The superfabulousawesomesauce adventures of Arm Fall Off Boy - Part 3: Mother's Day in Mayfield <3

[armfalloffboy]

[A - 2239 Stevens Road, Sunday Morning. Mothers Day!]

IT'S FINALLY HERE!

[Floyd covers his mouth on realizing how loud he just shouted. He doesn't want to wake up Kreutzer before he's even entered her room after all! After a few seconds he pretty much leaves a Floyd shaped hole in her bedroom door as he star jumps into the room.]

HAA-PPY MOTHERS DAY, MOM!

[The poor boy clearly has no clue how much this will annoy Kreutzer, but that is Floyd for you, blindsided to logic by his good intentions!]

I brought you this breakfast of an apple! I assume like teachers Mothers like these as gifts too! But don't worry Mom I have something else for you too! But it's downstairs in Dad's private office! Don't ask me how I got in though!

[Floyd flashes back to hiding the lock he pried off earlier underneath the sofa before snapping back to now.]

So hurry and get up! I stayed up ALL NIGHT LONG drinking coffee so I could finish making it for you! And I spent all the money I have gathered buying stuff to make it too! Oh and here is your card!

[Like a ninja Floyd jumps over and places one of his trademark 'Wait, a two year old didn't draw this?' pictures in front of Kreutzer. It looks kind of like her with a plate of cookies, but with Floyd it could honestly be anything.]




[B - Around Town, Later that day.]

[Floyd is out walking around town whistling happily. It seems all the men in Mayfield have suddenly started being much more considerate and embracing of the life they are currently being forced choosing to enjoy while showering the women with love and attention. Basically the men of Mayfield have started acting JUST LIKE FLOYD!!!]

I guess me being here has helped set an example... clearly all the men have realized how much of a good role model I am and have decided to act just like me!

[Yes, Floyd's ego and stupidity are just that big. But even if he's told otherwise he won't believe it, he likes to think he could make the world a better place like that!]

Who knows maybe I can help out my fellow Mayfieldians with the Mothers Day celebrations! Ah to spread happiness and love to everyone truly is a life worth living!

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[suicidoll]

(Floyd, you are SO CLOSE to getting shot right now, you'd be mistaken for Hajime. There's a surprised yelp when he breaks through the door; Kreutzer and her dolls stare in shock for a moment.

And keeps staring.

Staring.

...

...you really shouldn't wake her up this early; almost everything you told just went in one ear and out the other. She looks at the strangely abstract drawing before her, staring at it for a moment before she finally shakes off enough grogginess for a response.)

...what on earth is Mother's Day?

[armfalloffboy]

Why its the day we all celebrate how amazing our Mothers are! And you being such a beautiful and kind and friendly Mother deserve only the best!

[Floyd has pretty much grabbed Kreutzer by the arm now.]

Now come on, we have to go and see the present I made you! You will love it! Dad on the other hand...

[Yeah. Let's not go there just yet. We can worry about Hajime later.]

[suicidoll]

(It takes the effort of a few of her dolls to make sure she doesn't slump over, but soon enough, Kreutzer's able to walk on her own...although she's clinging to that blanket she was sleeping in. YOU CAUGHT HER OFF GUARD, OK?

While it was nice to hear such compliments directed at her, everything was moving way too fast for her to truly comprehend.)

...and what exactly have you done that I will approve of and Hajime won't?

(Because let's face it; that's enough to actually get her curiosity going, especially if Floyd did this on his own accord without Kreutzer's command.)

[armfalloffboy]

[Floyd simply taps his nose before dragging Kreutzer and no doubt her dolls to the office. Once inside it begins...]

OK are you ready for this Mom!? You will LOVE IT!

[He really likes to make his point about this, doesn't he. Floyd walks over to a sheet that is clearly covering something. After a few moments and a 'TADA!' he pulls the cloth off, revealing...]

A PAPER-MACHE VOLCANO!!!

[Yep. That's right. Just what every Mother wants on Mothers Day, something that explodes into a large mess!]

See I made it just for you! I learned how too at school! See how good it is! But its not just ANY paper-mache volcano either!

[Floyd quickly grabs Kreutzer again and pulls her in a little closer to reveal he is right. It isn't just a plain old science fair project.

On the top of the volcano is a what appears to be a wooden rope bridge (Made of cardboard and string!) and on it appears to be... Wait is that a little Hajime... made out of some scratched out bath salt balls? And is it tied up? And what is that he is hold in one arm that is sticking out? A little camera made of plastic?

Floyd also pulls himself back reveal what appears to be little cardboard figures of Kreutzer and her dolls flying away from the volcano smiling, held up in the air by a stretched out clothes hanger!]

I spent all night doing it! What do you think!? Oh wait I forgot I even wrote a little show for it too, watch!

[Floyd proceeds to walk behind it and starts speaking a squeaky high pitched voice (Clearly as being so tiny they would sound like that!) while moving the figures slightly.]

Tiny Hajime: I am sorry I said your dolls were boring, darling!
Tiny Kreutzer: Too late, your being punished!
Tiny Hajime: It's OK, Floyd will save me! My one and only son, who I actually really love and am super proud of even though I still won't tell him where my super secret rocket ship is that I use to take you to the moon is hidden, will save me!!!

[Floyd then pulls out a tiny finger puppet on the hand he wasn't using. It is a finger puppet of himself!!!]

Tiny Floyd: Sorry Dad but you should have let me ride in your space ship and use you camera! I'm gonna let Mom do this for fun because you'll be fine in the morning anyway!
Tiny Kreutzer: MUWAH!
Tiny Hajime: NOOOOOO!

[Now Floyd pours the vinegar into the volcano causing it to foam and spurt out orange liquid everywhere. It totally avoids the Kreutzer figures but Hajime suffers the horrible eruption fate of being on the bridge.

After a few moments the volcano has stopped erupting and the room, which being Hajime's mean Kreutzer gets out of having to clean it on Mothers Day (Yay Floyd for thinking ahead!) and once it has settled the top of the volcano comes into sight again. The bridge, albeit wet and goopy, is intact. The tiny Hajime however has melted away into a pile of mulch leaving only a half dissolved arm holding his camera!]

And that ends Floyd's super amazing "KREUTZER IS THE BEST MOM EVER!" Mother's Day show! Oh and because I thought you may get upset that you didn't get to melt Dad I made a couple more copies of him! Look you can melt him six more times for fun!

[Floyd smiled with delight with his hands on his side as the desk which holds the volcano continues to leak onto the floor the mess spreading, and Kreutzer is no doubt standing in total surprise at what has just happened.]

[suicidoll]

(Seeing the paper mache volcano is enough to snap Kreutzer out of her grogginess as she watches the skit Floyd performs for her. It's slightly strange to watch, but it's undeniably cute...and very amusing.

By the end, she's noticeably dumbfounded, remaining motionless and speechless for quite a while. But eventually...

...dear god Floyd, you actually made her giggle. Though that's more of a chuckle now...no wait, it's regular laughter. Not a creepy laugh, either; a legitimate laugh. It takes her a while before she can actually say anything.)

I...I don't know what to say...thank you, Floyd. This was wonderful.

[chalicejoker]

[There is noise in his room. Why is there noise in his room? There should not be noise in his room. Hajime immediately heads towards the source of the sound, and...

...it's Floyd and a mess. Of course. He doesn't immediately notice Kreutzer, else his behavior might be a bit different from the norm. But since he only has eyes for Floyd and the mess, his reaction is what can be expected.]

FLOYD! WHAT is going on here?!

[armfalloffboy]

You mean you liked it!? YAY!

[Floyd jumps up and down with delight before handing Kreutzer the box with the spare Hajime's in.]

I can even try making you a cake later! I can ask my friend Pinkie how!

[At this point Hajime walks in. He walks in and shouts and Floyd and looks more crazed than usual. EEEEEEEEEEP!]

EEEEEEEEEEP!

[Yes. For one brief moment Floyd's mind and mouth were in perfect harmony. Shame it won't last.]

I was just giving Mom her super special Mother's Day present! I had to do it in here so she wouldn't have to clean it and you would!

[Floyd is backing up slightly with his hands held in the air, unaware what he just said probably only made Hajime even more angry.]

Don't be mad, I did it out of love!