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POISON JOKE - WARNING: NAKED CADE!

((WARNING: At some point during a thread here, Cade will touch the poison joke flower. It will make all of the clothes Cade is wearing or puts on turn invisible, though only to the eyes of all adult characters other than Cade! So, while Cade, children, drones, etc. will all see him as normal, any adult character will see him as naked.))

A. The Flower Shop
[Cade has returned to the flower shop with a box of delicious pastries to try and make amends for his behavior the other day. While he is there, he will spot a strange blue flower that somehow managed to get into one of the bouquets...]

B. John Doe Park
[Cade is now under the curse of the poison joke, but completely unaware of it, walking about apparently naked to the eyes of all adult characters. He decides that since he is not getting to do much adventuring here in Mayfield, he better keep in shape! So, Cade heads over to the park to do some stretches and warmups first. He can be seen doing standing hamstring stretches, hip adductor stretches, jumping jacks, etc.

C. Around Mayfield
[Cade, still oblivious to the Poison Joke, can be seen jogging around town, really working up a sweat. He may smile and wave at you as he goes by.]

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I'm not skittish! Most people around here keep their clothes on.

[Mika is so used to people asking about the scars by now that she honestly doesn't seem to think this is an odd question.]

No, trust me, those scars are years old, and weren't done by anything human. I'm used to them.

[Absentmindedly she rubs at one of the more prominent scars on her foreleg, it gives her something to look at that isn't him.

Still, something about this situation is bugging her horribly.]

So you can honestly see whatever you're wearing? You really think you're wearing clothes, then?

[Cade has a confused smile on his face now.]

"Wow, you are really on this whole 'you're naked' kick, huh? Is it like some kind of pony game? Pinkie seems to have some odd ones herself..."

[Cade's many exposure to the Ponies has been Pinkie, and thus assumes that they all behave like her. Hence why he isn't taking you too seriously.]

"So you won't mind if I put my imaginary jacket over your head so you can't see the tickle monster coming?"

[Cade says the words "tickle monster" in a very silly voice. He makes a motion as if taking off a jacket and then the next thing you know, a very real not-invisible jacket appears draped over your face!]

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No it's not a pony game, I'm not usually a pony, and even then ponies don't usually wear clothes, so being naked is normal for them.

[The words all come out in a bit of a rush, and she rubs her forehead with her hooves. At least she doesn't have to deal with being a unicorn pony, having a horn that she could accidentally gore something with would be a real hazard.]

Wait you what?

[YEEEEEEK~! Mika attempts to scramble to her feet before tumbling over backwards in a tangle of limbs and clothes.]

[Cade grabs you playfully and rolls you on your back, tickling your belly while you are tangled up in the jacket and talking in a silly "monster voice"]

"Gahhhh! The tickle monster's got ya! Bwahahaha!"

[It's not long before Mika is nearly shrieking with laughter, her hooves flailing in an attempt to escape and only managing to tangle herself even more in the jacket. Nearly a year in Mayfield and not once has anyone discovered she's ticklish! Oh noooo~! Not as planned!]

That's cheating!

[Cade laughs and does it a bit more before stopping.]

"Bwahaha! Got ya, silly critter! You so scared of me now?"

[The jacket slips off your head and you see that Cade is now...
still apparently naked.]

[She's got tears in her eyes from laughing so much, but as soon as she realizes he's still 100% clothes-free, she buries her face in the jacket again.]

No, and I never really was, but I really wish I couldn't see you naked.

[Cade just chuckles.]
"Well, you are a silly and fun little pony, but I do have to get going."

[Cade snatches the jacket, which disappears as soon as he puts it on. He smiles at you and waves.]

"Take care! See you around!"

What the--!

You just--!

JACKET!

[Mika has lost complete coherency for a moment as her brain attempts to process this, pointing at him indignantly with a hoof.

When she finally regains her speech, she fluffs up, shaking her head a little.]

And my name is Mika!

[The flustered snorting is probably not helping her dignified image at all. Oh well...]

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