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♈ >Aradia: Be a tough cookie ♈

♈ AA: Morning; Phone

Oh no...

I think I've been gone for quite awhile!

[There's some rustling and a clatter. Aradia went to check the calender.]

I'm sorry about not being around! I guess I...I don't think I've died? I could be wrong. Maybe I got droned? I'm back though. I'm pretty sure I'm back! Hehe, I guess I wouldn't be making this phone call otherwise.

Oh I have to get off the phone now. I'm going to be late for school!

♈ AA: Afternoon; School Cafeteria

[Aradia is just sitting at one of the lunch tables with her lunch baggie. She's munching away at her sandwich, happy and bliss. She missed all the operations. It was probably a good thing. Aradia would have been upset, and with her psychic powers available at her disposal...

But what Aradia doesn't seem to know is there's a wad of gum shoved into her hair.

She had gotten into an argument with one of the kid drones. He wouldn't let her play sports with them! The nerve of these drone kids. She didn't realize when she turned and left in a huff, he had shoved gum into her hair. Poor thing. It was stuck pretty badly in her hair now.

Someone better tell her, before leaves and gunk get stuck in it too.]

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Yeah, well, it seems like he doesn't appreciate a lot of things.

You mean godtiering? Holy shit, can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was doing that? Dramatic music and light shows every day, people in different colored hoodies zooming around with shitty elemental powers. Absolute chaos, man.

I think it would be kind of fun! But the universe might not be able to handle that much power in such a concentrated area.

But it's pretty chaotic normally, so it might not make that big of a difference.

It definitely make for one hell of a party.

Yeah, but now it'd be like, chaos in technicolor.

Oh! I really want to have a party. But I guess a corpse party is out of the question.

At least it would be colorful. It gets kind of boring here in terms of colors. Everything just looks the same.

Yeah, sorry, corpses tend to not stay corpsified around here. Though I guess that's exactly what you missed out on, was that being exactly the sort of thing they stayed.

That is why I am so glad I have magical sprite powers.

We can have a different kind of party then.

I used to have magical sprite powers! [Aradia has been like every single thing possible. Seriously.] I had to prototype with my sprite or else my Server Player wouldn't be able to see me.

Yeah, I do have to admit a preference to non-corpse parties.

Oh right, 'cause you were dead or whatever? I don't suppose you kept any of that, did you?

What would you consider a cool party then?

I don't know! Maybe I can get those powers back here, since this place likes to give us a strange array of items and abilities. [Aradia and Davesprite using magical sprite powers all over Mayfield needs to happen now.]

["A pool party" wait Aquabats are too good to be ironically cool and too dorky to be normally cool better not mention them] Let's start with one where all the participants are alive and move up from there.

Yeah, guess this place does do weird shit like that. Wonder if I could ever get my time powers and stuff?

[AWW YEAH]

[Not sure if trolls know how to swim...? Huh...] Well, everyone here is alive. And if they aren't, they come back alive within a few days. So I think in terms of participants, everyone will be of the alive variety.

I bet you could! But this place sure is fickle about giving us stuff back. Like that time it put me back in the robot body.

[I now know what my next regain will be. Fo'sho.]

[The seadwellers do at least...]

Alright, then next qualification is no enormous douchebags especially of the telporting pedophile kind. [May still be bitter about what Scratch did to TZ]

Man I'm still waiting for them to ever give me a body that isn't entirely covered in feathers?

I rather we didn't have those kind of people at the party either! Especially one who has invested attention to my ancestor. [Because that makes it a little creepy for her. And she doesn't like what he keeps doing to his friends.] I also hope no beings who put my friends in danger should be invited. While I know that a few of us have our powers back, it would ruin any party!

I think you're very cute as you are. But I bet you rather have hands. They're quite handy for doing things. Like answering phone calls easier.

Wait, what, your ancestor? You mean he's been after like, your whole troll not-family?

But yeah, threats to our lives are pretty much automatically uninvited.

Yes, I'm fucking adorable, chicks can't keep their tongues off me [Which narrows it down to like, one girl] but the lack of opposable thumbs is a major bummer. I would probably not answer nearly as many of these calls if I didn't have my iShades.

Our ancestors probably play similar rolls of that of your guardians, except that they lived much before we even came to be. The only beings I'm aware that live while we exist was the Condesce and perhaps my own ancestor based on her relation with him. But even I'm not sure of all the details! Unfortunately, he refuses to say anything on the matter and I can't communicate to the dead here. Or at the moment.

Terezi has been licking you hasn't she! [She only knows one person who'd lick him!] I think she has a flavor for each of us at this time. I hope you get your body back soon though! I once got put back into my soulbot which was rather awkward.

Yeah, well, asking Professor Douchebag for answers is dumb anyway.

That is the understatement of the year; she can't keep her friggin tongue in her mouth it's a menace to all things try and tasty. Apparently I'm orange creamsicles.

It was worth a try! He seems to only answer things if it somehow helps him though.

Orange creamsicles! I think she told me this before. I've never asked her what she things I taste like though. I guess maybe rust because of my blood. I think she really likes the taste of you and you when you're more red. Something about cherries.

Edited 2012-03-19 07:29 (UTC)

That's because he's a manipulative douchebag, I'm telling you, you're better off not asking.

God don't remind me she goes totally apeshit wild over my red text. She has a reddiction. Stuff is like crack to her.

I already did, so I doubt he'll let me ask again without calling me something rude about it!

I think she just misses all the colorful texts. We don't really get to text here. Although that probably isn't really an excuse to lick everyone.

Yeah he calls me rude things all the time.

It is most definitely not an excuse to lick everyone. Her tongue's out of control. Like a wild beast. Can't be tamed.

He's not a very good host!

I like that about her though! She wouldn't be Terezi if she didn't do those things. [Even if it was really gross.]

That is most definitely a thing that is true.

Haha yeah pretty much. At least it's funny.

He keeps saying he is, but he has a lot to work on if he wants to be a good one, I think.

I think only Karkat hates it. But he gets so angry about everything in general.

Like, step number one. Stop being a humongous creeper.

Dude that guy has anger issues like Terezi has personal space issues.

Also, being a smartass isn't really helping!

I think he's gotten better with it though. He used to be worst! [Kind of...]

Yeah but then I'd have to stop being one too.

Really? He must have been completely insufferable before.

[Phone]

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[Phone]

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I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GASLIGHTED

I COULDN'T HELP IT. IT WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I HAD TO CHECK MY INBOX TRASH TO MAKE SURE I WASNT GOING CRAZY

WHOOPS. Yeah, no I JUST changed it to mess with you. My plan was a success

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