Dave Strider (
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mayfield_rpg2012-02-12 01:53 pm
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freestyle rap-off: first verse
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[Dave wakes from what feels like a particularly refreshing nap, the first one he's had in days... which surprises him, because they're usually filled with horrible monsters his sister would describe as eldrish? eelrelish? Some obscure five-dollar word she's always using in her conversations with him. Whatever the case, it's the first indication that he's not where he's supposed to be, which was on a meteor rocketting through the Furthest Ring at nearly the speed of light. The second is the fact that he's actually on a bed, and a comfy one at that, not a pile of disturbingly decapitated plush dragons. Instinctivelly, he reaches out for his shades... but they're nowhere to be found. That's the last straw, he thinks to himself; paradox space has fucked with me for the last time. He hops out of bed and throws open the curtains, flooding the unfamiliar room with light. Pictures of individuals he's never met line the walls, their poses indicating that they've known each other for quite some time.
Maybe one of his friends is around somewhere, one of the smarter ones that seem to be blessed with knowledge a cool kid like him is insultingly denied almost all the time. He makes his way down the hallway - how does he know his way around the house already? - and finds the phone. Somehow he knows what to do; he guesses it could be some more time shenanigans (isn't it always), but in the back of his mind he's pretty sure it's something worse.]
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Uh, hey. Rose, you out there? John? Jade? Karkat? Terezi? Hell, I'll even take the murder troll and the glowy one whose name I can't remember right now, no offense. Um, what the hell happened? Is this the new session already? It doesn't feel like it. Plus I can't find my circus pjs; don't get me wrong, they were goofy as shit, but I'm starting to miss them. It's like they were my captor and I've got Stockholm Syndrome for them: "Oh man I should make fun of you because you look like shitty cosplay but for some reason I want you all over my body like two people getting their grinds on". Except not that graphic 'cuz doing it with clothes is probably illegal here.
Anyway get back to me. Later.
[Dave wakes from what feels like a particularly refreshing nap, the first one he's had in days... which surprises him, because they're usually filled with horrible monsters his sister would describe as eldrish? eelrelish? Some obscure five-dollar word she's always using in her conversations with him. Whatever the case, it's the first indication that he's not where he's supposed to be, which was on a meteor rocketting through the Furthest Ring at nearly the speed of light. The second is the fact that he's actually on a bed, and a comfy one at that, not a pile of disturbingly decapitated plush dragons. Instinctivelly, he reaches out for his shades... but they're nowhere to be found. That's the last straw, he thinks to himself; paradox space has fucked with me for the last time. He hops out of bed and throws open the curtains, flooding the unfamiliar room with light. Pictures of individuals he's never met line the walls, their poses indicating that they've known each other for quite some time.
Maybe one of his friends is around somewhere, one of the smarter ones that seem to be blessed with knowledge a cool kid like him is insultingly denied almost all the time. He makes his way down the hallway - how does he know his way around the house already? - and finds the phone. Somehow he knows what to do; he guesses it could be some more time shenanigans (isn't it always), but in the back of his mind he's pretty sure it's something worse.]
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Uh, hey. Rose, you out there? John? Jade? Karkat? Terezi? Hell, I'll even take the murder troll and the glowy one whose name I can't remember right now, no offense. Um, what the hell happened? Is this the new session already? It doesn't feel like it. Plus I can't find my circus pjs; don't get me wrong, they were goofy as shit, but I'm starting to miss them. It's like they were my captor and I've got Stockholm Syndrome for them: "Oh man I should make fun of you because you look like shitty cosplay but for some reason I want you all over my body like two people getting their grinds on". Except not that graphic 'cuz doing it with clothes is probably illegal here.
Anyway get back to me. Later.
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Dave? It's Mr. Egbert - John's dad. You probably don't remember me, but if you'd like to come over, we can talk about this over a slice of cake.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Egbert. Yeah, I remember you; John used to ramble about you all the time. What's your address? I'll be on over in a few.
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/threadjack
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[She's actually kind of relieved. She liked Dave and was sad to see him go.]
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Back? I think I'd know if I'd ever been in some 50s-era suburbia. Maybe one of the doomed Daves somehow flicked the wrong switch on his time tables and ended up in Perfectville, USA. That's how most of them die, you know, they scratch the record wrong and instead of producing some sick beats, they get booed out of the club and tossed out on their felt-wearing asses right into a pre-rap timeline.
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I'm just gonna hop up to the house thread with Dad now. ^^
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[Terezi speaks hesitantly, as though disbelieving.] Is that you?
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Hey, you. I don't see any other cool kids around here - not that I've explored much, but really, I can't imagine anyone in this McCarthy-era universe being cooler than me. Except maybe another me from the future, who'd have my coolness plus the coolness of doing his own thing. So was I right? Is this the new session?
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Right. This is Feferi! I am excited that you are back. I think Jade has reely missed you!
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Oh man, what? Karkat showed me your body; you're alive now? Or am I dead and this is a dream bubble after all?
Also you're the second person to say "welcome back". Just how many Daves have been here? Aside from Bird Dave, who's me but not really me, I guess he's his own thing since he fused with my kernelsprite. Someone's gonna have to give me the 411 on what those other Daves have been doing; clearly not being in control of my mad time skills (imagine that being spelled with a zee at the end for added cool factor) has made a mess of things.
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He could qualify that as not bad. ]
Shit son, now you've got me all interested in circus pjs.
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...this sounds like Bro. If it is, then a. what the hell, and b. what the hell. Also c. the circus pjs were the shit. Sorta. At least they were the best of the ones I'd seen so far. If a guy had to be forced to wear a ridiculous getup to signfy how many levels he gained in a game, let's just say there were way worse goofy outfits to choose from.
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Shit, now I've got a hankering for some good-old-fashioned freestyle up in here.
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Dave?
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Awwwwwwwwww fuck they hit your reset button. TIME TO EXPLAIN SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN, YEAH.
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you mean 1448 Mitchell?
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...that's what I would say if I had any memory of this place. Peeps keep insisting I ran off somewhere when the last thing I remember was some stuff that happened after the Scratch.
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I bet everyone will be happy to know you're here again. Where are you on the timeline? It would be awkward if you were really far back. It's Aradia! I hope you remember me.
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Yeah, I remember you. We met after Rose and I went all God Tier at the Green Sun, yeah? Last thing I remember you and the half-ghost dude sent us off to the new session.
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[ My, that vernacular probably sounds familiar! And also much, much more like the very stuff of nightmares. ]
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