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[fujigglephysics]

[1129 Taylor Road]

[It was just another plain ol' day in Mayfield as usual. Not that Fujino minded, since being normal is great thing, heck yes! However, something was off when she woke up. Aside from the change in wallpaper and the fact that there's another bed, it didn't really click...right up until she got up to a mirror to straighten herself out.]

...

[Brb, searching through the house in a state of frenzy.]

[Taylor Road]

[To residents of Taylor Road, or anyone just passing through the area, there will be a man dangling from the edges of the window in an attempt to get out of the house. Also, there is a halberd in a bush.

...he should be fine. Maybe.]

[Mayfield High]

[To any faculty or students roaming around, hope you don't mind a tall, panicky-looking dude quickly tapping you on the shoulder. Or, if that isn't enough, he may even try to grab your shoulder to get your attention.]

Um, excuse me! Did you happen to see a guy with spiked, fluffy brown hair?

[Anywhere else]

[Now that Fuji-Spain is slightly less panicky (by...not that much), she'll be running around until she spots someone and comes right up to them, with a halberd in tow. Personal space, what's that?]

A-ah, hey! If you don't mind, may I ask you something?

((Tags will be replied with lostmytits !))

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anywhere else

[magi_punches]

...Yes?

[lostmytits]

['Oh, thank goodness!']

Have you seen a short, purple-haired girl with red eyes wandering around here?

[magi_punches]

[She shakes her head.]

No, I have not. Why are you asking?

[She wonders if this is another pair of switched bodies.]

[lostmytits]

Oh.

[Her- or his- well, techinically her hopeful expression? It deflates slightly.]

I'm was asking because something strange happened and all...

around town

[kinship]

[Seeing ANYONE familiar was a good thing, and Beast Boy!Cain is dashing over.]

Mr. Spain!

[lostmytits]

Eh?

[Fuji-spain definitely doesn't know him though, so have a brow raise.]

O-oh, no! I'm not who you think I am!

[kinship]

Oh.

[He rubs a hand through green hair and sighs.]

Sorry... I'm not who I'm meant to be either.

[lostmytits]

Ah ha ha, that's okay! [Dismissive handwave.] At least we're not alone in this insanity, right?

ANYWHERE ELSE, KIND OF

[ole]

( Spain sees himself trying to speak to people on the street. Oh, gosh, this is a little weird. He hasn't quite prepared himself mentally to actually, you know, see himself? BUT THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

Spain runs up to Fujispaña and tries to get her attention. )

Excuse me!

1/2

[lostmytits]

Hm?!

[In all of this crazy insanity of a day, she almost drops the halberd out of shock. Thankfully, she'll quickly calm down and whirls around, as odd as it is to hear her voice from...well, someone else.]

Oh...

[lostmytits]

[Immediately, her face lights up. So, hi, have an overjoyed and relieved Fujino rushing over.]

There you are! Or- well, me! Whichever!

[ole]

I'm sorry! I went home but I couldn't find anyone!

( Quickly looking over his body. Everything looks okay. Okay, good. )

Ah, why are you carrying that?

( The halberd, oh dear. Please don't say she went out looking for a fight. )

[lostmytits]

[Who, her? Nah, she's a total sweetie! unless she's pushed too far]

Ahhh, sorry, sorry. I should've probably stayed home then...

Oh, this? [Holds up the halberd, making her look like she's full of pride in having one.] It's for self-defense, just in case.

[That's...not really a reassuring answer, Fuji.]

Mayfield High

[last_to_kneel]

[Varon is at his locker and things just seemed too weird for his taste today. If the slime wasn't bad enough...

He turns around and nearly bumps into- Spain? He hasn't seen his girlfriend since he's been sick and the resurrection sickness is something that he tries to hide.]

Whoa...

[lostmytits]

Ahhh- !!

[No amount of words could ever describe how happy she feels right now. So yes, have an incoming hug.]

Varon, there you are! Did something happen to you too? Are you fine? Nothing bad happened, hopefully?

[last_to_kneel]

[That hug took him by surprise and there's something strange with this. It takes him a moment to get over the shock and finally recognizes his girlfriend-]

Fuji?!

[The barrage of questions breaks him out of the need to want to punch this guy...]

Uh, I got real sick. Remember the slime? Let's just say one of my friendly neighbors thought that I needed a lobotomy with a drill.

[Oddly, he doesn't fight off the embrace knowing that it's Fujino under there and he's more about the mind than the body, although the body is definitely a plus.]

How did you end up with Spain's chassis? I kinda like the you I met a whole lot better. You're too lumpy in all the wrong places.

[lostmytits]

[She twitches a bit.]

Oh, dear. Mind telling me who it was that tried to, ah, lobotomize you? [It's totally for good reasons, okok.]

I don't know. [Sigh] I just woke up this morning looking like this, so I have no idea what has happened to cause this.

At the house!

[nechumi]

[One of Spain's "sons" has swapped with the other one, so while he's familiar with the house, this person is definitely acting very different than he's used to.]

Spain?

[lostmytits]

[Fujino stops right in her tracks and turns to whoever called her-- er, him.

Oh, snaps. Better act natural.]

Yes? What is it?

[nechumi]

[....]

Did you wake up in someone else's body too?

[lostmytits]

[Dang it, already caught.]

...indeed. Sorry about not being the "Spain" you know of. But, um, is there anything I should watch out for in this house, though?

anywhere else

[doudemoe]

Yes? What is it?

anywhere else

[whoareyoupeople]

...Huh?

Ah, sure. What is it, Spain?

[airheadedly]

[And there is Spain's other son, who has changed bodies as well...

He does the reasonable thing and grabs on to one of the legs. The not!father being an idiot does not mean that he should let him fall out of the window and possibly break his neck. Even if he respawns.

Also he is impersonating Shion perfectly, expression and tone and words and all.]

Did something happen?

anywhere else;

[bloodsugar]

[Abel was on the lookout for him... self yes this whole situation is just awkward and confusing, isn't it? currently occupying Charles, he's wandering the town with a vaguely distracted look of IMPENDING MISERY on his face because clearly melodrama solves everything.

being addressed startles him out of his woe, however -- and he's blinking at the stranger curiously. oho?]

--Ah? Yes? ...Me?