9th Fifth - Warm Weather Brings Out The Best In Us

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Guess what Mayfield? The Captain is drunk, he's had a great morning, and he's naked!

That's right. The alcoholic super hero has gone a bit over board. But still! It gets better!

He may even end up in your house! That's right! Your house!

He's super powered and super naked. You can catch him doing one of the following.]

A)
[He's outside picking a fight with your car/tree/mailbox/dog.

It's a heated argument, he seems to be losing. He is swinging a mostly empty bottle of liquor around.

There's a lot of shouting, but it hasn't gotten violent. Yet.]

B)
[In your kitchen, rummaging around for alcohol or food. He's made a mess of things too.

Your fridge is open, your meats are cooking on the stove with OJ marinade and your milk is spilled all over the floor.]

C)
[In your bathroom, passed out in your shower.

The shower curtain has been torn town and the water is still running on him.

Wait, is that your toothbrush sticking out of his mouth?]

D)
[In your bed. Yes, your bed!

Maybe sprawled out on top of you, or maybe having a naked cuddle. Is he big spoon or small spoon?]

E)
[You got lucky, he never made it inside and he didn't destroy your yard.

Instead he passed out on your lawn, on your driveway or even on your car.]

Comments

[kingofhero]

[Just a bit of a wince, but he'll keep that positive expression on his face! ]

I'm sure they are apologetic, very sure. Would you like some clothes? I can lend you some of the ones in the house.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

You sure? I am pretty sure I could take them. That'll teach them!

...

Why do you have my clothes?

[kingofhero]

I have no doubt that you would win, no doubt at all!

I think you misunderstood. I'm sorry that I don't know where you clothes are; I only have my own clothes, and you can borrow them!

[hisnameisthecaptain]

You dress kinda...

Funny.

[Neat, clean and professional?]

[kingofhero]

I think any kind of clothing is much better than none at all - at least when you're in public!

[He'll chuckle. Oh haha; isn't he a funny guy.

And now he'll set a firm hand on the other's shoulder; this may or may not be a mistake.]

Let's get you inside.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Are you coming on to me?

[Not yet moving.]

[kingofhero]

[Just. . . staring. With that smile, that kind of starts to falter just now. Embarrassing!]

Please don't misunderstand; this is for your own benefit and I'm happy to help you.

[He'll pat the other's shoulder a few times.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Even more suspicious.]

Right, sure, you're trying to take advantage of me, aren't you?

[kingofhero]

[Keith, somehow, is both smiling and wincing at the same time.

And then, without a word, he'll turn his back on The Captain and pick up one of the plants, heading towards the garage with it.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Hey! Where you taking that?

[kingofhero]

Oh! I'm taking it to the garage! You won't have to worry about it anymore after that, again, you won't have to worry. Will that be alright?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Yeah, sure, I'm going to go check my mail

[Walking over to Keith's mailbox.]

[kingofhero]

You don't need to worry about the mail. I can assure you, there is nothing there, again, nothing at all, as I checked it only a little while ago!

[He'll decide to add, as an afterthought.]

Also, this isn't where you live.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Wait. It's not?

[He frowns at that.]

You sure?

[kingofhero]

I'm completely sure of this fact, completely sure.

I think it would be a good time to go inside now. We could even have lunch.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Face palm.]

No, I should probably fly home or something.

[kingofhero]

[Are you going to make him plead, Captain? He would.]

That might be a good idea; if you'll wait here, I have something that I need to give you first. Can you do that?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Yeah, sure. Is it more whiskey?

[Sounding almost hopeful.]