mayfield_rpg | MK VII: Faulty Wiring

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MK VII: Faulty Wiring

A || PHONE || UNFILTERED

Pfft. Typical. Looks like the IT Department is under new management, Mayfield. S'what happens when you outsource your tech to Hades and/or wherever the hell else we are.

Anyone know what the deal is, here? I'm normally not one to let anything get me down, but gravity certainly brought me down through my living room floor this morning.

Ouch, incidentally.

B || DAY || CUNNINGHAM LANE STREETS

[Tony's a man of science and tomfoolery. That's why he's phasing his hand in and out of his otherwise-solid-looking front door experimentally. Then he's sticking other limbs in there -- one foot, then the other... walk by at the right time and you might just see a bemused human head seemingly stuck in the door, looking about the area and curiously inspecting the clouds in the sky.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Heeey, a fan, huh? I knew I liked you.

So you're really Iron man!? I guess there are worlds where you guys are real too!

Yeah, there must be a world where you're real!

There. See? Feels weird to be considered a non-existent person. Wait. How do you know me then? You haven't seen me flying around saving the day anywhere?

[You don't need to be rude to the little boy, Tony. Like, gosh.]

Well, you're not non-existent...but I sort of have. If you count being in comic books as seeing you fly around?

[He doesn't need to be rude to the little boy. He needs to be rude to everyone he interacts with, sadly. At least thrice a conversation to meet his subconscious quota. #GeniusBillionarePlayboyPhilanthropistProblems]

Comic books. So, now I'm a goofy science fiction hero.

[Yes.]

Great. Didn't anyone ever tell those guys comic books are a dead medium?

[Probably!]

...I guess I could see myself as a Batman type.

[........]

[Of course he has to. Wonder what would happen if Pepper was here to whip him into shape.]

No, you're a really cool super hero! And they aren't that bad.

But does it really matter?

Oh. Well, sounds like they did their research at least. I am that.

I guess it doesn't matter I'm in comics, though, no. ...Unless it was a Garfield comic. Those suck.

I guess, but uh, did you want to see that stuff I have from the other Mayfield?

[Back on topic, Tony. Also, Henry totally doesn't want to use this as an excuse to get your autograph. Nope, never.]

Edited 2012-08-22 21:10 (UTC)