stages: (20 ; leave you screamin')
「 s a b e r 」 → E X T R A ([personal profile] stages) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-02-23 11:52 pm

T R E S + alea iacta est

[Action - mid-afternoon - Ricardo Street

Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.

...wait, what?

Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.

Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.

Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?
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Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?

[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?

...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.
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Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!

[Goddamn showboating.........]

[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]
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[personal profile] answerer_sword 2012-02-24 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? And what would that be?

[This is when she notices something else odd about "Saber". Her chest had grown more than two sizes. Had something happened to affect her body this way? Were the breasts fake?]
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[personal profile] doesnotgetit 2012-02-24 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[It's about now that Hakuno's shock wears off, and she turns to Bazett.]

Oh, um... this isn't the Saber you knew. [She points up to the Saber on the roof with her left hand, so she could show the woman her Command Spells.] This one is mine. The one I told you about.
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[personal profile] answerer_sword 2012-02-24 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. So...do you have any idea why she is standing on a roof and yelling?

[From the look on the girl's face earlier, it seems that she also has very little clue of what is going on.]