MK VII: Faulty Wiring

[thecoolexec]

A || PHONE || UNFILTERED

Pfft. Typical. Looks like the IT Department is under new management, Mayfield. S'what happens when you outsource your tech to Hades and/or wherever the hell else we are.

Anyone know what the deal is, here? I'm normally not one to let anything get me down, but gravity certainly brought me down through my living room floor this morning.

Ouch, incidentally.
 

B || DAY || CUNNINGHAM LANE STREETS

[Tony's a man of science and tomfoolery. That's why he's phasing his hand in and out of his otherwise-solid-looking front door experimentally. Then he's sticking other limbs in there -- one foot, then the other... walk by at the right time and you might just see a bemused human head seemingly stuck in the door, looking about the area and curiously inspecting the clouds in the sky.]

Comments

phone

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ That voice sounds familiar... ]

You fell through your living room floor?

[ Oh, this nagging feeling of concern and wtf technology feels familiar... ]

--Stark?

Re: phone

[thecoolexec]

Yeah, it was sort of stark, the way I fell. I wish I could say I bounced, but I can't, cuz physics.

Wait, are you talking TO me or ABOUT me? I can never tell anymore... stupid adjectives.

Re: phone

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ With his best Captain America voice. ]

Tony.

[ God, dealing with Tony's eccentricities is not how Steve wants to start his day. ]

Where are you?

Phone;

[theboywiththebook]

Maybe the system that holds Mayfield together is starting to have more problems with it? Someone did say the only reason why some of us aren't drones is because it can't keep everyone like that.

Re: Phone;

[thecoolexec]

What? Who... said that again?

Re: Phone;

[theboywiththebook]

I think Major General Armstrong told me.

B

[not_so_great_wall]

[ Meiling, dressed in her work overalls and a tee shirt, stares over at the front door of the house she had just passed. ] ...Tony? Are you okay? That looks painful. [ Someone has been lucky to avoid most of the glitches so far; though passing through her front gate without having to open it was pretty odd. ]

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

Hm? Ah! Meiling. How's your Wednesday going?

[Tony beams, still kinda... dangling through a doorway.]

[not_so_great_wall]

Fine! Mostly. [ She walks up and stops a few feet from the door, bending down so maybe he doesn't have to crane his head as much. ] I didn't know you could get stuck like that.

B

[likes2havesex]

[just walking down the street when suddenly...head through a door?!]

WHAT THE FUCK?
Oi, are you stuck or?

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

Stuck? Who, me?
[Unable to resist, Tony pats the top of his head with one hand and bobs his body, so it looks like he's dribbling his own face.]

B

[burnbabyburn19]

[Jeanne was merely wandering through town when she saw this display... she's startled aback, creatign a fireball that dances on her palm.]

What! What manner of being are you!? Are you an End?

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

I'm not the end. I'm just a new beginning. Optimism. [He shrugs.] I think my house is weird.

B

[theverymodel]

[Mordin smiles a bit when he catches Tony getting stuck. Then he looks down at his omnitool and frowns]

Still no unusual readings.

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

No? Seems on the unusual side to me. I'm used to kicking doors down, not phasing through em. Still cool, less so.

action

[soulless_soldier]

[Barton was heading over for some tech work when she sees Tony's head sticking out the front door. Cue the raised eyebrow and usual deadpan voice.]

Havin' fun?

Re: action

[thecoolexec]

Ah. Padawan. Excellent timing. And yeah, a little.

B

[little_thief]

[Okay, this is just too funny.]

Hi there!

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

[Hm? Who's this young cutie with the... interesting haircut?]

Hi yourself. You're new.

phone

[answerer_sword]

Something strange, that is for certain.

Re: phone

[thecoolexec]

Bazy, I'd say something strange is actually the norm here.

Cunningham Lane

[equinamity]

Mr. Stark, at risk of invoking my mother's tone, you might get yourself stuck that way if you keep your head there like that.

[Riza is on her way home from work, still finding Tony not the most amusing person in the world, and couldn't help but notice someone's head sticking through the door.]

Re: Cunningham Lane

[thecoolexec]

[WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME RIZAHe turns at the sound of her voice.] If she's anything like you, she must be quite lovely, in between reciting tired motherisms.

A

[hairflyingheartpounding]

IT Department?

Re: A

[thecoolexec]

Yeah. You know, Information Technology. Those sweaty young guys with the USB cables and questionable social skills.

[Are you really one to talk about social skills...?]