[7] - What is love? Baby don't hurt me. (Backdated Feb.14th)

[fthisgetmecigs]

[ Action | Grocery Store | All ]

[Badou came in late today. Probably because he was distracted by flirting. But look at all the fucks he gives. So he's currently helping out in the store in a particularly good mood. Everything is minty fresh and nothing hurts. If you're a lovely lady over 18 (Or possibly guy as his flirtations don't seem to be discriminating today like they usually do), you just might have a eye-patched redhead flirting up a storm with you. And by flirt we mean starting by using a tried and tested line.]

Hey there, don't see you here that often.

[ Action | Around Mayfield | All ]

[He's in such a good mood he decides to take a fantastic walk. He's still smelling mint and feeling fine and dandy. Again, he is down with the banter of looooooove.]

((ooc:Badou is full of mint all day. But feel free to throw your own flowers in here.))

Comments

/takes this mistaken gender thing and RUNS WITH IT

[fthisgetmecigs]

[A little polishing, maybe a haircut, but you could be really cute, lady.]

So yer new here then? [He's just one step above waggling his eyebrows at you, Hanatarou.]

/roihtag;pesckd OH GAWD XD

[derpaheal]

[A really cute man maybe. An itty bitty man. The drones have already teased him about getting a haircut.]

Oh...yes? I guess so. I'm so new, I still have some shine on me, haha!

[fthisgetmecigs]

[The eyepatch is probably throwing things off, okay? Okay!]

Ain't you a cute one? So, what d'ya need help with?

[derpaheal]

Well uh...I was just trying to find things to make a decent meal. But it's so...different.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou takes a drag from his cigarette, contemplating.]

Well, we've got vegetables down that aisle, meat down that way an' noodles and shit down that way. [Points down the appropriate aisles as he lists each section.] Y'ought to be able ta make a decent meal with that.

So how old are ya? [Badou you are the classiest.]

[derpaheal]

Oh. Oh! So that's how it's arranged! Thank you.

[He's about to open his mouth to say more and...uh. He didn't expect that, so he just...blurts out the truth.]

Almost two hundred?

[fthisgetmecigs]

Yer welcome! Now how about so-

[The cigarette nearly drops out of Badou's lips as he finds out Hanatarou's age. Okay. Well. That's really fucking old. She's aged well at least.]

...Seriously? Y'ain't bullshiting me or something, are ya?

[derpaheal]

No. It's actually very common to be this old, where I'm from? I mean, I aged very...slowly. In comparison to human life that is....

...um, your cigarette is about to fall out.

[fthisgetmecigs]

No kidding? Y'look like yer 18 or somethi-Huh? [Oh. Right. Cigarette. YEAH. Hot cigarette butt plus fleshy hand does not a good feeling make. He quickly picks it up and...Keeps right on smoking, flicking his singed hand a bit.]

[derpaheal]

[He stares. Uh. That wasn't. Very smart. Was it?]

Well...yes, but like I said, my kind ages more slowly. You can consider me around that-even if I'm forced to attend high school.

Here. Let's get some water on that.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou is not a particularly smart man.]

Uh.. So yer a 200 year old high school student here. Huh.

What? Nah. It's fine. See? [Shakes his hand for emphasis.]

[derpaheal]

Not exactly...actually, I'd be considered nineteen. But they thought it was fifteen here so...it's well. Overcomplicated.

Ah.

[Leeeeeaning forward. Taking a good look for them calluses or scars.]