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♈ >Aradia: Be a tough cookie ♈

♈ AA: Morning; Phone

Oh no...

I think I've been gone for quite awhile!

[There's some rustling and a clatter. Aradia went to check the calender.]

I'm sorry about not being around! I guess I...I don't think I've died? I could be wrong. Maybe I got droned? I'm back though. I'm pretty sure I'm back! Hehe, I guess I wouldn't be making this phone call otherwise.

Oh I have to get off the phone now. I'm going to be late for school!

♈ AA: Afternoon; School Cafeteria

[Aradia is just sitting at one of the lunch tables with her lunch baggie. She's munching away at her sandwich, happy and bliss. She missed all the operations. It was probably a good thing. Aradia would have been upset, and with her psychic powers available at her disposal...

But what Aradia doesn't seem to know is there's a wad of gum shoved into her hair.

She had gotten into an argument with one of the kid drones. He wouldn't let her play sports with them! The nerve of these drone kids. She didn't realize when she turned and left in a huff, he had shoved gum into her hair. Poor thing. It was stuck pretty badly in her hair now.

Someone better tell her, before leaves and gunk get stuck in it too.]

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Ha ha yeah, well, until one of us gets their sweet time powers back yeah that is definitely not something we have in spades as we sit around in the 50s doing jack shit of importance until someone blows something up again or the town decides to fuck with us.

Do you think we'll be able to use those here?

I'd be a little wary about playing with the timelines here with so many people around. The rules here are much different from our sessions.

I dunno. Maybe? I mean, how badly could we fuck it up? We're kind of screwed as is.

We could potentially Doom many of these timelines! Although, if we have more people working the timelines, we could probably avoid it.

I believe we aren't the only ones who control time here.

Yeah. Maybe. If time works that way here. This place is real messed up sometimes.

You think so? I guess it's not too surprising...

Sometimes, it seems like there is no real constant. It just keeps changing. We're only fooled by the scenery.

A lot of people here can do a lot of different things that even our Session never gave. I think it's kind of cool. Although working together seems to be a problem. You think if everyone just FLARPed together, we could all start getting along?

What the heck is FLARP?

Oh! I guess Terezi hasn't explained it before. It's roleplaying. We have handbooks for it and everything. It was really fun up until the incident, but that's way in the past.

Oh so it's troll LARP... what does the F stand for?

...incident? You mean when SGrub happened? [That didn't exactly sound right though...]

Fatal. [She sure sounds so calm about that.]

Oh no! It was much before SGRUB ever happened. We had an incident. It's why Tavros couldn't walk anymore and it's how I died! I was dead before SGRUB even became a thing for us.

...yeah, not surprised.

Well, I guess FLARP lives up to its name then, huh? Trolls sure are violent and dangerous.

I suppose you're right. But we were manipulated into the incident.

Had we not done what we had done, the First Gaurdian's creation wouldn't have happened. Of course, it was him who manipulated us in the first place. He had assured that we did what we were supposed to and follow our chain of revenge.

First Guardian... like Jade's hellbeast? Except yours sounds like an actual douchebag not just a crazy uranium dog.

Something like that. Have you met Scratch? He's here in Mayfield. He's the First Guardian.

You mean the teleporting pedophile? Well, that explains why he reminds me of Bec. And why it sounded like a douchebag did that to you guys.

I don't know about teleporting pedophile, but his powers derive from the same source.

It's something of the past, and things worked out for the better! [Kind of. Most of her friends are kind of dead now. But they're fine here! And they could see them in the bubbles.]

He's totally a teleporting pedophile.

Better, huh? Well, I guess it's better than doomed. Funny how that works.

Oh no, is he teleporting into peoples' hives?

We're not quite so doomed! And I guess, without the session, I'd still be dead. Being dead sure isn't all that exciting.

I dunno, maybe. I caught him scooping up underage girls left and right like a creeper. [Never mind it was during the halloween event...]

Yeah, that's cool, I guess. I can definitely vouch for being alive being better.

Oh, he's done that to me before. He didn't quite appreciate me hitting him though.

I'm done with it! Hehe, although I guess I died once here. But coming back isn't how it was like back home either.

Yeah, well, it seems like he doesn't appreciate a lot of things.

You mean godtiering? Holy shit, can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was doing that? Dramatic music and light shows every day, people in different colored hoodies zooming around with shitty elemental powers. Absolute chaos, man.

I think it would be kind of fun! But the universe might not be able to handle that much power in such a concentrated area.

But it's pretty chaotic normally, so it might not make that big of a difference.

It definitely make for one hell of a party.

Yeah, but now it'd be like, chaos in technicolor.

Oh! I really want to have a party. But I guess a corpse party is out of the question.

At least it would be colorful. It gets kind of boring here in terms of colors. Everything just looks the same.

Yeah, sorry, corpses tend to not stay corpsified around here. Though I guess that's exactly what you missed out on, was that being exactly the sort of thing they stayed.

That is why I am so glad I have magical sprite powers.

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