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[thebeastwithout]

[action, downtown Mayfield]
[People are, by now, perhaps accustomed to seeing strange green animals that had no business wandering around a 1950s neighborhood doing exactly that.

They may not, however, be accustomed to seeing lumbering green stegosauri being used as large billboards.]

Do you want to be a superhero? You, too, can save countless lives by joining the awesome cool superhero team, the Teen Titans! Auditions Saturday 7/26, 1124 Taylor, all day!

[phone]
~When there's trouble, you know who to caaaaall - TeEn tItANs!!
Mayfield sucks, but we're still standing taaaaaall - TEEN TITANS!!!
We'll beat up Zemekis once and for all.
Then we'll have a buncha tofu dogs...zall
'Cause when the - wait does it still need to rhyme with 'all'? How did this go again? Who even wrote this thing?

I mean, uh. Friends! Mayfieldians! Countrymen! Lend me your video games! This is your chance to shine; that's right, you heard me. For a limited time, you, too, can join the prestigious Jump City based superhero team, the Teen Titans! You don't even hafta be a teen, we'll totally take anyone. The only requirements are that you wanna kick Mayfield's butt. ...And you've gotta be really cool. And if anyone wants to codename themselves Robin, Starfire, Raven, or Cyborg and wear these special costumes I made, that's fine, too. Auditions will be this Saturday at 1124 Taylor, all day.

Oh, and Cain and Terra, you guys're totally my other two judges. I'm the nice guy and Terra's the girl, so Cain, you've gotta be the mean one.

[action, park]
[Beast Boy can be found later that day in the park with what appears to be... a smiling Raven. The apocalypse is surely nigh.]

Hey, Raven. Why do ducks quack?

Gee, Garfield! I don't know!

Sh! I said, call me Beast Boy.

OK, Garfield!

Ugh, no, whatever. Look, they quack 'cause they get all quacked up by my jokes.

Hahahahaha! You're so funny, Garfield! Tell me more!

......Yeah, no, this is totally not gonna work.

[And whenever he gets rid of the drone, Beast Boy sighs a little and sits by the edge of the pond, throwing in little rocks.]

Comments

Park

[imstillhere]

[Hey Beast Boy, why so sad?

Jim was flying overhead when he heard your conversation, pfft, Garfield? Whatevs, he see's the green kid now sitting by the pond and Jim is just flying over the water on his AWESOME SOLAR BOARD THANKS, and stop in front him.]

Hey there, Garfield, what's up?

[thebeastwithout]

Gaaah!

[Beast Boy pops into a turtle and spins around in the air for a few moments before reverting to normal.]

Geez, don't say it so loud! Where did you hear that name?!

[phone].

[littleredwolf]

What is a 'superhero' and why should anyone want to be one?

[Because as far as she can tell, the Teen Titans must be a band of really untalented bards. What even was that song?]

[thebeastwithout]

Superheroes are exactly what they sound like! We're heroes! We protect the innocent, fight off crime, and give bad guys a big kick in the butt.

You totally wanna join because you want to be the good guy. Also we have pizza parties.

Phone

[abravelikehero]

I'm not really sure about joining a group, though if I did I want to be the Red Prism Ranger.

But other than that, hey, do you have a CD single for your theme song? It sounds fun.

[thebeastwithout]

...That sounds kinda like a knock-off of a show I used to watch when I was a kid, but that show was awesome so you're good. Why don't you wanna join?

And dude, we have karaoke tracks. We should have a karaoke night one day.

[Phone]

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg all help you take on this town yes sir.

Old Gregg not gonna let this witch town win. No sir. Gotta all get back to his nice cave.

[thebeastwithout]

...

Great! Uh. ...We're gonna have to do something about that name, though. Maybe Superhero Gregg.

Action - Downtown - ...Annnd since she doesn't know about his powers...

[est33medpouncellor]

What's this what's this? You smell like-

"HEY! You're the sad guy furrom the milkshake place..!" WOW NEPETA, REALLY?

...At least she can see your sign (who can't). "...I could be a supurr hero..??"

[thebeastwithout]

Hey!

[Fwoomph. Beast Boy shrinks down and the giant sign clobbers him on the head as it clatters to the ground. After rubbing his head for a few moments...]

Dude, whaddaya mean 'sad guy'? Champions of humanity aren't sad; we just have... off-days.

Phone

[cosmicbond]

A superhero team?

[Gentarou is grinning widely at the thought.]

Do we need to have our stuff to audition? The town hasn't given mine back to me yet.

[thebeastwithout]

Wellll.... I mean, there's not much to audition if you don't have anything to show, so I guess you can just kinda talk about it.

Park

[bread_goes_bip]

[Death watches the scene play out with drone!Raven before approaching]

No luck, huh?

[thebeastwithout]

Huh?

...You kidding? That was the most she's ever laughed at one of my jokes.

Downtown Mayfield

[paradisemiko]

(See, the sign's all nice and attention grabbing and stuff, but it just doesn't compare to a dinosaur. Sorry, BB.

Have a shrine maiden riding her flying turtle as she closes in out of curiosity.)

I guess that's one way to advertise. People will probably want dinosaurs there now.

[thebeastwithout]

[Dinosaurs are always the more important thing, anyway. Beast Boy continues to stomp down the street for a few moments before reverting for a few seconds.]

Dude.

What's with all of these weird things flying?

downtown mayfield

[calmingmelody]

[hurrrr what is reading]

(You've got a thing on your back.)

[thebeastwithout]

[Don't worry; reading is for losers.]

(Hey! Yeah, I know! I spent like, two hours making it yesterday.)

Action Downtown

[bakyurascarf]

[At first, Kida was intrigued by the sudden creature here in Mayfield. But superheroes?]

Hmm... A superhero, eh?

[thebeastwithout]

[The dinosaur rumbles to a halt as the small squishable human comments. Beast Boy snorts a little and nods in agreement.]

Park

[forgotten_titan]

[Another rock sails through the air, making a tiny splash on the surface of the pool. Terra throws another pebble into the water before she takes a seat next to him.]

Hey.

[thebeastwithout]

Terra! ...Heya.

[Beast Boy plasters on his normal bright smile.]

What're you doing 'round here?

[phone]

[noluckduck]

You know you're gonna get droned if ya try anythin' funny, right?

[thebeastwithout]

Hah! Heroes fight evil even in the face of continued perversity! [adversity] They'll have to come up with something better than that!

[phone]

[quickly]

Yeah, I've never heard 'a this Titans crap, but I'm super fast and pretty much like a superhero so I could join ya. Maybe. I ain't doin' no audition though, that's lame.

[thebeastwithout]

H-Hey, watch what you're calling 'crap', dude. And you're free to try and be the next Flash if ya want, but I can't just let anyone in, ya know?

downtown

[1st_superhero]

[Gilgamesh stops and calls at the green dinosaur

Hey, do I get a ride? Because I'm already a superhero!

[thebeastwithout]

[No rides on the dinosaurs, dude. Totally not part of the plan. Beast Boy swings around and snorts a little in Gilgamesh's face.]

Phone

[adropofjupiter]

Oi! Beast Boy! Do I really have to try out? You already know what I can do.

[thebeastwithout]

Sorry! You've gotta run it past my other judges, too. We've got to make this fair!

Phone

[kinship]

Can't there be two nice guy judges? I don't want to be the mean one... or Terra could be the mean one.

[thebeastwithout]

Well. You'd hafta be the girl if Terra's the mean one.