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MK VII: Faulty Wiring

A || PHONE || UNFILTERED

Pfft. Typical. Looks like the IT Department is under new management, Mayfield. S'what happens when you outsource your tech to Hades and/or wherever the hell else we are.

Anyone know what the deal is, here? I'm normally not one to let anything get me down, but gravity certainly brought me down through my living room floor this morning.

Ouch, incidentally.

B || DAY || CUNNINGHAM LANE STREETS

[Tony's a man of science and tomfoolery. That's why he's phasing his hand in and out of his otherwise-solid-looking front door experimentally. Then he's sticking other limbs in there -- one foot, then the other... walk by at the right time and you might just see a bemused human head seemingly stuck in the door, looking about the area and curiously inspecting the clouds in the sky.]

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Gel?

[Wait. Not the point.]

I guess so. I mean, we're all in a giant computer from what that flyer from the other Mayfield said.

WAIT, SO...! Hohh-kay, hang on kid, you're... man. Blowing my mind a little bit here. Where is all this factual information coming from all of a sudden? I had theories, but they were just theories. No proof! So we are in a computer after all...

If you want to see what I got from the other Mayfield I can show it to you if you want.

[Henry seems pretty calm about all this anyways. After all, he's dealing with a curse back in Storybrooke.]

Yeah, something like that.

Kid, you remind me of a younger me -- resourceful, smart, nonchalant... you're just not quite as idiosyncratic. Probably.

[Okay, Henry will be sheepishly smiling behind the phone.]

I'm just trying to help everyone get home, that's all.

[He has no clue what the last word you said meant though.]

Hm. Altruism, huh? Yeah, that one took me a lot longer to figure out. Maybe you're less like me than I thought. In this case, a good thing.

Who are you?

Huh? I'm sure you're not that bad. You don't go around putting curses on people, do you?

[If you're not like Regina, you're not evil.]

I'm Henry, what about you?

Tony Stark. Charmed and whatever.

[Henry has gone quiet. Wait, Tony Stark? He's just trying to wrap his mind around this, because, they have Marvel comics in his world.]

You mean Iron man, Tony Stark? Or someone with the exact same name

[Because there's the possibility that this guy just has the same name. But hey, if Fairy tales were real in one world, why not super heroes in another?]

Heeey, a fan, huh? I knew I liked you.

So you're really Iron man!? I guess there are worlds where you guys are real too!

Yeah, there must be a world where you're real!

There. See? Feels weird to be considered a non-existent person. Wait. How do you know me then? You haven't seen me flying around saving the day anywhere?

[You don't need to be rude to the little boy, Tony. Like, gosh.]

Well, you're not non-existent...but I sort of have. If you count being in comic books as seeing you fly around?

[He doesn't need to be rude to the little boy. He needs to be rude to everyone he interacts with, sadly. At least thrice a conversation to meet his subconscious quota. #GeniusBillionarePlayboyPhilanthropistProblems]

Comic books. So, now I'm a goofy science fiction hero.

[Yes.]

Great. Didn't anyone ever tell those guys comic books are a dead medium?

[Probably!]

...I guess I could see myself as a Batman type.

[........]

[Of course he has to. Wonder what would happen if Pepper was here to whip him into shape.]

No, you're a really cool super hero! And they aren't that bad.

But does it really matter?

Oh. Well, sounds like they did their research at least. I am that.

I guess it doesn't matter I'm in comics, though, no. ...Unless it was a Garfield comic. Those suck.

I guess, but uh, did you want to see that stuff I have from the other Mayfield?

[Back on topic, Tony. Also, Henry totally doesn't want to use this as an excuse to get your autograph. Nope, never.]

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Post-haste and now-ish-ly.

All right, where do you live? Or do you want to come to me?

Uh. Better I come to you. this house is clearly trying to MURDER ME.

[He's going to try and not laugh.]

I live on 754 Partridge Drive. Be careful on your way here. Someone fell through a sewer grate earlier.

...Maybe I'll fly instead.

Probably a good idea.

Well, I'd better go. I'll see ya .

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Sorry, I hope i didn't step on any toes with Henry doing that. Only just thought of that now x-x

NOPE! Haha s'all good, Tony's used to being stopped and recognized. He gets depressed when he isn't.

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sorry this is late, we've been moving

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