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[Action - mid-afternoon - Ricardo Street

Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.

...wait, what?

Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.

Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.

Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?]

Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?

[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?

...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.]

Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!

[Goddamn showboating.........]

[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]

Comments

[captainofthe10th]

[ Garviel drives up on his massive bike, after hearing the Megaphone. ]

I will witness it! On my honor.

[badladyscramble]

[WHO THE HELL IS CLIMBING ON HER HOUSE!?

Have one (1) parasol popping out the second-floor window followed by one (1) angry vampire waving it around as she yells at Saber]

What are you doing on my house?!

[doesnotgetit]

[What

just

wat

This... this can't be good. But she runs outside anyway, at least to get her Servant to stop yelling!]

S-Saber! What are you doing!?

Both

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett stares at the screaming woman, complete dumbfounded.]

King Arthur...?

[But she sounded just a little bit different. Did she have a cold? Could Servants get colds? And then there's the matter of her screaming into a megaphone for Kishinami...]

What is going on here?

[She calls to the Servant on the roof.]

Kishinami, what is going on here?

[She turns back to the girl, hoping to get a answer out of her in case the Servant ignores her question.]

[both of them]

[eternalfuture]

[Oh, this sounds. Important. Anything that someone is going to stand on a rooftop for is important.]

What's going on?

Saber~

[sunnydwithagun]

(Looks like Django isn't the only one on a rooftop today. Hell, not the only one on Ricardo Street! Just three houses down, Saber might notice this young lad watching from a distance.)

This must be an important announcement if you're to broadcast it like this!

Speaking directly to Saber

[tsukihime]

[There is a blonde woman standing in the street, watching this other madwoman declare things from the rooftops.]

Idiot, that's completely stupid. What are you doing?

SABER ONLY ????

[gandere]

[ Feel free to KO her and hide the body... ]

Shut up!! [ Was that Rin screaming from another part of the neighborhood? ] Before I make you shut up!!

[ Rin's bitchiness aims to please. ]

Saber

[fthisgetmecigs]

[The fuck is this? Badou just looks up at this crazy chick all up on the roof with a megaphone.]

What the fuck is wrong with you? We have fuckin' phones here you know.

Saber

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

[Sup, suddenly a hedgehog has 'ported onto your roof. From the look of it, he's half-asleep and incredibly cranky.]

You're being loud.

Saber!

[outlandished]

[ Well, that's one way to wake up the neighborhood. Ambrosia just sits there, arms folded over her chest while leaning against something. ]

Think ye can make it a bit louder, love?! I don't think I can quite hear ye!

[ Which means that she's absolutely joking, but TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL. ]

Saber

[doudemoe]

[Oh, it's that girl that talked about BDSM Romans. ...and apparently knows Kishinami.]

Isn't that dangerous?

Both!

[beamiracle]

[Oh, that voice sounds familiar.] Ah...pardon my intrusion, but what's going on?

Saber

[omg_thrall]

[Thrall watched in amusement. This was more entertaining than watching people dance on mailboxes, that was for certain.]