[7] - What is love? Baby don't hurt me. (Backdated Feb.14th)

[fthisgetmecigs]

[ Action | Grocery Store | All ]

[Badou came in late today. Probably because he was distracted by flirting. But look at all the fucks he gives. So he's currently helping out in the store in a particularly good mood. Everything is minty fresh and nothing hurts. If you're a lovely lady over 18 (Or possibly guy as his flirtations don't seem to be discriminating today like they usually do), you just might have a eye-patched redhead flirting up a storm with you. And by flirt we mean starting by using a tried and tested line.]

Hey there, don't see you here that often.

[ Action | Around Mayfield | All ]

[He's in such a good mood he decides to take a fantastic walk. He's still smelling mint and feeling fine and dandy. Again, he is down with the banter of looooooove.]

((ooc:Badou is full of mint all day. But feel free to throw your own flowers in here.))

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[prideinbattle]

[She follows like an eager puppy. Something is wrong with this picture. Why is he not returning her affections? Does somebody need to be shot? That is Hiling's answer to every problem.]

No, I like you best. I told you before that I'm not a kid and I can prove it!

[fthisgetmecigs]

[No. Stepping away means Badou doesn't want anything to do with you right now, Hiling. Also shooting only solves 50% of problems. The other 50% is running away.]

Uh..That ain't necessary. I'm not interested, geeze!

[prideinbattle]

But why? Is there someone else?

[There had better not be someone else, or there won't be that someone else for long.]

[fthisgetmecigs]

What? N-Wait. Why t'fuck do you even need to know? [Danger sense is pinging!]

[prideinbattle]

You are mine alone and I'm going to tell everyone so that they know to leave you be.

[fthisgetmecigs]

What the flyin' fuck is wrong with you, y'pint-sized stalker?

[See this face? It is the face of someone getting ready to get the fuck away from the crazy little innovade.]

[prideinbattle]

[No, don't go!]

I just want to show you how I feel.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Leaaaaaving. I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.]

I think you've done enough of that shit, kid.

[prideinbattle]

Where are you going?

[fthisgetmecigs]

T'fuck does it look like? Far away.

[prideinbattle]

I'm coming too.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Going to move away faster from you okay? Okay.]

No, ya ain't.

[prideinbattle]

[She just stands there yelling at him.] You can't escape my love!

[fthisgetmecigs]

Watch me!

[Fleeing. Fleeing forever.]