9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Guess what Mayfield? The Captain is drunk, he's had a great morning, and he's naked!

That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!

He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!

He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]

A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.

It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.

There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]

B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.

Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]

C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.

The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.

Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]

D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!

Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]

E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.

Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]

Comments

[chalicejoker]

[Success! They're out of the residential areas of town! Hajime has to wonder who witnessed that chase. It can't have been a pretty sight.

He's now cautiously approaching the fallen Captain.]

You ready to give it a rest?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

I'm still mad at you... but... yeah.

I'm tired of chasing you.

[chalicejoker]

[At this point, Hajime's just happy he got The Captain out of his yard and away from anywhere likely to get too torn up by collateral damage.]

And I'm still unhappy with you for tearing up my tree, so that makes it even.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Yeah, that wasn't one of my better moments.

[Now sore and laid out, he's calming down and starting to reason that he might have been the jerk this time.

He's not going to rule out other interpretations, though.]

[chalicejoker]

[Hajime studies The Captain for a moment, decides he's not going to start fighting again, and runs another card through his belt. His form ripples again, and he's once more just a normal guy. A normal guy on guard for any further signs of potential violence, anyway.]

I'd guess this whole night hasn't been one of your better moments. Do you have any idea where you left your pants?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

That wasn't my house, right?

...

...

Then, no.

[chalicejoker]

[Hajime has to wonder how it's even possible to get that drunk. He takes off his jacket and tosses it at The Captain. He's not a big guy, so it probably wouldn't be the best fit ever. But he's thinking The Captain can tie it around his waist or something.]

Here. At least cover yourself while you're heading back to your house.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Thanks, I'll probably need it. It's dark so I think I can fly it.

[Because flying has worked so well.

He's not very skinny and about 6-ish feet tall so the coat will work to at least keep his front decent as he ties the arms around his waiste like a belt.]

[chalicejoker]

[Yeah, there is absolutely no way Hajime's jacket would have fit him properly. He's at least half a foot shorter.

...and flying away again just seems like another disaster waiting to happen, but there's really nothing else that can be done at this point. Not like Hajime really wants to walk this guy home.]

Just try not to run into any more trees.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[He gets up and starts floating again.]

I'll try, or I'll fly fast enough to break them...

[chalicejoker]

[Oh, yes, this will certainly end well.]

Well, good luck getting home, then.

[Because he'll need it.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Thanks, you too.

[He won't though, so why is The Captain saying that?

Wobbly flying off.]