[7] - What is love? Baby don't hurt me. (Backdated Feb.14th)

[fthisgetmecigs]

[ Action | Grocery Store | All ]

[Badou came in late today. Probably because he was distracted by flirting. But look at all the fucks he gives. So he's currently helping out in the store in a particularly good mood. Everything is minty fresh and nothing hurts. If you're a lovely lady over 18 (Or possibly guy as his flirtations don't seem to be discriminating today like they usually do), you just might have a eye-patched redhead flirting up a storm with you. And by flirt we mean starting by using a tried and tested line.]

Hey there, don't see you here that often.

[ Action | Around Mayfield | All ]

[He's in such a good mood he decides to take a fantastic walk. He's still smelling mint and feeling fine and dandy. Again, he is down with the banter of looooooove.]

((ooc:Badou is full of mint all day. But feel free to throw your own flowers in here.))

Comments

[fthisgetmecigs]

[No. Stepping away means Badou doesn't want anything to do with you right now, Hiling. Also shooting only solves 50% of problems. The other 50% is running away.]

Uh..That ain't necessary. I'm not interested, geeze!

[prideinbattle]

But why? Is there someone else?

[There had better not be someone else, or there won't be that someone else for long.]

[fthisgetmecigs]

What? N-Wait. Why t'fuck do you even need to know? [Danger sense is pinging!]

[prideinbattle]

You are mine alone and I'm going to tell everyone so that they know to leave you be.

[fthisgetmecigs]

What the flyin' fuck is wrong with you, y'pint-sized stalker?

[See this face? It is the face of someone getting ready to get the fuck away from the crazy little innovade.]

[prideinbattle]

[No, don't go!]

I just want to show you how I feel.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Leaaaaaving. I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.]

I think you've done enough of that shit, kid.

[prideinbattle]

Where are you going?

[fthisgetmecigs]

T'fuck does it look like? Far away.

[prideinbattle]

I'm coming too.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Going to move away faster from you okay? Okay.]

No, ya ain't.

[prideinbattle]

[She just stands there yelling at him.] You can't escape my love!

[fthisgetmecigs]

Watch me!

[Fleeing. Fleeing forever.]