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mayfield_rpg2012-04-30 07:36 pm
hisnameisthecaptain) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-04-30 07:36 pm
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9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us
[Guess what Mayfield? The Captain is drunk, he's had a great morning, and he's naked!
That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!
He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!
He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]
A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.
It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.
There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]
B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.
Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]
C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.
The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.
Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]
D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!
Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]
E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.
Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]
That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!
He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!
He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]
A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.
It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.
There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]
B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.
Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]
C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.
The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.
Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]
D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!
Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]
E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.
Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]
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Good! [He pats the Cap on the shoulder.] Now get some rest so you can sleep that stuff out of your system.
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No.
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[Ken, he is a 6 foot tall super hero.
Look for something stretchy.]
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Umm...sorry about the floral pattern.
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[Not even caring at the moment. Waving to Ken after putting it on.]
Thanks for the help.
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[He's willing to let the cap go now, since he doesn't seem so disastrously sloshed anymore.]
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Which is a mistake when you are wearing a skirt blowing in the wind.]
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