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[thebirds]

action / 1651 albright lane;

[So there she was, chilling and all that good stuff when SUDDENLY SHE WAS WAKING UP IN A HOUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW??? Sorry but that does not fly with Tsukihi, and when she realizes that none of her family is here, she knows that it's up to her to figure out what's going on. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ She should probably be more worried than this but SHE IS CONFIDENT!!

And also walking around the house carefully with a kitchen knife. n__n You can never be too cautious right.]


action / bodine fashion;

[You were probably taking a nice walk out and about town, or maybe you were on your merry way for something when you just happened to pass by the local clothing store. Nothing to see here right... Except there probably is, and the sight to see today is one distressed drone worker trying to deal with one very, very angry child.]

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care about any of them at all! The polka-dot one, the striped one, not a single one! You're not even listening to what I'm saying, are you?! [The drone keeps trying to calm her down but (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ NOT TODAY.] God, you're so annoying! Stop trying to act like a cool adult when you can't even listen to the plain words of a kid! The world is in trouble if these are the kinds of people in charge!

[Still sufficiently pissed off, the girl throws the dresses offered to her at the worker and stomps out the store. LIFE IS HARD OKAY.]


phone;

Oho, so this is the situation I've managed to land myself in? Onii-chan would say I've gotten myself into trouble, but it's not like I was looking for it in the first place. Oh well, it's not like solving trouble is anything to new to me.

So worry not, Mayfield! Your lawless lands and problematic lifestyle have gone on long enough--justice itself is now here to help you out! Don't worry, there's no need to thank me, justice will do as justice does. [Wow what kind of girl calls herself justice itself. c_c] A tooth for an eye, a blunt weapon for a tooth... Mmhm, I'll show this town what justice is really like!

Aside from that though, about this... [there's a bit of a lengthy pause until:] Pshaw.

[And with that she hangs up YES SHE QUIT TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER OWN SENTENCE!!]

Comments

[goddere]

Even better than that, a goddess! As a most wonderful fact, I, Kyouka-sama, and omniscient and omnipotent!

[thebirds]

Wait, so I'm talking with a real live goddess?

[goddere]

You most certainly are! I was worshiped in the underground kingdom of Shangri-la as their one and true god!

[thebirds]

Really? [Because you sure don't like it sister...] Wait, but if you're a goddess, how did this place manage to get you too?

[goddere]

Ah, well... I think they got me when I was sleeping. And then they sealed my powers... like they've done everyone else here, apparently...

[thebirds]

Maybe you should be more like an ex-goddess then! Oh, but speaking of powers, does everyone here have something special like that?

[goddere]

Uwah... I don't want to be an ex...

Hmm... nope, I think some people are completely normal so they didn't really lose anything! Well, besides their rights and homes and anything else that didn't come here with them.

[thebirds]

Former goddess then? Or maybe previously a goddess! There's a lot of ways you could go for this.

And here I thought I landed myself in an exciting town filled with nothing but supernatural troublemakers to take care of. Oh well, I guess I can live with a little less trouble than I was expecting.

[goddere]

No no no, I'm definitely still a goddess, I just have to kick their asses and get my stuff back, like my cellphone...

Nyahahaha, well, even if they aren't all like that, there's more than enough that are! It's really interesting~

[thebirds]

A goddess that uses a cellphone? Don't you have a cooler way of communicating, like telepathy or something like that?

It'd be a shame if it wasn't! A boring supernatural person? That would just be sad.

[goddere]

Well, it's a convenient ability called cellphone, but it's kind of like telepathy, so yes!

If they were boring, wouldn't they just be normal? Being supernatural means you have to be interesting!

[thebirds]

"Called" cellphone? So what is it exactly?

Some normal can be interesting if they try hard enough. In reverse, I bet some supernatural people are so boring it's a crime.

[goddere]

Like I said, a convenient ability! Calling, mailing, texting, hacking, things like that~ [Wait, you can't use cell phones for hacking]

Nyahahaha, yeah, when you get down to it, my husban'ds pretty normal, but he can be interesting when it gets down to it!

[thebirds]

Hacking, huh? I guess it really is convenient.

I'm almost glad I got put into a child position. If being an adult means potentially getting paired off with some boring old guy, then no thank you!

[goddere]

Yup, nothing like shutting down some idiot's nervous system when they give you trouble~ [Oh, did we mention all those powers refer to people's brains?]

Oh, right, I guess they do that here, but I'm actually married to my actual husband that I'm married to normally!

[thebirds]

They're nervous system? So is that like killing them completely or putting them into a coma or something?

Whoa, really? I guess you'd call that a stroke of good luck.

[goddere]

Mostly they just pass out for a little while until it wears off! I wouldn't really kill them, probably.

Nyahaha, right? Unfortunately none of the rest of my family's here though.

[thebirds]

Oho, what a kind goddess you are then to be so merciful.

From what I've heard of this place, I don't really know if I'd want my family to come here at all.

[goddere]

Of course~ Real divine punishment has to be given out sparsely or it loses its meaning~

Hmm, I guess that's true... but if all of us were here, I'm pretty sure we'd be unstoppable.

[thebirds]

Please remind me to stay on your good side then. As interesting as it would be to see real divine punishment, I think I'd prefer it if I wasn't on the receiving end of it.

That's right! With all of us so ready to enforce justice, there's no way we can't be stopped.

[goddere]

Nyaha, pretty much anyone wouldn't want to be on the receiving end~

Right! We should definitely team up, um... I don't think I got your name...?

[thebirds]

Oh, that's right! Pardon me. My name is Tsukihi Araragi. It's a pleasure to make acquaintance with a goddess!

[goddere]

Nice to meet you, Tuskihi! I'm Kyouka Midarezaki! It's always a pleasure to meet adventurous new allies of justice!

[thebirds]

Kyouka-chan then! I hope we can both continue to meet allies of justice throughout this town.