mayfield_rpg | 03. AUFIELD - OBEY, CONSUME, DESTROY.

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03. AUFIELD - OBEY, CONSUME, DESTROY.

♣ Roxy Lalonde was not raised by the carapaces, but instead the Batterwitch/Her Imperial Condescension herself once her meteor arrived. Think of if Superman was found by papa Luthor and not the Kent family? Yeah, obviously Roxy did not turn out to be the nicest of people. She was raised as a spoiled princess, but also as a warrior. An irony that the last female on Earth would be entrusted with such a task. Yup, she was raised to kill the last male: Dirk Strider. Which, she successfully did so in this timeline.

Note worthy things:
- She will still be sarcastic, but more cruel and bitchy.
- Will use fishpuns, as she was raised to love them.
- Very protective of marine life and the lakes/rivers of Mayfield.
- Conflicted on if she has loyalty towards those who look like her (humans) or the only "mother" she ever knew, her sea-dwelling adoptive one.
- Warped view on relationships: ala, love and friendship since she was raised with troll mannerisms and terminology.

[A: The Rec Center / action / ANYONE WELCOMED]

[ There's a teenaged blonde girl, bikini-clad and all, lounging in the pool. Maybe because of her snarky comments or the fact she already had blood on her hands from a tussle earlier with someone: she did not look like the nicest of people to be around. So she had the pool all to herself. Go bug her, if you daaaaaaare! ]

[B: 1650 Albright Lane / action / FAMILY]

[ Loud thumps and clanks came from the bedroom of the usually drunk daughter. Here, instead of a brightly pink room, there was a bit of darkness in the room. Dark curtains were put up and Roxy was currently standing on the edge of her night stand to hammer in some fish net decor. The allowance she got was easily spent on the tacky fisherman/aquatic decor. Fuck that, she deserved the best so why the hell wouldn't she have it? She continued to make a shit load of noise without any care, working towards making her room presentable to any guests she invited over. ]

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[[This Astral believes he was raised on Earth, where he somewhat recently inherited the role of 'ESPer Robin'... ...Which, in his REAL universe, is a TV Show with Kaimen Rider/Power Ranger elements hahaha. Shonen Hero traits abound! But otherwise he's still his blue alien looking self.~~Also that's kinda an awesome au just saying. o0o~~]]

Astral is evidently immune to your aura of 'GO AWAY', because despite the clear emptiness of the pool area, he's come here anyway. Perhaps if he knew you were raised by the Condesce he'd be a little less likely to come in here eh?

As it is, he's got swim shorts ALA Mayfield, and seems to be preparing to swim; used to do it all the time in gym back home, or so he believes!

[ Roxy enjoyed the solitude. The whole town smelled of pollution and industrialism. She was getting sick of it. She missed the smell of the ocean pretty badly, so this was her closest escape. With a bit of bitching, she finally got her alone time in the pool.

She was floating on her back with an oversized inflatable donut keeping her aloof while she sipped on an iced tea. Pulling her sunglasses down, she began to growl out. ]

What the halibut? Didn't you see the big sign: DON'T FLIPPING SWIM HERE, outside? Pretty sure that's obvious so go play with your blowhole and scram.

OOPS. A drone probably moved that sign, because he sure as heck didn't see one.

Also... Fish? You have a somewhat raised eyebrow. "Unfortunately, I can't say I did- there was no sign when I came in." Uh...

"...Are you a relative of someone named Feferi at all?" He- He doesn't know how troll biology works okay, but you sound a lot like her..!!

...Also what the heck does she mean by blowhole.

Glubbing typical. Second time this has happened.

[ Rolling her eyes, she continued to sip on her drink. ]

Feferi? Not in any way I gave a dam about. Why the shell are you staring so hard? Never sean a babe in the water???

"Ah- Then, the Empress?" ...Alright that works.

"Sorry- Actually... I'm trying to guess what you meant by blowhole... I've never heard that one..!"

Her Imperial Condescension to unfaithful land lovers like you.

[ She ups her tone. ]

Do I have to shell it out for you? I'm not a wading sex talk service, go get off on blowholes somewhere else.

Raised eyebrows.

"Eh... Forgive me; I didn't realize that was her proper title!" But...

...Wat. "...I..." WHAAAT. "...I don't even have a gender..." ...The hell are you, Astral.

You bet your gills it is. Anyone who dares speak otherwise gets a proper gutting.

[ Dramatic slurp of her drink. ]

Don't matter what gender you are, you can still go blowhole yourself.

"Ah. In that case, pleasure to meet you," he decides, giving a bow. That's what you do with royalty after all right?

And....

"...Somehow I don't think I want to..."

[ Pleasure? This person was dense. If not asking for trouble. She dipped back into the water, not making eye contact. ]

Yeah yeah, you should be happy to sea someone like me. Unless you got other business, clamscray.

"Swimming, actually. It's not at all like the ocean back home, but it's as close as I can get here," he states.

...Annnd then he's underwater. Quite far from your end of the pool though. He doesn't surface for some time- evidently, he likes being under more than above, despite the need to breathe.

Yeah, the chlorine is like choking on acid. But, it'll do until I can get back to the ocean.

[ She narrows her eyes, watching as he dives in. H-hey! ]

You're wading in dangerous waters..

Between dives, he'll respond- First up... "Agreed. If any sort of fish or coral were to be placed in here for even a short amount of time, they would definitely be killed..." Hnnn...

And eh? "Ah- I will keep my distance, if you wish!" NO ASTRAL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE WATER. DUH.

Good fuckin' like trying to carp those. The offishuls in this town would never do anything good for the marine life. They'd most likely put fish in just to toy with them.

[ Pauses. ]

...Not quite what I meant.

He has to nod about the fish. "Indeed... And in the end, tank life would not be appropriate for what is used to the seas at all." Hahhh.

And ehhh? "It is not?"

[oh yeah. he totally dares.

then again, it's not like behavior like this is particularly weird coming from Roxy; as far as Once-ler knows, she's always been like this. having spotted her entering the rec center on his way home from the bakery and subsequently deciding to follow her in, he takes a seat in one of the beach chairs near the edge of the pool, stretching out with a yawn.

after a few minutes of watching her, he reaches down into the bag he brought with him from the bakery and digs inside for a cupcake, then glances over at her.]

Want one?

[ Perhaps Once-ler was the only one who didn't make her want to drive an oversized fork in him. Maybe they got into some heated tussles, but hey, it was all pretty much love-hate tough love kinda thing. ]
If those cupcakes don't have sprinkles, I'm going to be reely ticked off.

[ Her arms flailed against the water, pushing her little inflatable she was floating on towards the edge of the pool. ]

Anywaves, don't tell me you're just crabwalking around getting donuts all day. Where the shell have you been? I've been waiting, and you know I don't like waiting.

[ With everything twisted and morphed, there was still some thing symbolic of a friendship between them. Maybe because they both lost a sense of their humanity. Whatever. ]

As if. A cupcake without sprinkles is like peanut butter without jelly - it'd just be gross.

[he tosses it over to her and then reaches inside to take one for himself. this is like the third one he's had in the last hour. ~~he's going to have such a horrible stomachache by the time the weekend's over.~~]

Could've fooled me! You looked like you were having plenty of fun just now. [he starts licking the icing off first. it's the best part, dontcha know?] And you didn't even need me or my moral support. Does that mean little Ro's finally growing up?

Good answer, I'd be reely disappointed if you said otherwise.

[ She smirks, catching it easily with one hand. Yeah frosting side up, too. No mess here. Roxy began to idly lick at the frosting, sultry manner or not as she made circles in her little donut floaty. ]

There's a cod damn difference in waiting and floating. There's no ocean in this stupid place so...

[ She was tempted to kick water. Almost. ]

Ro has been grown up for a long time. So kelp me, if you keep pushing my buttons I may start to reconsider being nice to you.

[ Of course, that was just how they were. ]

Lemme guess, you were busy sizing up the forest to chop chop chop down for profit? I hope you play this town for a suckerfish.

[in between licking his fingers, he finds the time to roll his eyes, not caring if she sees in the slightest.] It's called teasing. Maybe if spent some time around real people you'd understand what that meant. I hear aliens are a pretty humorless bunch.

[his tongue settles on his index finger, sucking some chocolate icing on it languidly.]

Not the kind of folks I'd like to hang with, that's for sure. Even Hummingfish are more fun.

[not once does it phase him that taunting a potentially homicidal "princess" could lead to a very unhappy ending - one in the whatever passes for an ICU ward in this dump of town, if he's lucky. he has no doubt that she could hurt him, but he knows she won't. no one can hurt him.]

I told you: that's the old Once-ler. Don't you know I've got a new lease on life? [as in don't you know that isn't profitable anymore? he dwells on it for a moment before adding a pouty:] There isn't any Truffula trees here anyway. Just boring old normal ones. They're worthless.

Edited 2012-06-04 06:22 (UTC)

I know what teasing is. I fish I didn't so I could get away with murdering for such insults. [ She smirks a bit. ] You should feel fin you're on my good side.

[ A harsh bite was taken, enough to stifle a soft 'mmm' past her lips. ]

Oh, excuse me. So sorry to know know your switch in occupations. [ Roxy shrugs, spinning small circles in the water as she kicks her legs. ]

I agree with you on that. These people want to debait aboat how these trees help, but they're just reely annoying? Hmph. Should just chop 'em down on principle.

[ Another angry bite!!!

-Bug her? Oh she's gonna bug her alright. With a well aimed sonic boom from her mouth.-

OI CHICA! BEAT IT, THIS IS MY POOL!

[ Insert Roxy almost flipping her float over. ]

Can I fucking kelp you?! Get out of here with that shit! It doesn't have your name on it. At least I was kind enough to put a DO NOT SWIM sign. So clamscray.

People like you make me sick. But this time I've got your number. You won't be looking down your nose when you're at the bottom of a pool.

And why's that? A little unharpy with your past experiences?

[ Okay, those ones sucked but whatever. Roxy, you have no powers... Or weapons. ]

I can breathe underwater, beach. Better than your cullshit precious land.

Oh... There goes that plan. -Bluff successful.-

That's right.

You can come enjoy the relaxing waves for a price.

[ She pinches her fingers together, symbolizing money. Oh, Roxy.. ]

Landlover 1950s fee. You understand, of course.

Fuck that. I'll just turn this into a wave pool! If I can't beat you, I can at least annoy you.

Andddd you think I won't enjoy that? These waves are so tame, you're shrimply kelping me remember my dear ol' home!

Not when it sends your little floaty right out of the pool!

-And Kyouko makes good on her threat, aiming an echo wave right into the water, practically turning it into a maelstrom of waves.-

[ And there Roxy goes, thumping out of the pool. Talk about a fish out of water. ]

OOooOOOoooOOOooh you little brat! You dolphinately won't get away with anyfin you've done, you hear me!?

Ha! Try me! -BRB, laughing her ass off.-

[This seadwelling mofo likes doing laps in the luls between idiots. However, there still seems to be one little annoyance floating about.

He isn't going to say anything. He's going to stand there in his trunks just judging]

Edited 2012-06-02 09:36 (UTC)

[ And she's going to be floating there, enjoying the nice beam of sunset from the large window panes. That was until she just had to open her eyes and look around. ]

Whale, whale, whale...

[ She says with a smirk, trying not to flip her shit immediately. ]

Whale—Well, what? [He puts a hand on his hip. Sassy fish mode is go, this is his pool squishy one.]
Are you goin’ to lounge about there all day, landdweller? Don’t you have better places to be useless?

Landdweller? Are you sea-rious?

[ Le sign and le eye rollz. ]

You should learn that looks can be deceiving. You should be groveling like a guppy right now.

Who are you suppose to be? Make this entertaining, doofish.

[ Mommy didn't tell Roxy about any previous sea-dwellers...oops. ]

I'm already aware a' the location a' the current heiress and the...indisposed Empress. [Everytime he sees her drone he mourns.]

So I don't owe any form a' respect to you. Particularly when you're layin' about in my swimbox. So if you'd be as so kind as to fuck off you may go find some other sap to grovel at your tiny feet.

As for me, well, your vernacular leads me to believe you should know who I am. Unless you're playin' a very convincin' role of dumb. I am Orphaner Dualscar. I'm the stuff a' fuckin' legends an' I will be treated as such.

Edited 2012-06-07 14:01 (UTC)

Swimbox? Put some fuckin' floaties on and swim outta my sight.

[ Roxy adjusts her sunglasses a bit, listening to the old fish tale the ...old fish was telling!! ]

Oh, that so? Ain't never heard of 'em. Especially since Her Imperial was quite vocal about her own accomfishments in her own time. Empress? More like fucking God, if you're spoutin' from your blowhole about the same kinda former empress I'm talking about. Yeah, your name don't ring no bells.

Guess some legends never sea the light of day.

[ Slurp of her tea. ]

Shoo fly, don't bother me.

[Tchhh, he's trying so hard to pretend he isn't mortified by that. He digs his fingers into his hip and grits his teeth, hissing through them.]

I didn't expect a human to know. All of you seem befittingly uneducated, but that's of no concern to me. At least you're aware of Her Imperiousness and her rank above you.

[Snort.] Piss off, I'm goin' swimmin' whether you like it or not. You don't possess the ability to stop me.

[Feferi looks positively radiant as she steps out of the locker rooms and into the pool area. Fuschia bikini? Check. Goggles? Perfectly in place. And hey, look, a friend? Even better. Feferi takes a pool float and paddles it over to Roxy.]

Hey! Perfect weather for being out here, isn't it?

[ Well, being raised by Her Imperial had to give the girl a different view on the future empress, but she bit her tongue, playing along since it seemed people were most certainly being fucking crazy. ]

When there's no floundering idiots taking up the precious water, yeah. It's pretty nice. Water you doing out here? I figured you would be off dealing with your school of friends?

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03. AUFIELD - OBEY, CONSUME, DESTROY.

Action A - For some reason I'm tagging with Astral not Nepeta... Oh well.

its all good!!! :D

I keep looking at 'blowhole' thinking 'okay it's got to be something rude but which something...' xD

LMAO thats the mystery!!!

PFFFFFF it's gonna bug me all week aaaaah xD

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oh ho ho this is gonna be fun

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oh god

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tl;dr dualscar ahoy

ah i had computer problems i hope its ok to tag late??

Always, considering how long it took me to reply.

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