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[thebirds]

action / 1651 albright lane;

[So there she was, chilling and all that good stuff when SUDDENLY SHE WAS WAKING UP IN A HOUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW??? Sorry but that does not fly with Tsukihi, and when she realizes that none of her family is here, she knows that it's up to her to figure out what's going on. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ She should probably be more worried than this but SHE IS CONFIDENT!!

And also walking around the house carefully with a kitchen knife. n__n You can never be too cautious right.]


action / bodine fashion;

[You were probably taking a nice walk out and about town, or maybe you were on your merry way for something when you just happened to pass by the local clothing store. Nothing to see here right... Except there probably is, and the sight to see today is one distressed drone worker trying to deal with one very, very angry child.]

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care about any of them at all! The polka-dot one, the striped one, not a single one! You're not even listening to what I'm saying, are you?! [The drone keeps trying to calm her down but (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ NOT TODAY.] God, you're so annoying! Stop trying to act like a cool adult when you can't even listen to the plain words of a kid! The world is in trouble if these are the kinds of people in charge!

[Still sufficiently pissed off, the girl throws the dresses offered to her at the worker and stomps out the store. LIFE IS HARD OKAY.]


phone;

Oho, so this is the situation I've managed to land myself in? Onii-chan would say I've gotten myself into trouble, but it's not like I was looking for it in the first place. Oh well, it's not like solving trouble is anything to new to me.

So worry not, Mayfield! Your lawless lands and problematic lifestyle have gone on long enough--justice itself is now here to help you out! Don't worry, there's no need to thank me, justice will do as justice does. [Wow what kind of girl calls herself justice itself. c_c] A tooth for an eye, a blunt weapon for a tooth... Mmhm, I'll show this town what justice is really like!

Aside from that though, about this... [there's a bit of a lengthy pause until:] Pshaw.

[And with that she hangs up YES SHE QUIT TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER OWN SENTENCE!!]

Comments

phone

[heavenfang]

... What a strange girl. -And he thought Viki and Millie were weird...-

[thebirds]

Wouldn't you say it's kind of strange to call someone strange right off the bat?

[heavenfang]

Considering that rant you gave? No.

[thebirds]

But that wasn't anything like a rant at all. It was just me stating my thoughts about this town at loud, that's all.

[heavenfang]

It was exactly like a rant, then.

1651 albright lane

[subzero]

[Freeze's condition since dying has improved in these last two days and he's more or less back to full condition. So when he comes home to find a young black haired girl wandering around, he goes in prepared. She may just be a child, but he wouldn't underestimate anyone in this town. So, taking out the freeze gun he keeps in his bag, he approaches Tsukihi.]

What are you doing here?

[thebirds]

Ah-ha! The culprit reveals himself! [She even points the knife at him like there's no way it couldn't be him.] I'll tell you what I'm doing here just as soon as you tell me why you brought me here, kidnapper.

[subzero]

[Yeah that's nice, but guns beat knives and he has one that can freeze you solid girl.]

If I kidnapped you, why would I be asking your reason for being here?

[thebirds]

[She doesn't know that okok.]

How am I supposed to know how the mind of a kidnapper works? Maybe it's supposed to be something like a mind game.

[Phone]

[goddere]

Yes, finally someone who gets it! We need to kick this town's sorry behind in to shape, and a nice, big helping of divine justice is the best way to go about doing it.

[thebirds]

Ah, an ally of justice? If this keeps up, then this place will get the beating it deserves in no time!

[goddere]

Even better than that, a goddess! As a most wonderful fact, I, Kyouka-sama, and omniscient and omnipotent!

[thebirds]

Wait, so I'm talking with a real live goddess?

Bodine Fashion

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna catches Araragi on the way out of the store, almost crashing into her as she storms out.]

Whoa, hey! Sorry about that!

[thebirds]

[FROM STEAMING MAD to calm in a second since oh whoops sudden person in front of her...]

Oh no, it's alright! I should've been looking where I was going.

[drank_the_milk]

I've never seen you around town before. Did you just get here?

[thebirds]

That's right, I just woke up here today.

[ phone ]

[imoutos]

Y-you are.. an agent of justice..? You mean something like D-Doraemon, maybe?

[ nope it's actually imouto justice.. ]

[thebirds]

Like Doraemon, but even better than him! [Except wait a second this voice... and who else talked about Doraemon all the time. (pokerface)] Sen-chan, is that you?

[imoutos]

Sen-chan..? [ well, it would make sense with her last name being sengoku and all, but!! ]

I-it's.. Nadeko. Nadeko Sengoku.

[thebirds]

Well yeah, of course Sen-chan is Nadeko Sengoku. [Nadeko you're being weird... Maybe she should just tell her who this is even though she thought it was obvious. (aha)] This is Tsukihi by the way, Tsukihi Araragi.

bodine fashion

[naicha]

[ What a a weird kid, thought the girl in cat ears and a maid uniform. Actually, she has been looking for a Tsukihi Araragi. Araragi, huh. Sounds familiar. Anyway, she was supposed to drop by her house today. But... she hasn't seen this girl before. It could be her! ]

Um, excuse me! Excuse me! Um, are you Miss Araragi?

[thebirds]

[No it's okay Taiwan hysteria is way weirder than nekomimi and meidos... Oh but there she was raging and now she is INSTANTLY NORMAL again moodswings.jpg man.]

Hm? Yes, that's me.

[naicha]

A-ahaha, wah! Lucky. I was supposed to meet with you today, but I guess we can do that here. Welcome to Mayfield! [ throws her hands up in the air! ] It's not a good place to be in, though... Ah, are you related to Koyomi?

[thebirds]

You were supposed to meet me? [UNSURE I mean okay no that next part is way more relevant.] Wait, never mind that, you know Onii-chan?