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mayfield_rpg2012-08-10 05:57 pm
nyanpire) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-08-10 05:57 pm
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Kitty-robics! Cats-ercise! Nya-thletics!
[Action - 1649 Albright]
[There's a package on the doorstep for Nyanpire, but it's several times larger than him. And heavy, very heavy. He's trying his best to shove it inside so he can open it, but there's no real progress being made. It's stuck against the bottom of the door frame.]
Help! I need help! Nyaaaaaaa!
[Action - Park]
[Mayfield was a pretty scary place. The phone had some people saying some pretty serious stuff. Something bad could happen to his friends and any moment, and he didn't want that! He'd have to protect them! And the only way to do that, tiny-tiny as he was, was to get stronger. Up until now, he hadn't been too sure how to go about this. But he had just gotten back the giant pile of fitness gear and health products that Masamunya had bought for him. So now he was gonna use them! And get strong! And protect everyone!
So there's a little kitty with little kitty-sized weights on his legs, and a sweatband on his head, and a wagon full of highly questionable vitamin supplements nearby. The kitty is working out quite hard, doing side lunges and squats and running around in circles... and occasionally just falling over and panting and looking quite exhausted.]
N... nyaa... it's hard to be strong...
[There's a package on the doorstep for Nyanpire, but it's several times larger than him. And heavy, very heavy. He's trying his best to shove it inside so he can open it, but there's no real progress being made. It's stuck against the bottom of the door frame.]
Help! I need help! Nyaaaaaaa!
[Action - Park]
[Mayfield was a pretty scary place. The phone had some people saying some pretty serious stuff. Something bad could happen to his friends and any moment, and he didn't want that! He'd have to protect them! And the only way to do that, tiny-tiny as he was, was to get stronger. Up until now, he hadn't been too sure how to go about this. But he had just gotten back the giant pile of fitness gear and health products that Masamunya had bought for him. So now he was gonna use them! And get strong! And protect everyone!
So there's a little kitty with little kitty-sized weights on his legs, and a sweatband on his head, and a wagon full of highly questionable vitamin supplements nearby. The kitty is working out quite hard, doing side lunges and squats and running around in circles... and occasionally just falling over and panting and looking quite exhausted.]
N... nyaa... it's hard to be strong...
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Getting strong to protect your friends is a very good cause. I'm Saori and maybe I might be able to help. What can do you so far?
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Saori... [A pretty name!] ...I just started today, nyaa. So... so I can pounce! And claw!
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Okay that's do-able but...wait, are those wings on your back?
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I have wings because I'm a vampire cat!
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[Her eye might have twitched there but then she tries to stop herself from laughing. This had to be the most adorable vampire she ever came across. The little black cat reminded her of her mentor's cat form except Nyanpire was much smaller. There was the fact said mentor was a vampire hunter so there's a touch of ironic humor. ]
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You... you believe me, nyaa? It's true! I have wings and fangs and a cross...
[There is indeed a little yellow cross on his belly. He's sitting up so that she can easily see. And kittens usually have much smaller incisors than that...]
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You're very different from the vampires in my home, that's for sure.
Back home if a vampire got too gluteous, we'd have to hunt them but I don't think you'd do such a thing. Right?
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That tickles! Nyaa, it tickles, Saori!
...nyaa? Different? How am I different? I drink blood... and I'm gonna live forever...
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Well vampires are mostly humans, that's why. I never heard of a vampire making an animal a vampire before.
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[He makes a tiny, claw-less little swat at her.]
Ooh... the vampire that made me was a human-looking vampire... I've never met other Nyanpires like meow.
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Yeah...funny enough, I know someone who kinda looks like you except he's much more serious and grumpy. He's not a vampire though, he's actually the opposite.
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Nyaa... Serious and grumpy... do you know Masamunya?! He's a samurai! Is... is that the opposite of a vampire?
[He has no idea what the opposite of a vampire is.]
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[Saori would sweatdrop if she could. That does gets a snicker out of her.]
No, not really. The friend I was referring is actually...a vampire hunter.
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[And then GASP. SHOCK AND HORROR.]
V-v-v-vampire hunter, nyaa?!
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[She laughs sheepishly.]
Yeah. He's a cat demon who specializes in fighting vampires but I'm actually his boss so if he ever comes here, I'll make sure he won't harm you. Besides, his orders are only to defeat those causing too much trouble.
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I don't cause trouble, nyaa! I'm good! The big vampire lady told me to be good! But, but I'm ALWAYS good!
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[She scratches behind his ears to calm him down.]
That's good. Promise you'll keep that way, okay?