mayfield_rpg | imitation/fake 02: an unlit forge [broom?]

[[OOC: AU Details herein. So what if Archer, that is Shirou Emiya, never experienced the event that made him what he was? The accident that took his family and all he knew away from him never happened. The destroyed Grail and its contents never razed his home to the ground, Kiritsugu died alone and unmourned, and the inevitable Fifth Heaven's Feel didn't involve him. Well, Shirou would grow up into someone like the idealistic derp he would have been, but without all-consuming ideals or an obsession with helping others and lacking his own sense of self. Any desire he has to be compassionate growing up steadily matures with his age, and picks up some of Archer's cynicism and snark but remains a somewhat childish, overly-charitable man who lives a fairly simple existence...as a janitor for his old high school.]]

[Morning - 768 Bunker - Housemates and Unexpected Visitors]

[Another day, another morning in the bizarre and slightly alarming town of Mayfield. Shirou didn't really quite understand a lot of events that happened when he thought about it. Apparently, some girl he knew in high school told him a lot of things at some point...Rin, was it? It seemed pretty important in his memory, but he never really thought much of her, even back then. A lot of things in his memory in Mayfield and what he knew of himself didn't add up...which was amazing considering how little time he had spent here.

Oh, well. He figured his 'wife' would be awake soon so he was busily putting together a breakfast for both The Handmaid [he really DID need to ask if she had a name that was easier to use in conversation] and himself. In an apron. While humming a jaunty tune to himself and looking unrionically at peace. Even though Mayfield was a pretty stressful place, something like his old hobby of cooking was very therapeutic for him. So the smell of some delicious omelets are floating around the house...and near the window for anyone passing by.]

[Afternoon - Main Street Barber Shop - Open]

Um...good as new! I think.

[Shirou really hated this job. He knew absolutely nothing about cutting, styling, or anything else involving hair. Him being such an abysmal failure at it might have explained why his hair whitened so early. Or if one needed less cosmic evidence for how much he sucked at being a barber, one only need look at recent drone customers. The lucky ones have a few misshapen hairdos. The truly horrific ones have nearly lost all of their hair with some messily-bandaged cuts here and there (he himself having applied said bandages), and some have somehow gained afros. Of course, drones being drones, they don't seem to mind.]

Oh thank you, Mr. Emiya! I look positively wonderful. [Quote the drone woman who's stereotypical 50s hair had been reduced to a boyish crew cut. Shirou would just laugh nervously and wave at her as she left with a plastic smile on her face.]

Ahahaha...sure. No problem. [He really wishes he was somewhere else right now. Approach him or the horrible abominations he has created?]

[Evening - Phone - Unfiltered]

Hey, uh...is it just me or have a lot of people been acting more strangely than lately? I mean, yeah, this place is pretty weird already with a lot of weird people...erm. I mean that in a good way. I think. But, yeah, is everything alright? This is a creepy and messed up town already. It doesn't do any of us good if we're restless, right?

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No offense taken, being one of those 'weird people', ze. But it's kinda like someone opened a can of bad-guy spinach or something that made 'em a lot more active than before.

I'm kinda tired of having to deal with so many of them. I'm only a part-time vampire hunter anyways.

[ooc: Marisa has been AU'd into the Koumajou Densetsu AU aka Touhou Castlevania.]

I know, right? This town always gave me the creeps already, but now it feels like a lot of people are ready to bash milk bottles over people's heads.

...vampire hunter, you say?

Part-time, ze. I usually only get involved when it's too much for my best friend to handle - she's the full-time hunter - or I get really bored. She's acting all funny too and there have been too many vampires active, so I had to go deal with 'em.

Totally sucks, ze. I'd rather be doing research. Or at least watch the idiots fighting over stupid stuff and see if I can learn to adapt their magic. At least that would be interesting.

[A pause.]

...I should probably do that introducing thing, right? Marisa Kirisame.

I'd rather be home and in an environment I don't have to keep looking over my shoulder for, but we both seem to be out of luck.

Oh...right, I almost forgot myself. I'm Shirou. Shirou Emiya. A lot of people call me 'Archer', though. Please don't.

[Just wait for him to say the exact opposite a few days later.]

No problem, Shirou. I'll call you whatever you want to be called.

And yeah, Mayfield kinda makes that whole 'being safe' thing kinda impossible all the time. What's your home like?

Eh...pretty boring. It's a standard Japanese urban city. I work as a janitor at my old high school. Though it

What's your home like? I'm a bit curious, if hunting vampires is really a 'thing' there.

Ah, you're from the Outside World then. That's pretty cool. At least I think it is.

I'm from Gensokyo, which is in Japan, but hidden behind a barrier keeping it separate from the Outside World. Mostly for the protection of all the humans, ze. It's full of youkai, vampires, oni, even some gods. A place where magic is all around. I'm one of the few humans there.

Huh. Really?

Guess I shouldn't be too surprised, though. Even people I thought were just annoying in my world apparently have magical powers.

Magic is a part of my life. It was hard adjusting at first to being here without it. I'm a witch, ze.

I was surprised to learn about how many other places had magic, myself. Gensokyo kinda exists because most humans of the Outside World stopped believing in magic. All the youkai and magical beings needed someplace to go before they faded away. So it's been really neat picking up magical techniques and spells from other magic users here.

And learning about other magic systems. Finding out what's compatible with my magic and style, and what's not. Totally fascinating, ze.

imitation/fake 02: an unlit forge [broom?]

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Ffff...I just realized that post wasn't finished. YOU SAW NOTHING.

I didn't even notice. YOUR PLAN WORKED.^^