First Treasure

[epicdouchebag]

[phone; 10:00 AM]

[What a nice, bright, beautiful day in Mayfield. I mean, who could ask for such an ideal spot to appear out of nowhere? Even though the bed isn't recognized, Gilgamesh gives no fucks. Instead he'll be hopping up right out of the bed and walking outside. Except, wait... just where is he anyways? The last thing he remembered was the war ending, and now he's here? Oh well, no reason to fret. He'll just get himself a good glass of-

...Wait.

Wait...

Woah what the fuck.

WHY ISN'T THE AIR BEHIND HIM DISTORTING?! WHY IS THERE NO GOLDEN GLOW?!

No. Fuck this man. Game over, game over.

Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes, can't access his treasury or fetch his wine made by Gods.

Rage mode? Activated. During his ranting, raving and overall stomping around his house in Mayfield he'll end up knocking the phone right off the receiver to let the entirety of the town hear his wondrous butthurt state.]

Who dared to steal the King's treasures?! Speak up now and I might just let you live, mongrel. [It's to be noted here he's yelling at his drone son who is practically terrified.] Who dared to lay their filthy hands on my things?!

[action; john doe park - 4:00 PM]

[After procuring a wine glass and some wine, given what he's forced to deal with, you can find the ex-goldie laying down on one of the park benches. His irritation knows no bounds and he's taking very reluctant sips from the glass. His red eyes are staring up at the sky and he's trying to take everything in. Feel free to bug him, splash his wine on him, or for people who know him use this opportunity to get sweet, sweet revenge on him.]

Comments

[phone]

[captainofthe10th]

Oh. You're back. STop being stupid.

Re: [phone]

[epicdouchebag]

The stupid one is the lowly mutt that dares to insult his King.

action; on hiatus so might be slow <3

[gandere]

[ Nighttime is enjoyable for Rin Tohsaka. For one, there's less idiots walking around. For another it's easier to practice her magecraft without idiots to ask her questions. This time she's working on body weight and gravity. More specifically, she's seeing just how light she can make her body. Skipping on by benches, she almost doesn't recognize Gilgamesh.

It's been months since she's seen him like this, right?

A pause and she bounces back to stand next to him, a scowl on her face. ]

You! [ An accusing tone. ] You owe me a bunch of gems!

Re: action; I appreciate the tag(s) regardless! <3

[epicdouchebag]

[Gil's look has effectively switched from 'distant' to 'who the hell is this woman.' And it's gazing right at you, Rin.]

A King owes nothing to a mere woman.

[Action]

[doesnotgetit]

[Oh, a guy lounging on a park bench with alcohol. That sure looks like someone approachable!

HAKUNO DID YOUR PARENTS NOT TEACH YOU ABOUT STRANGER DANGER OH WAIT--]

Hey... you okay?

Re: [Action]

[epicdouchebag]

[Gil brings all the protags to the park.]

A King has every right to be enraged when his treasures have been stolen.

Action

[kingofhero]

[Just walking the beat here. Drinking in public was frowned on in Sternbild, and he's sure it's no different here. And this park was just full of children. Gilgamesh will see a man with a police uniform on approach him.]

It's a very nice park, wouldn't you say?

Re: Action that username omg...

[epicdouchebag]

[If only Gilgamesh cared about authority. Sob...]

A park befitting mongrels, not Kings.

[1st_superhero]

King's treasures? Were they cool toys?

[...And look who answered that phone call?]

...Could they compare with the stuff in my closet?

[epicdouchebag]

You dare to call them mere toys? They were weapons under the ownership of a King! Objects that included wine brewed by Gods themselves. To call them toys is to insult their nature.

Phone

[yamaxanadu]

Though stolen yes, it will return. Calm down and learn some patience and perhaps you will regain them again.

[She had run into Gilgamesh before but from the reaction she could tell he no longer remembered this place.]

Re: Phone holy fuzzing shit it's a yamaxanadu jesus christ what the fuzz

[epicdouchebag]

Your words resemble that of a lowly thief. Shall I credit this theft to you?

[phone]

[doudemoe]

Mayfield.

Re: [phone]

[epicdouchebag]

A mere name is not going to assist me.

[macebronia]

[Well, seeing that familiar face makes Rider's day that much better.]

Hooh? It's good to see you back to your normal self, King of Heroes.

[epicdouchebag]

[Maybe Gil can have hope for this town after all.]

So I see you are trapped in the same confinement, King of Conquerors. This place is appearing to be nothing more than a prison for royalty, forcing them to walk among commoners.

[PHONE]

[redcinemareel]

It was me~!

[Grell is just gonna mess with him now, for the fun of it.]

Re: [PHONE]

[epicdouchebag]

[OH YOU SON OF A--]

Return them to me at once, mongrel! Your filthy hands have tainted my treasures long enough!

Phone

[voiceofauthority]

[The voice on the other line is quite pissed off.]

You one of the bastards who run this joint?

Re: Phone

[epicdouchebag]

The bastards who govern this place have stolen my things. I wouldn't dare to put myself on the same, lower level as them.

action for the happy married couple~

[hawkeward]

[Naturally, Gilgamesh's little temper tantrum doesn't escape notice from the other non-drone in the house. Sighing, Hawke puts down her coffee and quietly slinks out of the kitchen, following the sound of his yelling, and watches her new raving lunatic of a husband for a moment.

Welp.

So much for the peace and quiet.]

Now, now, I'm sure the little boy is innocent of whatever grave offense you're accusing him of.

Re: action this can only end well.

[epicdouchebag]

[Those burning red eyes are right in your direction, Hawke.]

Then perhaps you're willing to tell me just who stole my things?

Park

[hontobakabaka]

[Ruri looks down at Gilgamesh with her usual emotionless expression.]

I take it you woke up in town today powerless, somewhat unnerved and are now irritated? Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Re: Park

[epicdouchebag]

[Now normally Gil wouldn't care but...

...Did she say assistance?]

What assistance can a mere girl such as you be?

park

[sanctus_dei]

[There's a small young man passing by, accompanied by two crows and carrying an old book. One bird sits on his shoulder, the other lazily flaps along as he walks. He stops, however, when he spots Gil lying on a bench. Guess who not only knows Gilgamesh, but even was his Master during his previous time in Mayfield?]

... When the hell did you get back.

Re: park

[epicdouchebag]

Get back? I don't recall ever gracing this putrid place with my glorious presence.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Mongrel...

Oh, you're back. Yeah, you can go ☠☠☠☠ yourself.

[epicdouchebag]

Jealousy of someone greater is befitting of your mongrel status.

Phone

[moemoetentacles]

Oh great, it's you again.

Re: Phone

[epicdouchebag]

I don't recognize your voice.

Douche-y king person, meet pompous empress! 8D

[suicidoll]

(Don't mind this woman as she seems to walk past you for a moment before looking at you with curiosity. Also, she has a group of dolls flying around her. Yup...dolls. No, it's not because of the alcohol that you're seeing them; they're actually there.)

The town's sky is just as boring as the town itself. Don't expect much from it.

(What an interesting greeting, Kreutzer...)

Phone

[adropofjupiter]

[Oh hey... She remembers that voice from the few times she heard Gil all grown up from before. And she can tell he doesn't remember being here before.

...eh. She's bored and he's all unServant-y.]

I never got the real name of the person who took everything, ze. But I do know where they're being kept.