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mayfield_rpg2012-02-23 11:52 pm
stages) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-02-23 11:52 pm
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Ｔ Ｒ Ｅ Ｓ + alea iacta est
[Action - mid-afternoon - Ricardo Street
Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.
...wait, what?
Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.
Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.
Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?]
Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?
[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?
...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.]
Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!
[Goddamn showboating.........]
[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]
Denizens of 506 Ricardo, you might see an odd sight this afternoon: a vertically-challenged egotist scaling the walls of your house, a megaphone tucked under her arm.
...wait, what?
Yeah no you saw correctly! She's absolutely just impudently scrambling up onto the roof, not even giving a shit that this isn't her house. Why doesn't she just do this at her own house? Damned kids and their horseplay.
Once settled onto the roof, Saber faces the house across the street - 505, her own home - and brings the megaphone to her lips.
Just what could be so important that she's shouting about it from a goddamn rooftop?]
Hakuno Kishinami! There is something I must tell you! Will you listen?
[...oh so she's calling out her derp of a Master, that's cool. Was that it?
...apparently not; she turns towards each end of the street, as she continues.]
Friends! I would have witnesses on this momentous day!
[Goddamn showboating.........]
[ooc: okay so here's the dilly-yo: saber's going to be pouring her heart out to hakuno, and more or less asking her out (although in much more grave and dramatic terms). she's been trying to do this for a while, but hakuno is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS, so... she's finally decided that the proper way is to literally shout her love from the rooftops. make sure to include who your character is talking to - saber, hakuno, or both - in the subject line!]
no subject
Finally, her answer is clear:]
Go to your room, young lady.
no subject
[THAT'S IT, SHE'S CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW AND FLYING UP TO JOIN HER ON THE ROOF... FURTHER UP THE ROOF TO MAKE HER HEIGHT A LITTLE MORE IMPRESSIVE.]
This is my house and there are none here who can give me orders!
no subject
She pads on up to the vertically-challenged vampire, until the distance between them would be measured in inches, not feet. She regards the young lady whose home she has brashly and unapologetically tread upon for a moment...
...and then raises the megaphone to her lips
why why why there's no need when you're this close.]Children should be seen, not heard. If I have interrupted your nap, you have my apologies; however, I will not be deterred. I am on a mission from Venus herself!
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I am not a child, you imbecile! And unless you can claim abnormally long lifespan compared to your form, I am most likely your elder!