[7] - What is love? Baby don't hurt me. (Backdated Feb.14th)

[fthisgetmecigs]

[ Action | Grocery Store | All ]

[Badou came in late today. Probably because he was distracted by flirting. But look at all the fucks he gives. So he's currently helping out in the store in a particularly good mood. Everything is minty fresh and nothing hurts. If you're a lovely lady over 18 (Or possibly guy as his flirtations don't seem to be discriminating today like they usually do), you just might have a eye-patched redhead flirting up a storm with you. And by flirt we mean starting by using a tried and tested line.]

Hey there, don't see you here that often.

[ Action | Around Mayfield | All ]

[He's in such a good mood he decides to take a fantastic walk. He's still smelling mint and feeling fine and dandy. Again, he is down with the banter of looooooove.]

((ooc:Badou is full of mint all day. But feel free to throw your own flowers in here.))

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[prideinbattle]

[She's found him again. This time she isn't letting him go. The hyacinth scent has brought out her naturally possessive tendencies and directed them at this lucky victim.]

I was worried I might not see you again.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Ah geeze, it's that kid. He knows not the danger when he responds to Hilling.]

Yeah? M'around town and shit. Ya ain't gonna try to get my coat this time, are you?

[prideinbattle]

Yeah, but people are getting droned all the time! It just wouldn't be the same.

[She isn't even interested in his coat anymore. Easily distracted.] What coat?

[fthisgetmecigs]

Yeah, because I'm real sure you would notice I was gone.[This is like waving a red flag in front of a bull, isn't it?]

The one I'm wearing? Y'were on my shit to try it on when it was fucking freezing.

[prideinbattle]

I would be so sad! Don't ever leave! [She grabs onto his arm, snuggling that coat.]

But why are you still wearing it when it's not freezing?

[fthisgetmecigs]

I thought most of us wanted ta get out of thi-[Woah woah WOAH. PERSONAL SPACE INVADER WHAT IS THIS? No. SNUGGLING ONLY FOR LOVELY ADULT LADIES. He's going to try to unpry you from his arm now.]

It's still winter! Geeze, I'm gonna freeze m'ass off. [Hiling you are weird. Weirder than usual. He's still trying to pry those fingers from his arms.]

[prideinbattle]

[Personal space is there to be invaded! What did he expect? Hiling gives him the poutiest of pouts as she is detached from his arm.]

I could keep you warm better than any coat.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou just makes a face. It is the face of someone who realizes that he as stepped in what could be a mire of deep shit.]

Ehhh... I think that you should probably fucking find someone age 'propriate for that sort of thing. [One step back now. Don't do anything to cause alarm.]

[prideinbattle]

[She follows like an eager puppy. Something is wrong with this picture. Why is he not returning her affections? Does somebody need to be shot? That is Hiling's answer to every problem.]

No, I like you best. I told you before that I'm not a kid and I can prove it!

[fthisgetmecigs]

[No. Stepping away means Badou doesn't want anything to do with you right now, Hiling. Also shooting only solves 50% of problems. The other 50% is running away.]

Uh..That ain't necessary. I'm not interested, geeze!

[prideinbattle]

But why? Is there someone else?

[There had better not be someone else, or there won't be that someone else for long.]

[fthisgetmecigs]

What? N-Wait. Why t'fuck do you even need to know? [Danger sense is pinging!]

[prideinbattle]

You are mine alone and I'm going to tell everyone so that they know to leave you be.

[fthisgetmecigs]

What the flyin' fuck is wrong with you, y'pint-sized stalker?

[See this face? It is the face of someone getting ready to get the fuck away from the crazy little innovade.]

[prideinbattle]

[No, don't go!]

I just want to show you how I feel.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Leaaaaaving. I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.]

I think you've done enough of that shit, kid.

[prideinbattle]

Where are you going?

[fthisgetmecigs]

T'fuck does it look like? Far away.

[prideinbattle]

I'm coming too.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Going to move away faster from you okay? Okay.]

No, ya ain't.

[prideinbattle]

[She just stands there yelling at him.] You can't escape my love!

[fthisgetmecigs]

Watch me!

[Fleeing. Fleeing forever.]

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[bitetodeath]

[ What the hell? That guy looks like he's on drugs or something. Hibari will glare and look incredibly annoyed. ]

[fthisgetmecigs]

[FFFF What are you looking at, kid? Ain't you ever seen a real man on the make?]

Problem, kid?

grocery storrre

[derpaheal]

Oh. Well. It's my first time here?

[He's just going to stare blankly, confused. What's up with this guy, and was he mistaken for a girl again?]

/takes this mistaken gender thing and RUNS WITH IT

[fthisgetmecigs]

[A little polishing, maybe a haircut, but you could be really cute, lady.]

So yer new here then? [He's just one step above waggling his eyebrows at you, Hanatarou.]

/roihtag;pesckd OH GAWD XD

[derpaheal]

[A really cute man maybe. An itty bitty man. The drones have already teased him about getting a haircut.]

Oh...yes? I guess so. I'm so new, I still have some shine on me, haha!

[fthisgetmecigs]

[The eyepatch is probably throwing things off, okay? Okay!]

Ain't you a cute one? So, what d'ya need help with?

[derpaheal]

Well uh...I was just trying to find things to make a decent meal. But it's so...different.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou takes a drag from his cigarette, contemplating.]

Well, we've got vegetables down that aisle, meat down that way an' noodles and shit down that way. [Points down the appropriate aisles as he lists each section.] Y'ought to be able ta make a decent meal with that.

So how old are ya? [Badou you are the classiest.]

[derpaheal]

Oh. Oh! So that's how it's arranged! Thank you.

[He's about to open his mouth to say more and...uh. He didn't expect that, so he just...blurts out the truth.]

Almost two hundred?

[fthisgetmecigs]

Yer welcome! Now how about so-

[The cigarette nearly drops out of Badou's lips as he finds out Hanatarou's age. Okay. Well. That's really fucking old. She's aged well at least.]

...Seriously? Y'ain't bullshiting me or something, are ya?

[derpaheal]

No. It's actually very common to be this old, where I'm from? I mean, I aged very...slowly. In comparison to human life that is....

...um, your cigarette is about to fall out.

[fthisgetmecigs]

No kidding? Y'look like yer 18 or somethi-Huh? [Oh. Right. Cigarette. YEAH. Hot cigarette butt plus fleshy hand does not a good feeling make. He quickly picks it up and...Keeps right on smoking, flicking his singed hand a bit.]

[derpaheal]

[He stares. Uh. That wasn't. Very smart. Was it?]

Well...yes, but like I said, my kind ages more slowly. You can consider me around that-even if I'm forced to attend high school.

Here. Let's get some water on that.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou is not a particularly smart man.]

Uh.. So yer a 200 year old high school student here. Huh.

What? Nah. It's fine. See? [Shakes his hand for emphasis.]

[derpaheal]

Not exactly...actually, I'd be considered nineteen. But they thought it was fifteen here so...it's well. Overcomplicated.

Ah.

[Leeeeeaning forward. Taking a good look for them calluses or scars.]