Five Doomed Timelines - You Never Know What Matters Until It's Gone

[cawtier]

[Action; 436 Peepers Street]



[It's first thing in the morning and who's in the kitchen? It's Kyouko, making sandwiches. That's right. Not even. Eating them. Just. Making sandwiches. Plural. And stacking them up.]

Awwww yeah, lining up like so many chumps waiting to get served. Only we ain't serving them nothing, we're serving them to the other chumps because they are goddamn sandwiches. Chump sandwiches being served to chumps. Fucking chump cannibalism up in here, someone call Chumpibal Lector, his order is ready. Because we can make so many sandwiches. So. Many.

[Davesprite is so happy he has thumbs again.]

[Phone]



[The phone calls starts.]

Yes.

[And then hangs up. Then the phone call starts again.]

Hell yes.

[And then hangs up. And starts once more.]

Hell. [Hang up/Call again] Fucking. [Hang up/Call again] Yes.

Working this phone like Willis works that bald head of his. This phone is getting so worked. Gotta pay it some goddamn overtime. The doorknobs and the windows too. All of them just fucking fall before the might of opposable thumbs. Holy shit, it is just unreal how OP these things are. Twist tops? Un-fucking-twisted. Handles? They are goddamn handled. With real goddamn hands. Yes.

Oh and to the girl who is now in some orange crow body: hahaha sucks to be you. Try not to laser too many people in the face.

[Action; Anywhere]



[Dave in Kyouko's body can be found running around town, opening random doors and windows partly because having thumbs is awesome but mostly because he is a jackass and figures he might as well commit as many crimes as possible while in someone else's body.]

[OoC: Answers will be from finallyhasthumbs]

Comments

[nopersonalspace]

[ Jade's voice answers the phone. Terezi thinks this sure seems like a thing her 'rail would say, even if he's got the voice of a girl right now.

...Dave with chest nubs. Huh.

ANYWAY. 'Jade' speaks. ]

Wanna handle me with your hands?

[finallyhasthumbs]

Hahaha man I'd totally make a huge deal about how I'm a furry too now except you're obviously not Jade. So tell me who you are so I can decide whether to find the idea of you fondling yourself is extremely disturbing and worrisome or possibly hot.

[nopersonalspace]

[ SIGHS ] That is no fun, Dave!

It's Terezi.

[finallyhasthumbs]

Protip: First thing Jade would do is definitely not offer a complementary breast grope.

So you're in Jade's body?

phone

[forgottenmagia]

[.....so there's Kyouko's body]

If you happen to do anything repulsive in an attempt to tarnish her reputation or escape one of your own, there will be quite a fee to pay.

[finallyhasthumbs]

Like, what kind of fee? What currency are we even talking? Completely worthless Mayfield Dollars? Boonbucks? What is even the exchange rate on that shit?

[forgottenmagia]

The fee is not monetary. [dangerousvoice.avi]

Action

[romanovs]

[Someone is standing behind this door, clearly he was about to leave when it opened. he looks down at the "girl" with puzzlement on his face.]

[finallyhasthumbs]

Hahaha sup dude.

[SLAMS THE DOOR IN HIS FACE YOU ARE TOO SLOW]

[romanovs]

[Holds the door up befor it shuts completely and then just

pushes it back open. Let's see if the girl is still there.]

[phone]

[noluckduck]

[Oh God what.] Those ain't things I should be hearin' Kyouko's voice sayin'.

[phone]

[finallyhasthumbs]

Deal with it, doucheprince. I am not fucking stopping, not so long as there thumb-enabled devices to be used.

[phone]

[noluckduck]

This douchebag's a prince? Prince a' what?

Action - Anywhere (IT WAS WIDE OPEN. ...wow that was bad.)

[windows_hyliaedition]

The door opens.

And someone is behind it. Staring. Then again Fi seems to stare at everything but-

HEY. NEW PERSON. She' supposed to shake hands with you guys, uh-

"Hello." Somehow, monotone handshakes don't seem very 'greeting', but no one's told her that just yet, whoops.

[finallyhasthumbs]

Normally Dave is more of a fist-bump kind of guy, but holy hell, look at this shit when you have hands not wings.

"Sup." That is pretty much all he feels needs to be said as he takes her hand and shakes it up and down like an idiot (re: Egbert).

[windows_hyliaedition]

She actually blinked in mild surprise at that, more of reaction than anything.

"...I have never heard the term 'sup'. Is it also a form of greeting?"

You've got a -special- one Dave...

[anywhere]

[echoing_sutras]

-FUCK YOU, DAVESPRITE, IT'S LASER TIME. She doesn't directly aim for her own body, obviously, but she does pull some danmaku-like area control to try and corral DS where she wants him.-

[finallyhasthumbs]

Oh hell no.

[Dodging like a fucking pro only not really at all.

What regains does she even have back? He just has his iShades, Sprite Laser and Sprite Magic Graffiti]

[echoing_sutras]

-She only needed the lasers, in the end.-

Hey! Quit messing around! That's my body!

[Home]

[false_administrator]

[ Because this is the standard way of greeting her not!daughter when she is close, Yoshika yelled at the top of her lungs as soon as she stepped in the front door: ] KYOOOOOUKOOOO~!

[ Then shut it behind her. ] Have you seen me today? I need to find myself! [ That... probably made a lot more sense in her head. ]

[finallyhasthumbs]

Who the hell are you and how is your hair doing that?

[Just. Staring. While halfway through making another sandwich.]

[false_administrator]

[ This lady? Brandishing a sword (in a sheath) that she does not know how to use. ] You're not Kyouko!!

[Phone]

[wannafightnow]

...What the hell?

[finallyhasthumbs]

Thumbs, motherfucker. I have them.

[wannafightnow]

You didn't have them before?