tempting fate

[pkrincess]

[phone]

I'm Kumatora, and I've got a quick message for all the dumb guys out there.

And I mean just the dumb ones, 'cause here's the message: I dare ya to try messin' with me today. You can if ya want, but I'm gonna make ya regret it later. Just thought I oughta say that.

[action; around town]

[If, for whatever reason, any male (or female) inhabitants would still like to bother Kumatora, they can encounter her in a few locations:]

a) 846 Goldberg: Kumatora's daily routine includes a whole lot of nothing, typically, but family members could find her snacking on something in the kitchen, or slothing in the living room or her bedroom.

b) the park: Find her climbing trees, taking a nap, or just strolling about.

c) the streets: Find her zipping around on her bike at dangerous speeds, or see her on a little break where she'll be resting in the shade of a tree.]

Comments

C: FATHER'S DAY HARD MODE!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Better watch where you're going, Kumatora! This guy just popped up out of nowhere, leisurely strutting toward an intersection from behind a nearby house. And he's not watching for people living dangerously on bicycles.]

[pkrincess]

[She can always swerve at the very last second. So instead of immediately altering course, she shouts instead.]

Hey! Get outta the way!

I had this written out and then accidentally reloaded the page ... XD

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu jumps backward in surprise as Kumatora speeds past!]

By the speeding bullets of Buffalo Bill! I implore you to more carefully caress the concrete!

[pkrincess]

[Kumatora makes a face and puts the brakes on hard. She glances back at him.]

Huh?

That's what that even mean?

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Now Key-Fu's pointing dramatically at Kumatora!]

Touch your treads lightly as you travel, lest the sidewalk seek sanguine succor!

[webball]

And what about dumb GIRLS, out of curiousity...?

[pkrincess]

I dunno. What about 'em?

[webball]

Whuh... So it's just guys who would mess with you? Why is that?

[pkrincess]

It's 'cause the town gives guys the special power today. Girls I don't gotta worry about.

C

[768mph]

[Kumatora might notice blue quills to her right if she manages to look over that way.]

Hey! How's it goin'?

[pkrincess]

[She does notice! Sort of hard to miss a blue hedgehog. A bit more surprise might show on her face if she wasn't already used to seeing weird things.]

Yo. I'm doin' OK.

…Um. How 'bout you?

[768mph]

Great.

[He's now running backwards...keeping steady pace.]

Do you always bike-ride this fast?

[pkrincess]

Most of the time. I like goin' fast.

[She's watching him pretty close now, though, and as a result she almost drifts into a parked car. She swerves to correct herself, barely avoiding a crash.]

How fast can you go?

[768mph]

Well...right now...

[He bursts ahead, easily tripling his speed, then sprints back just as fast.]

A little bit faster than that. Though that'd be nothing if I had all my speed back.

C: Dad Mode Engaged

[bailedontheempire]

[Bail frowns a bit at the excessive speed and calls out, with no idea what's going on]

Miss, you should really slow down. That's a bit dangerous.

[pkrincess]

Alright, alright.

[Kumatora immediately engages the breaks and slows to about half her previous speed. She turns the bike around to ride by him again.]

This is kinda boring now, ya know.

[bailedontheempire]

[He's a bit surprised that that... worked]

But less likely to cause injuries.

[pkrincess]

I've never hit anybody. I can handle goin' that fast.

[bailedontheempire]

Other people and small animals are unpredictable.

action a/phone

[a_gentle_boy]

K-Kumatora!!

[Lucas practically falls down the stairs after hearing what Kumatora was saying on the phone.]

I... I politely request that you not go looking for trouble today!

[pkrincess]

[She glances over.]

I won't, now that ya said that, but I wasn't goin' to anyways.

I'm just givin' everybody a warning. Thought it'd be a good idea.

[a_gentle_boy]

Kumatora, you know that'll just make people want to do weird things even more.

[pkrincess]

Why? They should know that I can probably kick their butts.

[Phone]

[handsoffmyskirt]

Do people usually try messing with you?

[pkrincess]

Nope.

I'm just makin' sure that they know not to try it.