mayfield_rpg | The superfabulousawesomesauce adventures of Arm Fall Off Boy

[A - 2239 Stevens Road, Monday Morning. The Aikawa's Breakfast Table.]

But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! I don't wish to go to the local educational facility!

[You can tell by Floyd's voice he is just putting this on. He loves the idea of school and all the new friends he will meet (And no doubt inadvertently cross personnel space boundaries with) this morning.]

Being serious though, I plan to go and hug every single person I meet. Including the teachers. And the principal. And I think I have finally finished my song and dance introduction for when I get through the front doors!

[Yes. Floyd is INSANE as he normally is, perhaps more so given the ratio of new people he will meet at school. Can his not!parents talk ANY sense into the young lad???]

[B - Mayfield High, Later that morning...]

AHA! My first day of school! GREETINGS FELLOW SCHOOL CHUMS!

[Floyd is outside the school building as other students flow in before the bell goes. Anyone with any common sense is no doubt given him a wide birth and avoiding any form of eye contact, others however may be excited at seeing such a new and enthusiastic person in school!]

I can't wait to meet my teacher and give them the apple I picked from the floor after my father threw it at the back of my mothers head the other day! They will love it!

[Yep, and he has already mentioned the awkwardness of his home life. Two for two. Hopefully some kind person will come and take him under their wing and stop him from becoming the target of any and all bully who currently goes to the school!]

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[At Floyd's insistence on calling him Dad still, Hajime merely grunts and takes another swig of his coffee. Floyd, you're not a cockroach monster, you clearly cannot be his child...not that he'll mention that. But hey, he said he'd try not to hug. Small progress. You're lucky Hajime's gotten past the "freak out badly if I'm touched" stage, Floyd.]

You make that sound like Kreutzer and I are in some sort of competition.

[Hey, it's a mostly private war. Except when the explosions alert the neighbors to the fact that something at this house is probably wrong.]

Besides, I don't see what's so bad about walking. Your legs seem to work just fine.

That's funny Dad, it's only a competition if the contests are equally matched... And by my count since I've been here alone Mom has flat out beat you in every game you've had!

[Bless Hajime, he actually thinks there is a chance his losing could be called competition!]

There's nothing wrong with walking at all! We can WALK together to school! A Dad and Son, united in the healthy exercise and taking in of fresh oxygen as they bond over the first day at a new school! HUZZAH!

[You have to give Floyd his due, at least he is persistent with his goals, even against Hajime's unending wall of pouting!]

[This isn't a pout, Floyd. It's a glare. Hajime is glaring at you. It's not his fault Kreutzer hit up the Post Office before he got anything back, which really screwed up the balance of power in this house. Maybe if he had access to an actual ranged attack things would be going better for him. You should probably be glad he doesn't like guns.]

Kreutzer fights without honor. On an even battlefield, I would destroy her.

[Slams his coffee cup down a little hard as he says that.]

...and the school is in a completely different direction than the one in which I need to travel from work. So no, we will not be walking together.

[Floyd has a deflated look as Hajime makes yet ANOTHER excuse to get out of spending time with him. Oh well, there is always Kreutzer!]

Very well Dad, I will walk the lonely road alone! I will soon have an army of friends at school who I can travel with on school days!

[Delusion. The perfect way to overlook cold hard fact!]

I suppose I should set off now! I have to be prudent on my first day of school!

[Floyd gets up and grabs his bag before heading out to school. Hajime can rest now, while it's the school's turn to mentally face palm itself into unconsciousness!]

[Oh, good. Floyd is leaving. Given the way Hajime was glaring, this is probably for the best. He's watching Floyd go and is once again mentally weighing his chances at the Post Office. He will, however, call out a last bit of parental advice as Floyd leaves.]

Just remember that if anyone hits you, you need to punch them right back.

[...and that is probably about as close to a "have a good day at school!" as you'll get, Floyd.]

The superfabulousawesomesauce adventures of Arm Fall Off Boy - Part 2: School Daze

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