Five Doomed Timelines - You Never Know What Matters Until It's Gone

[cawtier]

[Action; 436 Peepers Street]



[It's first thing in the morning and who's in the kitchen? It's Kyouko, making sandwiches. That's right. Not even. Eating them. Just. Making sandwiches. Plural. And stacking them up.]

Awwww yeah, lining up like so many chumps waiting to get served. Only we ain't serving them nothing, we're serving them to the other chumps because they are goddamn sandwiches. Chump sandwiches being served to chumps. Fucking chump cannibalism up in here, someone call Chumpibal Lector, his order is ready. Because we can make so many sandwiches. So. Many.

[Davesprite is so happy he has thumbs again.]

[Phone]



[The phone calls starts.]

Yes.

[And then hangs up. Then the phone call starts again.]

Hell yes.

[And then hangs up. And starts once more.]

Hell. [Hang up/Call again] Fucking. [Hang up/Call again] Yes.

Working this phone like Willis works that bald head of his. This phone is getting so worked. Gotta pay it some goddamn overtime. The doorknobs and the windows too. All of them just fucking fall before the might of opposable thumbs. Holy shit, it is just unreal how OP these things are. Twist tops? Un-fucking-twisted. Handles? They are goddamn handled. With real goddamn hands. Yes.

Oh and to the girl who is now in some orange crow body: hahaha sucks to be you. Try not to laser too many people in the face.

[Action; Anywhere]



[Dave in Kyouko's body can be found running around town, opening random doors and windows partly because having thumbs is awesome but mostly because he is a jackass and figures he might as well commit as many crimes as possible while in someone else's body.]

[OoC: Answers will be from finallyhasthumbs]

Comments

[nopersonalspace]

[ sighs happily for him. ]

I am glad to hear it! So you're okay with being a girl I guess?

[finallyhasthumbs]

I guess. I mean, it's better than a bird. I went from having no dick and no thumbs to having no dick and two thumbs, so I'd say it's an improvement.

[nopersonalspace]

I guess so. What about your sprite-body? Would you ever want that back?

[finallyhasthumbs]

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool and a lot better than either of these. I mean, ideally I'd just want my body back.

[nopersonalspace]

...Hey. Hey, Dave!

You should let me get it for you. [ okay it's not like this is a new idea- she's wanted to help Dave into a proper body for ages- but now seems like a good time to bring it up. ] Can you even do that here? Trade for someone else's stuff?

[finallyhasthumbs]

...can you? Can you even trade for your own stuff, like, and actually get what you want? 'cause as awesome as they are, I would totally give up the laser or magic markers to get a body with real thumbs.