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[stages]

[Action - mid-afternoon - Ricardo Street

Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.

...wait, what?

Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.

Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.

Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?]

Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?

[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?

...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.]

Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!

[Goddamn showboating.........]

[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]

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[captainofthe10th]

[ Garviel drives up on his massive bike, after hearing the Megaphone. ]

I will witness it! On my honor.

[stages]

[A wide grin splits her face, as she calls down to the gentleman space marine.]

You have my thanks, my friend! To share a joyous moment is the greatest of pleasures!

[And, considering that she dabbles in hedonism? You can probably trust her word on this.]

[badladyscramble]

[WHO THE HELL IS CLIMBING ON HER HOUSE!?

Have one (1) parasol popping out the second-floor window followed by one (1) angry vampire waving it around as she yells at Saber]

What are you doing on my house?!

[stages]

[Saber pokes her head back over the edge of the roof, shouting down at the ornery midget through her megaphone, despite it... not being even the slightest bit necessary.]

Be silent, knave! To offer up your roof for a purpose such as mine is a privilege!

[doesnotgetit]

[What

just

wat

This... this can't be good. But she runs outside anyway, at least to get her Servant to stop yelling!]

S-Saber! What are you doing!?

[stages]

[Never gonna stop yelling, baybeeeeeeeee]

Taking the final option left to me!

There is something I have been trying to tell you for quite some time. Will you hear it, now, undiluted, and without apology?

Both

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett stares at the screaming woman, complete dumbfounded.]

King Arthur...?

[But she sounded just a little bit different. Did she have a cold? Could Servants get colds? And then there's the matter of her screaming into a megaphone for Kishinami...]

What is going on here?

[She calls to the Servant on the roof.]

Kishinami, what is going on here?

[She turns back to the girl, hoping to get a answer out of her in case the Servant ignores her question.]

[stages]

[...King Arthur? ...could that...

Okay no she's way too focused to process this right now but LATER. Later this will probably be very interesting information.

She calls down to Bazett in a terribly magnanimous or at least she thinks so manner:]

A joy that has taken two millennia to obtain! One that I would share with all who would bear witness!

[both of them]

[eternalfuture]

[Oh, this sounds. Important. Anything that someone is going to stand on a rooftop for is important.]

What's going on?

[stages]

[Everything Saber says is important! Doubly so when she says it while standing on top of something!]

To say so before its time would be to rob that moment of meaning! Suffice to say that I ask you to witness one of the most important moments of my life!

Saber~

[sunnydwithagun]

(Looks like Django isn't the only one on a rooftop today. Hell, not the only one on Ricardo Street! Just three houses down, Saber might notice this young lad watching from a distance.)

This must be an important announcement if you're to broadcast it like this!

[stages]

[Being on a rooftop means you're that much closer to the gods!!!

She turns towards Django, and gives a theatrical sort of bow.]

To say that it would be important to many would be egotistical, even by my own standards; however, joy shared is joy doubled and tripled, yes?

With that in mind, I beg your indulgence.

Speaking directly to Saber

[tsukihime]

[There is a blonde woman standing in the street, watching this other madwoman declare things from the rooftops.]

Idiot, that's completely stupid. What are you doing?

[stages]

[R U D E]

Fool, the one who says 'idiot' is the idiot! If you do not wish to be my witness, then leave, and good riddance!

[...said with a smile on her face, actually. She... clearly does not even take Arc's insults seriously.]

SABER ONLY ????

[gandere]

[ Feel free to KO her and hide the body... ]

Shut up!! [ Was that Rin screaming from another part of the neighborhood? ] Before I make you shut up!!

[ Rin's bitchiness aims to please. ]

[stages]

[more like KO her and toss the body in saber's bed For Later

She grins, and points the megaphone in the general direction it sounded like Rin's voice was coming from.]

If you think you are able, then, by all means, try! You cannot stop me, though; I am on a mission from the gods!

[Saber weren't you busy confessing to someone....]

Saber

[fthisgetmecigs]

[The fuck is this? Badou just looks up at this crazy chick all up on the roof with a megaphone.]

What the fuck is wrong with you? We have fuckin' phones here you know.

[stages]

Fool! What sort of imbecile places a phone call to their own home?

[One who is not at home............]

Saber

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

[Sup, suddenly a hedgehog has 'ported onto your roof. From the look of it, he's half-asleep and incredibly cranky.]

You're being loud.

[stages]

[By this point, she has been completely desensitized to the teleportation, soooo... it's really more the sleepiness that catches her off-guard.]

Early to bed, my tiny friend? Or late to rise? Either way, my apologies, but it's unavoidable! Sacrifices are to be expected.

Saber!

[outlandished]

[ Well, that's one way to wake up the neighborhood. Ambrosia just sits there, arms folded over her chest while leaning against something. ]

Think ye can make it a bit louder, love?! I don't think I can quite hear ye!

[ Which means that she's absolutely joking, but TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL. ]

[stages]

[it may have been a joke but uh yeah she definitely turns the volume up to maximum. SUFFER FOR YOUR HUBRIS, AMBROSIA!!]

Ask and receive, as the saying goes; let no-one be denied!

[It's like a tangible sonic wave slamming into you.......]

Saber

[doudemoe]

[Oh, it's that girl that talked about BDSM Romans. ...and apparently knows Kishinami.]

Isn't that dangerous?

[stages]

[....Minato, she is just giving you The Most Confused Look; why would standing on a roof be dangerous....]

Certainly not, unless I missed a notice about this being the nesting grounds of a holy beast. [...] Well, even then, the challenge would be negligible to any Saber-class Servant, to say nothing of myself.

Both!

[beamiracle]

[Oh, that voice sounds familiar.] Ah...pardon my intrusion, but what's going on?

[stages]

[Oh it's the killjoy who pointed out that whipping women on Valentine's Day might be considered Problematic.]

You do not intrude, friend; stay a moment, and the occasion will become clear!

[if/when you want to switch to after the big confession that she's asking everyone to witness, just say the word!]

Saber

[omg_thrall]

[Thrall watched in amusement. This was more entertaining than watching people dance on mailboxes, that was for certain.]