile and wave at you as he goes by.]

Comments

B!

[chalicejoker]

[So Hajime's still been skulking around the park with his Undead self, trying to avoid people as he keeps to the cover of some trees...

...and there is a naked human out there doing all sorts of exercises that probably shouldn't be performed while naked out in the park. He figures he's hidden enough and that Cade is oblivious enough not to be seen, so he's secure in offering a bit of advice yelled out from cover of the trees.

Because, really. There are kids present, man.]

PUT SOME PANTS ON!

A

[queen_of_swords]

[She spots him the moment he comes through the door and has to resist the urge to hide. Briggs Bears don't hide from people, they fight! Instead she throws up her walls and gives him an icy stare.]

You will be paying today, right?

[kingofhero]

[. . . well that's probably illegal. He doesn't really want to both the guy - he gave Keith such a friendly wave, after all! But there were citizens to think about.]

Sorry, excuse me! Pardon me, could you stop?

park

[perfectsymmetry]

[There was a young man practicing soccer in the park, but has no stopped to stare in confusion for a split second before he turns his face away, bright red. He'll focus his attention on kicking that soccer ball. Yes. Until said ball goes out of his control and rolls Cade's way. CRUD.]

B~

[wolfishsurvivalist]

[And here she was, enjoying the sunshine beneath a tree when she she made the mistake of looking up. For a moment she just stares, then her ears fold back and she rubs her forehead with a hoof. The emaciated wolfgirl-turned pony huffs, then decides that she might bring it up. After all, if she was ponified by flowers, this guy might not realize he was naked, right?

At least she certainly hopes so.]

Hey, mister! Do you usually go exercising in the nude or you just like the breeze today?

C. Around Mayfield

[skypiratejohnny]

[He was walking home from an errand, as he didn't trust cars quiet yet... and blinked. Once he realized he was -staring- in disbelief, he quickly averted his eyes to the ground.]

C- Around Mayfield

[ooeeooahah]

[ Just minding her own business, headed back to her house from Quinn's, and Sudden Naked Man arrives on the scene. Her wings flick out, mantle, then fold back into place as she processes the sight of a streaker in Mayfield. ]

You know, that wasn't really popular until the late Sixties.