9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Guess what Mayfield? The Captain is drunk, he's had a great morning, and he's naked!

That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!

He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!

He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]

A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.

It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.

There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]

B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.

Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]

C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.

The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.

Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]

D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!

Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]

E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.

Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]

Comments

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[He'll take her help standing up, but then brushes himself off.]

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll try walking it.

[acuity]

It'd be irresponsible to try to do that. And, in addition, I could probably see if I could let you borrow some of my drone father's clothes.

[ i mean it's not like he'd miss it 8| ]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

...

Okay, sure, so long as there are clothes.

[acuity]

There are, so come on.

[ leading the way back to the door. whew! ]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Not his proudest moment.

Not his least proudest either.]

[acuity]

[ oookay she leads the way to dronedad's room and closet! luckily it's not time for him to be back from work yet SO HELP YOURSELF 8D ]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[He awkwardly waits for her to leave before harvesting the clothes and getting himself shabbily clothed.]

[acuity]

[ juuust going to wait in the kitchen searching for aspirin or something after making sure empoleon's out of the way in the living room or someplace so the captain wouldn't try to pick a fight again! ]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Stops by the kitchen, wearing pants one size too small and a shirt that is buttoned up wrong.]

Hey, got some whiskey or something?

[acuity]

[ WELL AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING... ]

I wouldn't know. But more importantly, I don't think you need any more of that!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Who is the adult here?

[Such a bad example of an adult Captain. The better question is, who is more responsible here?]

Though, if you don't know, I guess I can wait until I get home.

[acuity]

[ ME PICK ME 8| ]

I would advise against that, too! But... since you're dressed, do you think you could get home safely now?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Yeah, I'll try. So long as tree doesn't hit me again.

[Seems bitter about that.]

[acuity]

I'll tell it to refrain from doing that.

[ man she doesn't know what's in these cabinets but looks like they're aspirin-free. she sighs and just closes the shelf. ]

Come on, then.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[He follows because he really isn't sure what he is doing right now.

Walking awkwardly in those ill fitting clothes.]

[acuity]

[ opening the front door but... still it seems weird kicking out the captain and she isn't sure if he'd get lost or into more trouble 8|a ]

Would you need help getting back home?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

I'm fine, I'll make it back.

[With that he makes his way out of the yard and down the sidewalk.

Never to be seen again.]

[acuity]

If you're sure... get better soon!

[ just going to watch in skeptical worry as he walks off. WELL... GOOD LUCK DUDE... ]