First Treasure

[epicdouchebag]

[phone; 10:00 AM]

[What a nice, bright, beautiful day in Mayfield. I mean, who could ask for such an ideal spot to appear out of nowhere? Even though the bed isn't recognized, Gilgamesh gives no fucks. Instead he'll be hopping up right out of the bed and walking outside. Except, wait... just where is he anyways? The last thing he remembered was the war ending, and now he's here? Oh well, no reason to fret. He'll just get himself a good glass of-

...Wait.

Wait...

Woah what the fuck.

WHY ISN'T THE AIR BEHIND HIM DISTORTING?! WHY IS THERE NO GOLDEN GLOW?!

No. Fuck this man. Game over, game over.

Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes, can't access his treasury or fetch his wine made by Gods.

Rage mode? Activated. During his ranting, raving and overall stomping around his house in Mayfield he'll end up knocking the phone right off the receiver to let the entirety of the town hear his wondrous butthurt state.]

Who dared to steal the King's treasures?! Speak up now and I might just let you live, mongrel. [It's to be noted here he's yelling at his drone son who is practically terrified.] Who dared to lay their filthy hands on my things?!

[action; john doe park - 4:00 PM]

[After procuring a wine glass and some wine, given what he's forced to deal with, you can find the ex-goldie laying down on one of the park benches. His irritation knows no bounds and he's taking very reluctant sips from the glass. His red eyes are staring up at the sky and he's trying to take everything in. Feel free to bug him, splash his wine on him, or for people who know him use this opportunity to get sweet, sweet revenge on him.]

Comments

action for the happy married couple~

[hawkeward]

[Naturally, Gilgamesh's little temper tantrum doesn't escape notice from the other non-drone in the house. Sighing, Hawke puts down her coffee and quietly slinks out of the kitchen, following the sound of his yelling, and watches her new raving lunatic of a husband for a moment.

Welp.

So much for the peace and quiet.]

Now, now, I'm sure the little boy is innocent of whatever grave offense you're accusing him of.

Re: action this can only end well.

[epicdouchebag]

[Those burning red eyes are right in your direction, Hawke.]

Then perhaps you're willing to tell me just who stole my things?

oh yes, they will be such good friends, i can feel it

[hawkeward]

[Hawke turns to address the drone boy:] Run along, er... whatever your name is, I can never remember. Mummy and daddy want to talk in private.

[After the boy runs off, she faces Gilgamesh once more, shrugging.]

The town did it, in a sense. Everyone loses their belongings when they first arrive here. Worry not, however; you'll get them back eventually.

Re: oh yes, they will be such good friends, i can feel it

[epicdouchebag]

And the ones who took them will pay--

[Wait...]

'Mummy and daddy'?

[hawkeward]

--Oh, right, that. We're married, according to the powers that be here. That boy was one of our... children.

Welcome to Mayfield, by the way.

[epicdouchebag]

[And then Gil started busting out laughing.]

A'ha! Ahahahahahahahahah!! To be married to a commoner! Surely you jest!

[hawkeward]

I am quite witty, yes. You catch on quickly! But I'm actually being serious this time.

And I wouldn't call myself a commoner - though none of that matters, in this place.