mayfield_rpg | 9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us

[Guess what Mayfield? The Captain is drunk, he's had a great morning, and he's naked!

That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!

He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!

He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]

A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.

It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.

There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]

B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.

Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]

C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.

The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.

Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]

D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!

Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]

E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.

Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]

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[Well, the tree uprooting and all probably explains why he was handling Chalice's punches so well...Hajime's posture has shifted to more of a guarded one. He's strong, but not strong enough to run around uprooting trees like that.]

I've angered worse.

[He's flashing back to fighting the Elephant Undead as he gauges his options now...that fight wasn't one of his best, and he's weaponless this time around. And the Elephant Undead couldn't fly.

This is going to get messy, isn't it?]

[He's lucky, even with a tree The Captain lacks control.

He lifts the tree high and brings it down hard enough to splinter the trunk with the impact on the ground. With a few steps to the side, Chalice could get away from it.

If he doesn't, a tree is being broken over him.]

[Combat reflexes kick in and Chalice is diving and rolling out of the way of that tree.

This still isn't good--they're in a residential area, and quick to pick a fight though he may be, Hajime's not too keen on accidentally trashing one of the neighbor's houses...or, more importantly, his. So he'll start to run down the street, hoping to lure the Captain to the park or some other empty area. He's starting out kind of slow, just to make sure The Captain can keep up. And he will call out taunts as he goes, just to make sure he keeps The Captain's attention.]

That was pathetic! Absolutely pathetic!

[But look, his back is turned to you while he's running. He is completely vulnerable to be hit by something.]

[What is collateral damage?]

Hey, get the ☠☠☠☠ back here!

[Chalice now has a low flying, naked, super hero following after.

He might be able to fly at high speeds but he's far from capable of controlling that at the moment.

He left the tree behind, as well.]

You'll have to make me!

[Yep, just going to keep running towards the park and hoping he can lead the angry superpowered naked man somewhere he can't cause too much damage. Really wishing he had his motorcycle now...

But hey, at least The Captain ditched the tree. That's progress!]

[Even without being fast, he's able to keep ahead of The Captain who can't fly straight to save his life.

Once in the park, he even smacks into a tree and then hits the ground rolling onto his back on the dirt.]

Ow... ☠☠☠☠... ow.

[Success! They're out of the residential areas of town! Hajime has to wonder who witnessed that chase. It can't have been a pretty sight.

He's now cautiously approaching the fallen Captain.]

You ready to give it a rest?

I'm still mad at you... but... yeah.

I'm tired of chasing you.

[At this point, Hajime's just happy he got The Captain out of his yard and away from anywhere likely to get too torn up by collateral damage.]

And I'm still unhappy with you for tearing up my tree, so that makes it even.

Yeah, that wasn't one of my better moments.

[Now sore and laid out, he's calming down and starting to reason that he might have been the jerk this time.

He's not going to rule out other interpretations, though.]

[Hajime studies The Captain for a moment, decides he's not going to start fighting again, and runs another card through his belt. His form ripples again, and he's once more just a normal guy. A normal guy on guard for any further signs of potential violence, anyway.]

I'd guess this whole night hasn't been one of your better moments. Do you have any idea where you left your pants?

That wasn't my house, right?

...

...

Then, no.

[Hajime has to wonder how it's even possible to get that drunk. He takes off his jacket and tosses it at The Captain. He's not a big guy, so it probably wouldn't be the best fit ever. But he's thinking The Captain can tie it around his waist or something.]

Here. At least cover yourself while you're heading back to your house.

Thanks, I'll probably need it. It's dark so I think I can fly it.

[Because flying has worked so well.

He's not very skinny and about 6-ish feet tall so the coat will work to at least keep his front decent as he ties the arms around his waiste like a belt.]

[Yeah, there is absolutely no way Hajime's jacket would have fit him properly. He's at least half a foot shorter.

...and flying away again just seems like another disaster waiting to happen, but there's really nothing else that can be done at this point. Not like Hajime really wants to walk this guy home.]

Just try not to run into any more trees.

[He gets up and starts floating again.]

I'll try, or I'll fly fast enough to break them...

[Oh, yes, this will certainly end well.]

Well, good luck getting home, then.

[Because he'll need it.]

Thanks, you too.

[He won't though, so why is The Captain saying that?

Wobbly flying off.]

9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us

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