tempting fate

[pkrincess]

[phone]

I'm Kumatora, and I've got a quick message for all the dumb guys out there.

And I mean just the dumb ones, 'cause here's the message: I dare ya to try messin' with me today. You can if ya want, but I'm gonna make ya regret it later. Just thought I oughta say that.

[action; around town]

[If, for whatever reason, any male (or female) inhabitants would still like to bother Kumatora, they can encounter her in a few locations:]

a) 846 Goldberg: Kumatora's daily routine includes a whole lot of nothing, typically, but family members could find her snacking on something in the kitchen, or slothing in the living room or her bedroom.

b) the park: Find her climbing trees, taking a nap, or just strolling about.

c) the streets: Find her zipping around on her bike at dangerous speeds, or see her on a little break where she'll be resting in the shade of a tree.]

Comments

[pkrincess]

[She can always swerve at the very last second. So instead of immediately altering course, she shouts instead.]

Hey! Get outta the way!

I had this written out and then accidentally reloaded the page ... XD

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu jumps backward in surprise as Kumatora speeds past!]

By the speeding bullets of Buffalo Bill! I implore you to more carefully caress the concrete!

[pkrincess]

[Kumatora makes a face and puts the brakes on hard. She glances back at him.]

Huh?

That's what that even mean?

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Now Key-Fu's pointing dramatically at Kumatora!]

Touch your treads lightly as you travel, lest the sidewalk seek sanguine succor!

*what's that even mean, nice proofreading wow

[pkrincess]

[She stares at him for a second, then she sighs.]

Um. So you're tellin' me to be more careful on my bike. Right?

We could just chalk that up to Key-Fu's influence. :D

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu takes a stereotypically heroic stance, putting his fists on his hips and giving a generous nod. That crosseyed grin has not once left his face.]

Indeed! Lemonade, not lifeblood, must be your libation this day!

[pkrincess]

OK.

I'm not really thirsty, though.

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu is giving a thumbs up of approval anyway!]

Then look forward to the tidings of tempting tipple!

[... Is he suggesting Kumatora drink hard lemonade?]

[pkrincess]

[Does anybody know?]

Sure thing, funny guy. I'll be lookin' forwards and backwards.

[monk_of_keyfu]

I must dissent to such designs! To look backwards to such pleasantry shall produce a time paradox!