Kitty-robics! Cats-ercise! Nya-thletics!

[nyanpire]

[Action - 1649 Albright]

[There's a package on the doorstep for Nyanpire, but it's several times larger than him. And heavy, very heavy. He's trying his best to shove it inside so he can open it, but there's no real progress being made. It's stuck against the bottom of the door frame.]

Help! I need help! Nyaaaaaaa!

[Action - Park]

[Mayfield was a pretty scary place. The phone had some people saying some pretty serious stuff. Something bad could happen to his friends and any moment, and he didn't want that! He'd have to protect them! And the only way to do that, tiny-tiny as he was, was to get stronger. Up until now, he hadn't been too sure how to go about this. But he had just gotten back the giant pile of fitness gear and health products that Masamunya had bought for him. So now he was gonna use them! And get strong! And protect everyone!

So there's a little kitty with little kitty-sized weights on his legs, and a sweatband on his head, and a wagon full of highly questionable vitamin supplements nearby. The kitty is working out quite hard, doing side lunges and squats and running around in circles... and occasionally just falling over and panting and looking quite exhausted.]

N... nyaa... it's hard to be strong...

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park

[imstillhere]

[Just surfing on his solar surfer...when he see's a cat doing a workout...oooookay. Just going to glide by and turn the board off. Setting it aside, he crouches down in front of the cat.]

What are you doing?

[nyanpire]

[Nyanpire stops after a particularly intense bout of jumps, and looks up at the newcomer.]

Nyaa! I'm.... I'm exercising!

[He sounds a bit winded.]

[imstillhere]

...Why? You're a pet aren't you? Don't you just lounge around or something?

[nyanpire]

Nyo! I can't lounge around! N...not when it's dangerous! And my friends get hurt!

[He strikes a tough pose.]

I'm gonnya get strong and protect them, nyaa!

[imstillhere]

[Jim smirks as he scratches his cheek.]

Oh yeah? What are you able to do so far?

action - park

[needsteaplz]

[Saori was in the park, reading a book when she happens to hear Nyanpire during his training. Curious, she peaks over her book and watches for a bit. When he does fall over, she leaves her book on the bench and goes over to him.]

It is, sweetie, but don't give up. How come you're training?

Action - Park

[recklessice]

[Kaito can't... He can't stop laughing, although he tried his best to hides the laugh by covering his mouth. Kaito was there ten minutes earlier and he noticed a 'Nyan Cat' in vampire version doing some sort of workout. Kaito could have support him, but the scene is just too funny and cute!]

[justdumbluck]

[The sight is so strange that, even after nearly becoming accustomed to what Mayfield can throw at him, Firo has to stop and stare for a moment.]

A cat..?

[He comes closer and leans down to verify that, yes, it is a cat or something similar.]

Um... What're you doin'?

Action - Park

[nyanpire]

[Nyanpire is not particularly aware, sometimes. He has managed to go through a set of squats, then some laps, and quite a bit of running on the spot without noticing that he was being laughed at. It's only when he attempts push-ups, fails after two, and winds up flumped on the grass that he catches on.]

...nyaa, it's nyot funny.

[nyanpire]

This! I can do THIS!

[He trots over to the wagonload of supplements, sets a small bottle of vitamins out on the grass, then backs away from it. After a good distance is reached, he hunkers down with a very, very serious face. There's only a little wiggle of his behind... and then he CHARGES! And POUNCES! And drags that mean ol' bottle into a roll, where he proceeds to claw at it like mad!

...pretty standard cat stuff.]

[nyanpire]

Nyaa... haah... haaa... aaa?

[Oh. There was a lady coming over to him? With such pretty red hair...

He attempts to get up, but doesn't succeed. He winds up rolling around a bit on the grass instead.]

I gotta protect my friends! I gotta get strong....

[imstillhere]

[Okay, Jim is having a very hard time not laughing at this.]

O-Oh t-that's pretty impressive....

[He has a hand to his mouth as he watches, surprassing on coming laughter.]

Action - Park

[recklessice]

[Got caught by the cat, Kaito finally stops. He brings himself towards the black cat, apologizing.]

I'm sorry, but I can't stand it! You're too cute to do all the workout. What about it anyway?

[nyanpire]

[Nyanpire does not catch the laughing. This is why he is springing up from his vicious assault to pose proudly.]

And the more I work out, the more impurrressive I'll be!

[nyanpire]

I'm nyot being cute! I wanna be TOUGH!

[He flexes! There is not much to flex.]

I gotta get strong to protect my friends, nyaa!

[recklessice]

[...Too cute to watch.]

Is that so? It gotta take weeks or months to be strong though. It's one tough exercise!

[needsteaplz]

[She laughs softly and helps him up.]

Getting strong to protect your friends is a very good cause. I'm Saori and maybe I might be able to help. What can do you so far?

Park

[ooeeooahah]

[ She doesn't mean to sneak up on him, but Nyanpire is very focused. ]

Be careful to not hurt yourself.

[nyanpire]

[A cat! A cat with little bat wings and a serious look when he stops and turns to face this new onlooker.]

Exercising! I'm training! I'm gonna get STRONG, nyaa!

[nyanpire]

Weeks... months....

[His ears droop. His wings droop. It would take that long? What he really needs is a montage.]

Nyaa.... I've still gotta try!

[nyanpire]

[It's easy enough to set him right. He's just a kitten, after all.]

Saori... [A pretty name!] ...I just started today, nyaa. So... so I can pounce! And claw!

[nyanpire]

Nyaa!

[He stops after a side-stretch and spins himself around towards Ilsa.]

Ilsa! I'm careful, Ilsa! I'm nyot gonna hurt myself, nyaa!

park

[snacklist]

[Nyanpire was... exercising. This might just be the cutest thing that Al has ever seen in his entire life, so don't mind if he's practically sparkling when he comes over to watch.]

[ooeeooahah]

[ She kneels to skritch him behind the ears. ]

You know to play to your strengths, yes?

[Park]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Just when Sniper thought nothing Mayfield threw at him would surprise him. So he's just gonna ... stare for a bit.*

Well. I'm glad yer not fifty feet tall anymore. What uh.. what're ya doin' mate?