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♈ >Aradia: Be a tough cookie ♈

♈ AA: Morning; Phone

Oh no...

I think I've been gone for quite awhile!

[There's some rustling and a clatter. Aradia went to check the calender.]

I'm sorry about not being around! I guess I...I don't think I've died? I could be wrong. Maybe I got droned? I'm back though. I'm pretty sure I'm back! Hehe, I guess I wouldn't be making this phone call otherwise.

Oh I have to get off the phone now. I'm going to be late for school!

♈ AA: Afternoon; School Cafeteria

[Aradia is just sitting at one of the lunch tables with her lunch baggie. She's munching away at her sandwich, happy and bliss. She missed all the operations. It was probably a good thing. Aradia would have been upset, and with her psychic powers available at her disposal...

But what Aradia doesn't seem to know is there's a wad of gum shoved into her hair.

She had gotten into an argument with one of the kid drones. He wouldn't let her play sports with them! The nerve of these drone kids. She didn't realize when she turned and left in a huff, he had shoved gum into her hair. Poor thing. It was stuck pretty badly in her hair now.

Someone better tell her, before leaves and gunk get stuck in it too.]

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Oh so it's troll LARP... what does the F stand for?

...incident? You mean when SGrub happened? [That didn't exactly sound right though...]

Fatal. [She sure sounds so calm about that.]

Oh no! It was much before SGRUB ever happened. We had an incident. It's why Tavros couldn't walk anymore and it's how I died! I was dead before SGRUB even became a thing for us.

...yeah, not surprised.

Well, I guess FLARP lives up to its name then, huh? Trolls sure are violent and dangerous.

I suppose you're right. But we were manipulated into the incident.

Had we not done what we had done, the First Gaurdian's creation wouldn't have happened. Of course, it was him who manipulated us in the first place. He had assured that we did what we were supposed to and follow our chain of revenge.

First Guardian... like Jade's hellbeast? Except yours sounds like an actual douchebag not just a crazy uranium dog.

Something like that. Have you met Scratch? He's here in Mayfield. He's the First Guardian.

You mean the teleporting pedophile? Well, that explains why he reminds me of Bec. And why it sounded like a douchebag did that to you guys.

I don't know about teleporting pedophile, but his powers derive from the same source.

It's something of the past, and things worked out for the better! [Kind of. Most of her friends are kind of dead now. But they're fine here! And they could see them in the bubbles.]

He's totally a teleporting pedophile.

Better, huh? Well, I guess it's better than doomed. Funny how that works.

Oh no, is he teleporting into peoples' hives?

We're not quite so doomed! And I guess, without the session, I'd still be dead. Being dead sure isn't all that exciting.

I dunno, maybe. I caught him scooping up underage girls left and right like a creeper. [Never mind it was during the halloween event...]

Yeah, that's cool, I guess. I can definitely vouch for being alive being better.

Oh, he's done that to me before. He didn't quite appreciate me hitting him though.

I'm done with it! Hehe, although I guess I died once here. But coming back isn't how it was like back home either.

Yeah, well, it seems like he doesn't appreciate a lot of things.

You mean godtiering? Holy shit, can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was doing that? Dramatic music and light shows every day, people in different colored hoodies zooming around with shitty elemental powers. Absolute chaos, man.

I think it would be kind of fun! But the universe might not be able to handle that much power in such a concentrated area.

But it's pretty chaotic normally, so it might not make that big of a difference.

It definitely make for one hell of a party.

Yeah, but now it'd be like, chaos in technicolor.

Oh! I really want to have a party. But I guess a corpse party is out of the question.

At least it would be colorful. It gets kind of boring here in terms of colors. Everything just looks the same.

Yeah, sorry, corpses tend to not stay corpsified around here. Though I guess that's exactly what you missed out on, was that being exactly the sort of thing they stayed.

That is why I am so glad I have magical sprite powers.

We can have a different kind of party then.

I used to have magical sprite powers! [Aradia has been like every single thing possible. Seriously.] I had to prototype with my sprite or else my Server Player wouldn't be able to see me.

Yeah, I do have to admit a preference to non-corpse parties.

Oh right, 'cause you were dead or whatever? I don't suppose you kept any of that, did you?

What would you consider a cool party then?

I don't know! Maybe I can get those powers back here, since this place likes to give us a strange array of items and abilities. [Aradia and Davesprite using magical sprite powers all over Mayfield needs to happen now.]

["A pool party" wait Aquabats are too good to be ironically cool and too dorky to be normally cool better not mention them] Let's start with one where all the participants are alive and move up from there.

Yeah, guess this place does do weird shit like that. Wonder if I could ever get my time powers and stuff?

[AWW YEAH]

[Not sure if trolls know how to swim...? Huh...] Well, everyone here is alive. And if they aren't, they come back alive within a few days. So I think in terms of participants, everyone will be of the alive variety.

I bet you could! But this place sure is fickle about giving us stuff back. Like that time it put me back in the robot body.

[I now know what my next regain will be. Fo'sho.]

[The seadwellers do at least...]

Alright, then next qualification is no enormous douchebags especially of the telporting pedophile kind. [May still be bitter about what Scratch did to TZ]

Man I'm still waiting for them to ever give me a body that isn't entirely covered in feathers?

I rather we didn't have those kind of people at the party either! Especially one who has invested attention to my ancestor. [Because that makes it a little creepy for her. And she doesn't like what he keeps doing to his friends.] I also hope no beings who put my friends in danger should be invited. While I know that a few of us have our powers back, it would ruin any party!

I think you're very cute as you are. But I bet you rather have hands. They're quite handy for doing things. Like answering phone calls easier.

Wait, what, your ancestor? You mean he's been after like, your whole troll not-family?

But yeah, threats to our lives are pretty much automatically uninvited.

Yes, I'm fucking adorable, chicks can't keep their tongues off me [Which narrows it down to like, one girl] but the lack of opposable thumbs is a major bummer. I would probably not answer nearly as many of these calls if I didn't have my iShades.

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I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GASLIGHTED

I COULDN'T HELP IT. IT WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I HAD TO CHECK MY INBOX TRASH TO MAKE SURE I WASNT GOING CRAZY

WHOOPS. Yeah, no I JUST changed it to mess with you. My plan was a success

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