tempting fate

[pkrincess]

[phone]

I'm Kumatora, and I've got a quick message for all the dumb guys out there.

And I mean just the dumb ones, 'cause here's the message: I dare ya to try messin' with me today. You can if ya want, but I'm gonna make ya regret it later. Just thought I oughta say that.

[action; around town]

[If, for whatever reason, any male (or female) inhabitants would still like to bother Kumatora, they can encounter her in a few locations:]

a) 846 Goldberg: Kumatora's daily routine includes a whole lot of nothing, typically, but family members could find her snacking on something in the kitchen, or slothing in the living room or her bedroom.

b) the park: Find her climbing trees, taking a nap, or just strolling about.

c) the streets: Find her zipping around on her bike at dangerous speeds, or see her on a little break where she'll be resting in the shade of a tree.]

Comments

[pkrincess]

Wow. Huh.

[Does she sound jealous? Yeah, a little.]

How do ya get your legs goin' like that?

[768mph]

Practice. And good stretching techniques.

[Though it helped that he was naturally-unnaturally fast.]

[pkrincess]

I don't think I could run that fast no matter how much practice and stretching I did.

[768mph]

Ya never know until you try.

And even then, you're probably good at something else.

[pkrincess]

Well. Yeah, that's true.

It's nothin' worth gettin' mopey about, I guess, but bein' that fast looks like it'd be a lot of fun.

[768mph]

It is.

[Hmmm...]

If there's enough room on that bike...maybe I could give you a taste of it.

[pkrincess]

Give it a shot.

[She scoots forward on the seat, assuming that's where he needs the room.]

[768mph]

All right.

[Sonic pops onto the bike behind her, just barely getting getting to the pedals.]

Hold on tight!

[pkrincess]

Got it!

[She puts a vice-like grip on the handlebars and leans forward.]

[768mph]

Here we go then!

[And Sonic begins pumping away, making sure they're on a nice straight-away before he does so.]

[pkrincess]

[As soon as the accelerations starts and they reach a speed that most people would unanimously consider "awesome," Kumatora begins to shout both joyfully and incoherently.

Sorry Bail, they'll watch out for other people and small animals, but this is basically the coolest.]

[768mph]

Pretty cool huh?

[Sonic is enjoying the bike ride too, keeping his eyes sharply on the road where he can see it.]

[pkrincess]

Yeah! Pretty cool!

[She keeps her eyes on the road, too, because hitting something going this fast really would be terrible for everyone involved.]